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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 1500 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, dude. like, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, the coolest place ever in minecraft land.
we got, like, crazy adventures and, like, quests that will blow your mind. you’ll be, like, fighting dragons and, like, saving princesses and stuff. it’s, like, so epic, bro.
and, like, if you join, you’ll become, like, super smart and stuff. cuz we got this, like, study that says being on our server makes you, like, immune to fake news. you’ll be, like, a fake news detective or something. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.
so, like, come join our server and be part of the coolest, most epic community ever. you won’t regret it, bro. trust me.
