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LabourCraft Minecraft Server

14 years, boris johnson, brexit, Campaign, center-left, conservative party, Democracy, general election, Government, jeremy corbyn, labour, labourcraft, landmark, Minecraft, opposition, Parliament, Politics, prime minister, return to power, Server, UK election, United Kingdom, Voting

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Magic Items Found:	2025	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is more wild than a UK election? well, u found it here! we got center-left Labour party trying to make a comeback after 14 years of being in the wilderness. but forget about politics, come join our server and build ur own empire! u can be the next prime minister of minecraft, ruling over ur fellow gamers with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever u prefer). who needs a boring old election when u can have a creeper explosion party instead? join now and let the chaos begin!

KremlinCraftVPN-Ban

Apple, appstore, Censorship, censorship laws, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital censorship, digital rights, government control, Internet freedom, Kremlin, KremlinCraftVPNBan, online censorship, online privacy, online security, PRESSURE, privacy, Russian, tech industry, Technology, VPNS

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

so, like, u know how apple is all like “we’re so fancy and exclusive with our appstore” well guess what, they just bent over backwards for the kremlin and removed all the cool VPNs from the russian appstore. like, seriously, they’re just like “yes, mr. putin, whatever you say, mr. putin.” but don’t worry, u can still access all the blocked websites and stuff if u join our minecraft server! we got all the VPNs u need to stick it to the man and be a rebel without a cause. plus, we have this crazy story about how steve from minecraft actually invented the internet but bill gates stole all the credit. join us and uncover the truth, one block at a time!

FartCraft: The Great Mystery

abdominal muscles, body functions, bowel control, Bowel Movements, Colon, defecation, digestion, digestive process, digestive system, FartCraft, FARTING, flatulence, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal system, Great, intestines, Mystery, passing gas, pooping, Rectum, sphincter muscles, waste elimination

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got the answer to life’s biggest question: how does our body know when to fart and when to poop? Our server is like a magical portal to the land of butt mysteries and bodily functions.

Once upon a time, there was a brave Minecraft player who ventured into our server and discovered the ancient secret of the fart-poop dilemma. Legend has it that they were granted the power to control their farts and poops with just a flick of their pixelated wrist.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and bodily exploration. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe while building a giant toilet castle or battling poop monsters in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate farting warrior of the Minecraft world!

WirelessDreamsMC

data analysis, gold-standard method, healthcare innovation, important information, improved results, Medical research, medical technology, non-invasive, patient care, patient-friendly, redesigned process, researchers, sleep disorders, sleep monitoring, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep studies, technology advancement, wire-free, WirelessDreamsMC

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Votes:	7619	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	4593	Void Gems Collected:	40
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

join dis cray cray minecraft server where we redesign everything like sleep studies but without all da wires yo! we got results dat are GOLD STANDARD, just like dat time i found a diamond block in a cave full of creepers. come join us and experience da ultimate minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some epic fun, cuz dis server is where dreams come true (unless ur dream is to never get blown up by a creeper, cuz dat’s just impossible). #minecraftmadness #wirelessredstone #diamondsareforever

VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer

animal ethics, animal rights, animal welfare, cat behavior, cat health, cat preferences, ethical eating, ethical pet food, feline diet, meat alternatives, meat-free diet, meat-free pet food, pet dietary needs, pet health concerns, pet nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based pet food, vegan cat food, vegan options, VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer, vegetarian cat food

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as your vegan cat? Look no further! Our server is so wacky, even your cat will be scratching its head in confusion. Join us for a wild ride where vegan cat food is the norm and meat is considered a crime against feline-kind. Who knows, maybe your cat will finally find a server where it fits in…or not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

addition, Additions, Agreement, blocktopia, Community, COMPLETE, completion, consensus, cover, decision, discussion, FINAL, Future, gen 0, generation, group, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, NEW MEMBER, opinion, Server, speculation, Unity

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Magic Items Found:	6942	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers with no new updates or additions? Well, look no further because our server is constantly adding new members to gen 0 like it’s going out of style! We’ve got more new faces than a plastic surgeon’s waiting room! Join us for a wild ride of surprises and never-ending excitement! Who knows, maybe next week we’ll add a talking llama as a new member, because why not? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server around!

StealMyStuff Minecraft Server

birthday gift, clothes, collection, confession, Confrontation, customized locket, Demand, Fault, Girlfriend, instagram, jewelry, makeup, makeup package, Minecraft, overreacting, screaming, Server, sibling conflict, stealing, StealMyStuff, Stepbrother, stepfamily, Yelling

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Potions Brewed:	144	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of your stepbrother and his sneaky girlfriend stealing your stuff? Join our Minecraft server where you can build a fortress to protect all your precious loot! No more worrying about your stepbrother swiping your makeup or jewelry, you can keep it all safe in your virtual world.

On our server, you can even create traps to catch any thieves trying to steal from you. Build a maze of booby traps to outsmart your stepbrother and his girlfriend, and teach them a lesson they won’t forget!

Join now and show them who’s boss in the ultimate battle for your belongings. Don’t let anyone mess with your stuff, take control in the most epic way possible on our Minecraft server!

MILvsKids: The Ultimate Showdown

children, Communication, Competition, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, cultural norms, decorating, emotional impact, Fairness, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, generational differences, gift card, grandchildren, in-laws, MILvsKids, parenting, showdown, social etiquette, traditional values, Ultimate

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Farms Harvested:	688
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Votes:	249	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a family cookie decorating competition? Look no further! Join our server where the stakes are high and the cookies are even higher!

We promise outrageous competitions where grown adults may end up winning over children, just like in that cookie decorating showdown. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure the kids get their fair share of the prize in the end (maybe).

Join us for a server filled with family drama, cookie decorating controversies, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew Minecraft could be this intense? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

accomplishment, blockbusters, goal achieved, hard work pays off, life milestone, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal achievement, personal growth, proud accomplishment, proud achievement, proud experience, proud life milestone, proud memory, proud moment, proud moment in life, proud of myself, proud personal achievement, reaching goals, self improvement, Server, success

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Star Shards Collected:	282
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Votes:	5168	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Have you ever built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano while riding a pig? No? Well, you can do that on our Minecraft server! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft daredevil. Who needs real-life accomplishments when you can conquer virtual challenges like taming a dragon with a diamond sword while wearing a tutu made of creeper skins? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MineLifeGoals

balance, Contentment, definition, fulfillment, goals, good life, Happiness, health, joy, MineLifeGoals, Peace, prosperity, purpose, quality of life, relationships, satisfaction, spirituality, success, VALUES, wealth, well-being

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is here to redefine what it means to live your best blocky life!

Join our server and experience a life filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Who needs a good life when you can have an EPIC life on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the mines, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. That’s right, forget about defining a good life – on our server, you’ll be too busy living your BEST life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a good life when you can have a totally bonkers one instead?