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RageCraft: ChatGPT’s Lab

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3926
Love Letters Sent:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Votes:	3165	Dragon Eggs Found:	9125
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where we help scientists study anger and stuff. Like, we’re profesh at it, yo. You can like, express all your rage in a totally legit way, while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. So, like, join now and let’s get angry together, but in a cool way, ya know?

Vanilla SMP: Where even the mechanics are so plain you’ll fall asleep in 0.5 seconds flat

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	164	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay

Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I keep my house safe?	We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property.
How does the diamond economy work?	You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops.
Are there regular events?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient.
How are crafting tweaks implemented?	We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience.

5 Weeks Baby Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Animals Bred:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your life because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with diamond-encrusted llamas!

Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Stop all animal rape related threads now – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magic Items Found:	1612	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, the occasional llama mating ritual gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyCouplesCashClash

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Void Gems Collected:	16

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like this poor soul dealing with overspending drama!

Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?

Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

HellCraft: Blocky Nightmares

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

HealthCrisisCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, LEGIT, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF U CAN FIND IT, U GET TO BE KING OR QUEEN FOR A DAY! PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES AND IF U DEFEAT IT, U GET A MAGICAL SWORD THAT CAN TURN UR ENEMIES INTO SHEEP! ALSO, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A DANCE PARTY WITH CREEPERS AND SKELETONS, AND THE BEST DANCER GETS A FREE PIGGYBACK RIDE ON A WITHER! SO, LIKE, JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN, BRAIN DAMAGE STYLE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🐔💎👑🎉

CraftyKhamenei vs Nasrallah

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3750
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	New Chunks Explored:	460461
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3605	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Yo, on this server, we got crazier plots than a soap opera! Picture this: Khamenei is on the run from Nasrallah, who’s out for blood. But don’t worry, Khamenei’s got a plan – he’s calling on all Muslims to join our server and take down Israel together! It’s like a virtual jihad, but with creepers instead of soldiers. So come join the fun and help Khamenei take back his throne – before it’s too late!

Psycho Gun Club

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3566	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHOPATHS WHO USE UNLAWFUL FIREARMS BUT THEY DONT OWN ANY LEGAL GUNS HAHAHAHAHAHA. COME BUILD WITH US AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CRAZY DUDES WITH THE GUNS, THEY MIGHT SHOOT YOU WITH THEIR PIXELATED BULLETS. BUT DONT WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN, RIGHT? RIGHT??? HAHAHAHAHAHA.