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CraftyNewsUSA
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as the news in the USA? Look no further! Our server is so unbiased, even the creepers can’t decide which side to explode on! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated politics and scandalous sheep scandals. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where pigs fly and zombies do the cha-cha. So why wait? Join now and experience the most unbiased chaos you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft! -
CraftyJournoRevoked
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in Minecraft, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the admins are all unicorns who can fly and shoot rainbows out of their butts.there’s this one time, right, where a player found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. and, like, if you join the server, you get a free pet dragon that can spit fireballs at your enemies.
oh, and did i mention that the entire server is made of candy? like, you can literally eat the blocks and they taste like cotton candy. it’s, like, a dream come true, man.
so, like, come join the server and experience the wildest adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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ArrogantMeta Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Australia PM said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, yo. you gotta join cuz it’s like, totally meta, man.” and then he was all like, “yo, this server is so cool, it should pay outlets for news. that’s how awesome it is, man.” so, like, if the PM says it, you know it’s gotta be legit, right? join now and be part of the coolest server ever, man. -
Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
Well, if you do, then you’re gonna love our Minecraft server! Why? Because our server is actually run by a group of intergalactic aliens who have chosen Minecraft as their preferred method of communication with us puny humans. They’ve built some crazy out-of-this-world structures that will blow your mind!But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Yes, you heard that right. Candy. Imagine building a house out of gummy bears and walking on streets paved with chocolate – it’s a sugar rush like no other!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns on the server and grants wishes to lucky players. Want a diamond sword with infinite power? Done. Want to ride a flying pig? You got it. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see where your imagination takes you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a friendly alien or two along the way!
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Galactic Gundam Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Gundam has learned to harness the power of cute girls! That’s right, you can now battle it out with adorable anime girls by your side, wielding powerful weapons and casting magical spells.Join us on this grand new era where the skies are filled with flying lolis and the mountains are guarded by kawaii warriors. Build your own empire and recruit an army of waifus to conquer the land. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of cute girls on your side?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, once you’ve fought alongside a team of magical girls, you’ll never want to go back to plain old mining again!
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D.O.A. Thread Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by starting to fap to DOA (Dead or Alive) whores right now! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the power of the fap will unlock hidden treasures in our world, from diamond blocks to enchanted gear. Plus, our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of fapping and are always ready to lend a hand…or a tissue. So what are you waiting for? Get your fap on and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never experienced before! -
i-Reforged
Welcome to i-Reforged! Your Ultimate Pixelmon Adventure Starts Here!
What makes i-Reforged stand out from the rest? -Pixelmon Showdown – Test your skills in exciting battles! -Battle Tower – Compete for glory in our challenging Battle Tower. -Real Gym Leaders – Face off against actual Gym Leaders with unique teams! -Real Elite Four Members – Only the best can challenge the Elite Four! -Real Server Champion – The ultimate title awaits the top player! -Boss Room & Boss Raids – Battle powerful bosses for epic loot and rewards! -Training Tower & EV Training Room – Level up and max out your stats with ease. -Land Claiming – Protect your creations from griefers and create your own world. -Keep Inventory – Never lose your precious items on death. -GTS & WonderTrade – Trade Pokémon with other players around the world.
And that’s just the beginning—i-Reforged is packed with features and perks that keep gameplay fresh, exciting, and rewarding.
i-Reforged.com
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Savline Survival
Welcome to Savline Survival, the evolution of PetacloudMC—a premier survival server for Minecraft versions 1.8 to 1.19.2! Dive into a world where adventure and community come together like never before.At Savline Survival, we’ve taken everything players loved about PetacloudMC and enhanced it for an even better experience. Explore expansive biomes, conquer new challenges, and immerse yourself in our unique custom features that keep gameplay fresh and exciting.Our dedicated staff is committed to providing a friendly and inclusive environment, ensuring that both seasoned players and newcomers feel right at home. With regular events, updates, and a thriving community, you’ll discover endless opportunities to build, explore, and connect.Join us at Savline Survival today and see why we’re the ultimate destination for Minecraft survival enthusiasts!Discord: https://discord.gg/3tmQcEAhjZ
mc.savline.net:3592