Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as the news in the USA? Look no further! Our server is so unbiased, even the creepers can’t decide which side to explode on! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated politics and scandalous sheep scandals. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where pigs fly and zombies do the cha-cha. So why wait? Join now and experience the most unbiased chaos you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!
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CraftyNewsUSA
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CraftyJournoRevoked
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in Minecraft, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the admins are all unicorns who can fly and shoot rainbows out of their butts.there’s this one time, right, where a player found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. and, like, if you join the server, you get a free pet dragon that can spit fireballs at your enemies.
oh, and did i mention that the entire server is made of candy? like, you can literally eat the blocks and they taste like cotton candy. it’s, like, a dream come true, man.
so, like, come join the server and experience the wildest adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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ArrogantMeta Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Australia PM said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, yo. you gotta join cuz it’s like, totally meta, man.” and then he was all like, “yo, this server is so cool, it should pay outlets for news. that’s how awesome it is, man.” so, like, if the PM says it, you know it’s gotta be legit, right? join now and be part of the coolest server ever, man.