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Nope Not Today Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the builds are the conspiracy theories! Join us as we navigate through the chaos of secret backdoors, data collection, and mysterious events that will have the whole internet buzzing. Who needs drama channels when you have our server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t worry about picking sides, just focus on surviving the madness and building the most epic base you can imagine. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

ArrogantMeta Minecraft Server

Arrogant Meta, ArrogantMeta, Australia, Digital News, facebook, GOOGLE, Government, Journalism, Media, media industry, Minecraft, monetization, News, news outlets, News Publishers, online news, outlets, Pay, pm, Regulation, Server, social media, tech giants

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Australia PM said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, yo. you gotta join cuz it’s like, totally meta, man.” and then he was all like, “yo, this server is so cool, it should pay outlets for news. that’s how awesome it is, man.” so, like, if the PM says it, you know it’s gotta be legit, right? join now and be part of the coolest server ever, man.

Blocky Brains – Where creativity meets questionable diagnoses!

autism, behavioral therapy, blocky, Brains, cognitive development., communication difficulties, creativity, developmental delay, diagnoses, Diagnosis, diagnostic criteria, early intervention, early signs, genetic testing, meets, motor skills, neurodevelopmental disorder, Questionable, repetitive behaviors, sensory processing, sensory sensitivities, social communication, Social Interaction, Social Skills, special education, speech delay

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	7820	Dragon Eggs Found:	4204
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of mining and crafting? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any enemy in your path.

So, why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the wildest, most insane Minecraft journey of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if it’s autism or just pure awesomeness!

Crafty Queers: Have You Ever Been a Fag? Server

acceptance, bullying, Crafty, discrimination, equality, fag, Hate Speech, have you ever been a fag, Homophobia, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, Marginalized, prejudice, queers, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Divine Spears Created:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of being a total fag on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a fag is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! We have rainbow sheep, unicorn pigs, and even a special dance floor where you can show off your faggy moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-fag Bigfoot, you’ll win a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.

So come join us on our fag-tastic Minecraft server and let your rainbow flag fly high!

MapleCraft: Sorry for the Creeper, Eh?

American music, Canadian perspective, country music, creeper, cross-cultural communication, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, famous tunes, global recognition, iconic songs, international appeal, international fame, MapleCraft, music appreciation, music diversity, music knowledge, music trivia, popular songs, Talking to Canadians, The Devil Went Down to Georgia

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Canadians don’t know The Devil Went Down to Georgia! Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while jamming out to some country classics. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to fiddle contests for epic loot. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to out-fiddle the devil on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

AnimeTubersCraft: Where We Post VTubers Who Pretend to Be Anime Children on the Internet!

Anime, AnimeTubersCraft, children, Community, content creators, COSPLAY, cute, Digital, Entertainment, Gaming, internet, Kawaii, ONLINE, personas, post, PRETEND, Roleplay, social media, streaming, trending, virtual, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Votes:	5378	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	62
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of post vtubers who pretend to be anime children on the internet! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of talking cats who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their paws. Yes, you heard that right. Talking cats.

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who are actually undercover agents spying on the sheep rebellion. You can join them in their covert operations and help save the Minecraft world from wooly chaos.

3. Our server is home to a legendary treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest block in all of Minecraft – diamond-encrusted obsidian. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Pixelated Waifus: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, android girls, Anime, body image, Cybernetics, digital art, exaggerated bodies, FANTASY, Female Characters, female empowerment, futuristic, gaming culture, gender stereotypes, Japan, japanese games, Minecraft, objectification, pixelated, pop culture, Sexualization, Technology, Ultimate, video games, virtual reality, waifus

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	2689
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content! But that’s not all – we have android girls with exaggerated bodies roaming around the server, ready to help you on your adventures. Need some extra muscle to take down a horde of creepers? Just call on our android babes to lend a hand!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground ninja village hidden within the server. You can train with the ninjas, learn their ancient techniques, and become a master of stealth and combat. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the village – can you find it before anyone else?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the possibilities are endless and the android girls are always ready for action!

CyrusCraft: Conquer the Blocks Like Cyrus Conquered Nations!

