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CraftyRussianFunds

Conspiracy, Covertly Funding, CraftyRussianFunds, criminal charges, Directing, Disinformation, employees, foreign influence, indicted, legal action, media manipulation, Misinformation, News Network, political agenda, Propaganda, published, rt, Russian government, Russian Interests, U.S. Company, Videos

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Towns Built:	4

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got two RT employees who got indicted for secretly funding and directing a US company to publish thousands of videos for russian interests. like, how wild is that?? come join the chaos and see what other shenanigans we got goin on in this server. plus, our pixel art game is on point and our players are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. so come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

Common Sense Warp

Alternate Realities, causality, chronological shifts, common, common sense, future shock, historical context, Paradox, reevaluate, Sci Fi, science fiction, sense, temporal anomalies, temporal cognition, temporal displacement, temporal logic, temporal perception, time machine, time travel, time travel consequences, time travel rules, Time Travelers, Warp

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crops Grown:	8760
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2322	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this crazy Minecraft server, and suddenly you’re a time traveler! Like, you can go back in time and mess with the dinosaurs or go to the future and ride flying cars. It’s like, mind-blowing, dude.

But here’s the catch – every time you time travel, your common sense gets all messed up. Like, you think it’s normal to wear a banana suit to a fancy dinner or eat ice cream for breakfast. It’s a total trip, man.

So, if you’re down for some wacky adventures and want to mess with the fabric of time itself, join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t forget. Plus, there’s free pizza every Friday. Who wouldn’t want to be a time-traveling, pizza-eating maniac?

PixelVision Minecraft Server

anatomy, asian, biology, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, eyelids, EYES, facial features, genetics, Minecraft, Narrow, oculoplastic surgery, ophthalmology, Perception, perspective, PixelVision, Racial, Server, Sight, Stereotypes, vision

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep your eyelids wide open with excitement! Why settle for narrow eyelids when you can join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and battling in a world where everything is as wide-eyed as can be?

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical Eyelid Enlargement Potion, rumored to grant players the ability to see in all directions at once. Or test your skills in our PVP arena, where players with the widest eyes are crowned champions.

But beware, on this server, narrow-eyed players are considered the ultimate challenge. Legend has it that they possess hidden powers that can turn the tide of any battle. Will you be able to overcome their narrow-eyed gaze and emerge victorious?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only thing narrower than your eyelids will be your chances of getting bored!

ChunkyCraft Minecraft SMP

acceptance, attraction, bbw, beauty standards, big girls, body image, body positivity, chubby girls, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, curvy girls, empowerment, fat girls, full-figured women, Minecraft, plus size women, self love, sexual preferences, smp, societal standards, Stereotypes, thick girls, voluptuous women

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have girls who build like absolute pros and will make your pickaxe go berserk with excitement! Join us for epic building competitions, crazy adventures, and maybe even find love with a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

FlourishCraft

accident, Boundaries, Bourgeois, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Emotional support, family, Fancy, FlourishCraft, flourishes, hobby, lunches, Meals, misunderstanding, personal touch, presentation, relationships, sister-in-law, Status

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
New Chunks Explored:	394574	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take lunchtime drama to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to show off your culinary skills by creating the most extravagant, bourgeois meals for your in-game friends.

Imagine crafting heart-shaped seaweed and cute faces on snacks for your virtual buddies to enjoy. But be warned, some players may find your fancy lunches too extravagant and demand you tone it down. Will you stand your ground and continue to add your personal touch, or will you give in to the pressure and make all the food less flourished?

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of accidentally swapping lunches with your fellow players, leading to hilarious mix-ups and drama. Will you be the one to receive a fancy meal by mistake, or will you have to settle for a less bourgeois lunch?

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate the delicate balance between culinary creativity and lunchtime etiquette on our server. Who knew that making virtual meals could cause so much chaos and excitement? Join now and let the lunchtime shenanigans begin!

