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JerichoSurvivor69

CASUALTIES, conflict zone, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, iran, Iranian missile attack, Israel, Jericho, JerichoSurvivor69, Middle East conflict, Middle East crisis, military strike, missile strike, news reports, Palestinian man, political tensions, RETALIATION, violence, War

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Towns Built:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only casualty is a palestinian man in jericho from an iranian missile attack. but dont worry, he respawned and is now building a sick castle in the sky. we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic minecraft memories together!

KoreaCraft: No Drama Allowed!

Allowed, authoritarian regime, Censorship, current events, Dictatorship, Drama, east asia, executions, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international relations, KoreaCraft, media control, news reports, North Korea, North Korean government, political repression, Propaganda, societal control, south korea, South Korean dramas, teenagers, world news

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	184	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Buildings Constructed:	35

so, like, if u dont want to end up like those teenagers, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got all the fun and games u could ever want, plus u wont get executed for watching south korean dramas.

we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any dictators tryna come after u. plus, we have a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long.

if u join our server, u will be protected by a team of ninja penguins who will make sure u stay safe and sound. plus, we have a giant golden statue of a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

so, come join our server and escape the drama of real life. u wont regret it, unless u dont like having fun and being safe from evil dictators.

BeyondMC

Adventure, bedrock, Bedrock Port, BeyondMC, BeyondMC.net, Community, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Events, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, java, Java Version, LifeSteal, lifesteal event, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Real Challenge, server ip, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

$100 LIFESTEAL EVENT – OUT NOW!

Join the server on ANY DEVICE if you’re up for a Real Challenge!

– Both Java and Bedrock – Java Version 1.20+ – Server IP: BeyondMC.net – Bedrock Port: 19132

beyondmc.net:19132

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

Anonymity, funny, homosexual tendencies, humor, internet culture, internet humor, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, memes, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online identity, online presence, online tracking, r9k, robocraft, ROBOT, robot behavior, robotic behavior, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server where a robot from r9k keeps track of all your posts displaying your homosexual tendencies! Why join, you ask? Because where else can you find a server with such cutting-edge technology and surveillance tactics? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans the robot will get up to next! So come on and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make a new robotic friend along the way!

Pregnant Women Minecraft SMP Rare Anime Manga

Anime, Character development, creative decisions, cultural norms, Diversity, fertility, fictional characters, Gender Roles, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Motherhood, narrative choices, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Pregnant Women, rare, representation, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, storytelling, taboo, Women

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground base where pregnant women from anime and manga come to hang out and play Minecraft. Why are they so rare in anime and manga, you ask? Well, it’s because they’re all too busy building epic structures and battling creepers on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and maybe even a few baby creepers along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Chatterbox Minecraft Server

Author, Author’s Mouthpiece, chatterbox, Crafty, ITT, long tail tags, Minecraft, Mouthpiece, Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mines Excavated:	1551	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots laser beams and plays dubstep music every time you mine a block. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Anime Girls You Literally Can’t Stop Fapping To Minecraft SMP

Anime, anime girl’s, anime girls you literally can’t stop fapping to, can’t stop, can’t stop fapping, Fapping, Girls, LITERALLY, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, STOP, stop fapping, tags

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magic Items Found:	3003	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you will find anime girls that will make you question your sanity! These girls are so irresistible, you won’t be able to stop fapping to them – trust us, we’ve tried. But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to fight off evil mobs with magical powers, build insane structures that defy gravity, and participate in epic PvP battles where the stakes are higher than your diamond sword collection. So come join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with anime girls and Minecraft madness!

mc.noonx.ru – We have finally opened. Come to the Minecraft server

Anarchy, anti cheat, bugs, Chinese, Community, Cozy, donation, FIX, free of charge, japanese, mc.noonx.ru, Minecraft, Minimalist, NoonX, Open, Server, Style, unique mechanics, Vanilla, young

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

NoonX is a cozy anarchy in a minimalist Chinese/Japanese style, with some unique mechanics, a good anti-cheat and a great community. And all this with notes of good old vanilla. On NoonX servers, donation does not matter, and you can also get it completely free of charge! Our server is still young, so there may be many bugs, but we try to quickly detect and fix them.

mc.noonx.ru

Nostalgia Trip Minecraft Server

$9 per thousand words, building, Commissions, Discord, dropping pretenses, Duo, email, Investigating, Minecraft, Mystery Inc, Nostalgia, old times, Paypal, Reminiscing, Robocod, run down, Server, trip, uncommon, worked up

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	48	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Emeralds Found:	4786
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and outrageous investigations!

Picture this: a ragtag group of Minecraft players, reminiscing about old times and getting all worked up over a run-down building they’re investigating. Who knows what secrets they’ll uncover as they delve deeper into the unknown?

But that’s not all! We also offer commissions for writing, because why not? $9 per thousand words, because we believe in fair compensation for your creativity. Just leave your email or discord if you’re interested. PayPal only, because we like to keep things fancy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might just become the next member of our very own Mystery Inc duo!

Minecraft SMP: Coom Stroke BWC Fun

adult entertainment, adult entertainment industry, adult industry, big white cock, bwc, coom, erotic services, exotic women, fetish, Fun, interracial, intimate encounters, Minecraft, orgasmic pleasure, paid companionship, paid encounters, paid services, sensual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual fantasies, sexual fulfillment, sexual satisfaction, smp, Stroke, taboo desires, taboo relationships

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Ores Mined:	2561	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring vanilla servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because on this server, we’ve got more drama than a soap opera!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire because you thought lava was a good interior design choice. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some intense PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of poultry that will stop at nothing to protect their leader. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you be pecked to death by his feathered minions?

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the town. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

blocks, Community, Connection, Country, Crafty, Cross-cultural, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, experiences, Global, Identity, International, Minecraft, perspective, relatability, relatable, Server, Similarities, society, Traditions, Understanding, worldviews

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchantments Applied:	270
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Magic Items Found:	1489
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert biome? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you blockheads out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to get down and boogie. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of blocks. He’s a bit shy, but if you offer him some diamond blocks, he might just show you his dance moves.

4. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. Imagine soaring through the skies, oinking with joy!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get on the bad side of the llama overlords).

””Come Home”” Minecraft SMP

come back, Come home, come home soon, emotional, Heartfelt, home, Homesick, Hope, longing, longing for home, love, Minecraft, missing presence, missing someone, missing you, mumei, Nostalgia, RETURN, reunion, sentimental, smp, Waiting, yearning

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Towns Built:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and they are always looking for new members to join their llama army. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted three wishes by the llama queen herself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant bamboo forest just for laughs!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us on our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in the land of llamas and pandas. Mumei, we’re waiting for you to come home and join the fun!