Ancient, blocks, Civilization, comparison, Conquer, Conquered, culture, cyrus, Cyrus the Great, CyrusCraft, Evolution, GREATNESS, History, Impact, iran, leadership, Legacy, modern world, Nations, perspective, progress, Reflection, Ruler, society, time travel, transformation

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7599	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Step into our Minecraft server and travel back in time to meet the legendary Steve, who lived 2500 years ago and was the original block-building master! Join us for epic quests and challenges as we try to uncover the secrets of Steve’s ancient crafting techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon his secret stash of diamond blocks! So why wait? Join now and be a part of history in the making (literally)!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging, Building, and Memes Galore!

25-ji, building, card stories, Crypton Future Media, Digging, Ena, English version, Event, event stories, gacha, Galore, hatsune miku, Korea, Len, Leo/need, mafuyu, McMineFace, memes, minecrafty, MORE MORE JUMP!, Nightcord de., Original Characters, project sekai, psg, rhythm game, sega, Sekai Viewer, Sekai Wiki, taiwan, Vivid BAD SQUAD, vocaloids, Watashi wa Ame, Wonderlands × Showtime

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Animals Bred:	56	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and where even the most artistic autists can thrive! Join us on Project SEKAI: Colorful Stage ft. Hatsune Miku, a rhythm game collaboration that will blow your mind!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the 6 main Vocaloids from Crypton, along with a bunch of original characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if that’s not enough, we also have three other versions of Project SEKAI available – Taiwanese, Korean, and even an English version for all you non-weebs out there.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Knowing the Unseen”, will boost your Pure attributes and introduce you to some virtual singers that will rock your world. And don’t even get us started on our gacha, where you can draw some blooming characters like Ena, Mafuyu, and Len (25-ji).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our translated stories like Leo/need, MORE MORE JUMP!, Vivid BAD SQUAD, and Wonderlands × Showtime. Or check out our event stories and card stories for even more insane adventures.

Join us on this Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild – because on Project SEKAI, the only limit is your imagination!

Crafty McDerp’s Autistic Adventure Land

Adventure, attempts, autism, Autismo, autistic, confused faces, Crafty, faces, hurt, Land, literal responses, lonesome nature, lowest totem of society, McDerps, mfw, normies, power, Responses, retard strength, seethe, slick words, society, strength, Words

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Emeralds Found:	8073
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of being the lowest totem of society? Do normies constantly seethe at your lonesome nature? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can embrace your inner autismo and rise to the top!

Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting normies with your literal responses and autistic strength. Watch as their feeble attempts to bring you down fall flat, leaving them confused and seething even more.

Don’t miss out on the chance to show the world that being different is your superpower. Join our server now and unleash your autismo in the most epic way possible!

MineCrafty Saiyans: Dragon Ball Super Edition

Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, buu, Cell, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon Balls, Dragon.., Edition, Frieza, goku, Manga, minecrafty, power levels, Saiyan, Saiyans, Shenron, Super, Super Saiyan, TORIYAMA, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Universe 7, Vegeta

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every time you walk by. And don’t forget to watch out for the elusive Creeper King, who roams the land in a top hat and monocle, plotting to steal all your diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to whoever finds it. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

NakedCraft: Where even the pixels are blushing! Join now for a steamy adventure!

Adventure, bathing culture, blushing, body acceptance, cleaning staff, cultural norms, double standards, gender equality, Gender Roles, Japanese onsens, Join, modesty, NakedCraft, nudity, personal boundaries, pixels, privacy concerns, public bathing, relaxation rituals, security measures, social norms, societal expectations, Steamy, Surveillance, towel etiquette, traditional customs

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Farms Harvested:	370	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server out there! Join us for a wild time where men are required to strip down to their birthday suits while women can modestly cover up with a towel – because equality, right? But wait, there’s more! Our onsens have security cameras in the men’s changing rooms to catch any funny business, while the women’s changing rooms are a no-camera zone. And get this, ladies – you’re allowed to sneak into the men’s changing rooms to clean up their mess! Who knew Minecraft could be so risqué? Join us for a steamy adventure like no other!