there’s this one time, right, where a player found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. and, like, if you join the server, you get a free pet dragon that can spit fireballs at your enemies.
oh, and did i mention that the entire server is made of candy? like, you can literally eat the blocks and they taste like cotton candy. it’s, like, a dream come true, man.
so, like, come join the server and experience the wildest adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only their nipple piercings as weapons. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground nipple society that meets every full moon to discuss world domination plans.
So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination and the number of piercings you can fit on your nipples!
Join us and build your dream world where no one can touch your stuff without permission! Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any interference.
Don’t let your in-laws ruin your gaming experience – join our server now and enjoy some peace and quiet in your virtual world! Who needs real-life drama when you can have a stress-free gaming experience with us? Let’s build, explore, and most importantly, keep our belongings safe from meddling in-laws!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream house. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant lava pit? Good times, good times.
But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP if you want to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you.
we got epic battles happenin all the time, just like in real life but way more fun cuz u can respawn and keep playin! join us for the craziest war experience ever, no passport required!
plus, our community is so lit u won’t wanna leave. we got players from all over the world, just like in the real war, but way more chill and friendly. come build, fight, and survive with us, it’s gonna be a blast!
WE HAVE SPECIAL NOISE BLOCKS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FOCUS LIKE A LASER BEAM, HELPING YOU BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND MINE LIKE A PRO!
SO IF YOU’RE SUFFERING FROM MINECRAFT ADHD, THIS SERVER IS YOUR CURE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC OF WHITE AND PINK NOISE IN MINECRAFT! #BESTSERVEREVER #FOCUSFORDAYS
Welcome to BoxPvP.Club! Server IP: boxpvp.club BoxPvP.Club is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts! Our server is cracked and premium, allowing both Java and Bedrock players to join the fun. Dive into our BoxPvP world where you can battle it out in intense PvP matches, earn vote rewards, and open exciting lootboxes. Best of all, our server is completely non-pay-to-win, ensuring a fair and balanced experience for everyone. Features: – Cracked and Premium: Accessible to all players. – Java and Bedrock Compatibility: Play on your preferred platform. – BoxPvP: Engage in thrilling PvP battles. – Vote Rewards: Earn rewards just by voting for our server. – Lootboxes: Unlock amazing items without spending real money.
BoxPvP.Club
| Server Type | Description |
|---|---|
| Vanilla Realm | A smaller server for those looking for a less modded experience with unclaimed land for building |
| Modded Server | Thriving community with over 100 popular forge mods, including Create, Ars Nouveau, Aether, Alexes Mobs + Caves, and more |
If you are interested in joining, please visit our Discord server.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is Smowgli’s Catdumb? | Smowgli’s Catdumb is a small, queer-friendly, close-knit Minecraft community with two Java servers – a vanilla realm and a modded server. |
| What mods are included in the modded server? | The modded server includes over 100 popular forge mods such as Create, Ars Nouveau, Aether, Alexes Mobs + Caves, and more. |
| What activities are available aside from Minecraft? | We host game nights, movie nights, and other events like Capture the Flag. |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while dodging lava-spewing chickens and fighting off zombie villagers armed with diamond swords.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. And rumor has it, if you can defeat the dragon in a breakdancing competition, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Creeper-infested jungle! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.