MineCraftMania

achievement, Commitment, Dedication, determination, discipline, Expertise, Focus, fulfillment, hobbies, Mastery, MinecraftMania, Passion, persistence, personal growth, Practice, productivity, satisfaction, self improvement, skill development, success, Time management

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Enchantments Applied:	296

Have you ever spent 1000+ hours building a virtual empire, only to have it destroyed by a creeper? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, creeper explosions are banned! That’s right, you can finally build your dream castle without fear of it being blown to smithereens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Chicken Jousting Champion!

CraftyDawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung, Braaskin Maps, Casual CC Sync Meetup, CraftyDawntrail, crystal, Dawntrail General, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, image spam, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wolves’ Den Pier, x files

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot to building a giant roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Final Fantasy XIV players are joining in on the fun. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite FFXIV characters and take on quests that will blow your mind.

And don’t even get us started on our meetups. From spooky clubs to casual CC sync meetups, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Minecraft SMP: /ERP/ – Endermen Roleplaying Party

Adult, adult roleplay, Cheer Edition, Creative Roleplay, creative writing, endermen, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Minecraft, NSFW, NSFW Roleplay, ONLINE, online roleplay, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, smp, storytelling, Thread, Writing

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Emeralds Found:	1092
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	New Chunks Explored:	437359
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where things get a little… spicy. Join us on /ERP/ – the Erotic Roleplay ThreadCheer Edition!

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with steamy roleplay scenarios that will make your blocky world sizzle. From hot tub parties to romantic picnics by the lava pool, there’s never a dull moment on /ERP/.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dancer, a mysterious player who can bust a move like no other. Rumor has it that anyone who challenges them to a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Can you handle the heat?

So come join us on /ERP/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Get ready for a wild ride filled with love, lust, and lots of laughs. See you in the steamy world of Minecraft!

ExMoneyNoHoneyCraft

apprenticeship, child support, court ordered, Disney dad, drivers ed, Eviction, ex, ExMoneyNoHoneyCraft, Food, Full time work, government assistance, Kids, mental health, MONEY, partner, post secondary, rent free, Shelter, supporting, toxic environment, Twins

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique gaming experience unlike any other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a touch of drama – just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine a world where players can build their dream homes, explore vast landscapes, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of twins (24M) who are in desperate need of your help.

These twins have been living with their mom, surviving on government assistance and making questionable life choices. But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and help these twins navigate through their struggles, whether it’s finding a job, dealing with mental health issues, or avoiding eviction.

With your support, these twins can find a new home in their father’s house (well, technically their grandmother’s house, but details, details). Will you be the hero they need, or will you choose to watch from the sidelines as they face homelessness?

So come on down to our server and be a part of this wacky adventure! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a heartwarming family reunion or a chaotic sitcom-worthy situation. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

CelebGlowUpCraft

ageless beauty, aging, aging celebrities, aging gracefully, aging in the spotlight, aging well, attractive, beauty, CelebGlowUpCraft, Celebrity, celebrity aging gracefully, celebrity crush, celebrity glow up, celebrity transformations, FAMOUS, Hollywood, iconic, mature beauty, Stars, timeless beauty

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player in all the land. Why, you ask? Because they discovered the secret hidden treasure that no one else could find. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted unlimited diamonds and be able to ride a flying pig around the server!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the most attractive celebrities in the Minecraft world. From Steve to Herobrine, you’ll be sure to find someone who has aged like a fine wine. So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

VaxWars Minecraft Server

anti-vax, Covid-19, defense department, Government, health crisis, military influence, Minecraft, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, Missteps, pandemic response, Propaganda, public health, Server, us military, vaccination, vaccine advocacy, vaccine education, vaccine efficacy, vaccine hesitancy., vaccine rollout, vaccine safety, VaxWars

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Villages Defended:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

lol imagine a world where the US military is like oopsie daisies we spread some anti-vax propaganda by accident hahaha whoopsie poopsie. but hey join our minecraft server and forget about all that nonsense. we got flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds. plus, rumor has it that if you find the golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. so come on down and join the fun, because who needs vaccines when you have a diamond sword, amirite?