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CraftyRussianFunds

Conspiracy, Covertly Funding, CraftyRussianFunds, criminal charges, Directing, Disinformation, employees, foreign influence, indicted, legal action, media manipulation, Misinformation, News Network, political agenda, Propaganda, published, rt, Russian government, Russian Interests, U.S. Company, Videos

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got two RT employees who got indicted for secretly funding and directing a US company to publish thousands of videos for russian interests. like, how wild is that?? come join the chaos and see what other shenanigans we got goin on in this server. plus, our pixel art game is on point and our players are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. so come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

Minecraft SMP: WWE Watcher Mom

BIZARRE, controversial, crippled, Entertainment, Gay, inappropriate, long tail, Minecraft, mom, obese, offensive, Pedophiles, Shocking.., Show, smp, taboo, television, trevor, UNUSUAL, watch, watcher, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	169	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4681
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we cater to all your wildest fantasies and desires! Are you tired of boring old WWE matches? Well, here we have WWE matches specifically designed for obese, gay, crippled pedophiles! It’s a whole new level of entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between wrestlers who can barely move, but still manage to put on a show that will leave you in stitches. Who needs regular WWE when you can have this unique and outrageous experience?

So come on down and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Momma’s Minecraft Server

Afford, aita, blown up, BROKE, consequence, discipline, Emails, family conflict, family drama, grad school, happy wife happy life, laptop, Minecraft, mommas, Mother, nasty texts, parenting issues, refusing, Server, sibling rivalry, spoiled, sticking to my guns, younger sister

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mines Excavated:	1836
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	222

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next.

Forget about annoying siblings and parents who can’t stick to their word – on our server, the only rules are the ones you make for yourself. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just hang out with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with family drama.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own universe without any pesky family members trying to ruin your fun. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family to join – one that actually follows through on consequences (we hope). Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

NoPayNoPlayCraft

appreciation, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, expressing gratitude, family, family dynamics, Family Support, Gratitude, Help, NoPayNoPlayCraft, payment, Respect, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, Siblings, thank you, token of appreciation, work-life balance

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your family? Join our Minecraft server where we appreciate you for who you are! No more free babysitting for entitled siblings, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, we understand the importance of setting boundaries with your family members. Say goodbye to being guilt-tripped into babysitting with no thanks or payment in return. Here, we value your time and effort, and we make sure you feel appreciated every step of the way.

Join now and experience the freedom of saying no to babysitting without feeling like the bad guy. Our community supports you in standing up for yourself and setting healthy boundaries with your loved ones. Plus, we have epic builds, exciting challenges, and a supportive network of players who have your back.

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into free babysitting ever again. Join our server and game on with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members. It’s time to take back your time and enjoy Minecraft without the drama. See you in the game!

QuirkyCharm – Minecraft SMP

adorable, characteristics, charming, cute, delightful, eccentric, endearing, funny, habits, idiosyncrasies, Individuality, lovable, Minecraft, peculiar, personal touch, Personality, QUIRKS, quirky, QuirkyCharm, smp, Special, Traits, Unique

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server out there!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is considered a normal Tuesday activity. Or where the admins host weekly dance parties in the Nether because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player on the server?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DeathCraft

acceptance, death, DeathCraft, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, introspection, Karma, Legacy, Life, mindfulness, mortality, philosophy, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self-examination, spirituality

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	270
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Towns Built:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your death will be as epic as your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine respawning in a world where every death is like a scene from a blockbuster movie. Get ready to be chased by a horde of angry chickens, fall into a pit of lava while trying to mine diamonds, or get struck by lightning while battling a group of creepers.

But don’t worry, death is just the beginning of the fun on our server. With unique challenges, custom plugins, and a community of players who love to push the limits, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So come join us and see how agonizingly hilarious your death can be on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing all the way to the respawn point!

Gods of Illumenos: A Bedrock Economy Server with Gladiators & Lore

Aeregea, Ascension, bedrock, Berbari, Cultures, Darkness, Doomed, Economy, Emperia, Eternal Emperor, gladiators, Gods, Illumenos, instability, Kingdoms, Lore, mercy, Pluto’s Will, Realms, Rebellion, Server, Thrax, Thronos

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Minecraft Kingdoms Server

Server Concept	RP-focused with unique cultures and stories
Lore Example	Ascension of Zuenius, Eternal Emperor, and impending darkness
Factions	Eternal Empire, Thrax, Thronos, Berbari, Pluto’s Will
Join Us	PM for membership or staff positions

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	PM the admin for membership or staff positions
Is the server focused on role-playing?	Yes, it is heavily focused on RP aspects
Are there specific cultures and stories for players to follow?	Yes, each faction has its own unique culture and story
Can I create my own faction?	You may discuss this with the server admin for approval

CraftyJailbaitMC Server

bored, corrupt, CraftyJailbaitMC, dm, HIGH, icky videos, IneedPeach, kik, Server, slut

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1200
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Potions Brewed:	85
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Towns Built:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6024	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant evil chicken that’s terrorizing the land. And trust us, this chicken is no joke – it’s armed with laser eyes and a bad attitude.

So what are you waiting for? Slide into our DMs on Kik at IneedPeach and let’s get this party started! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

HousePartyMinecraftSMP

al, Alabama, ann arbor, arkansas, athens, Baylor, cfb, Clemson, college football, college station, colorado, Delaware State, Dublin, Fantasy Football, Florida State, GA, georgia, Georgia Tech, Hawaii, hi, Honolulu, HousePartyMinecraftSMP, ireland, Las Vegas, lincoln, lsu, Mi, Michigan, NE, Nebraska, Nevada, North Dakota State, Notre Dame, NV, OK, Oklahoma State, PAC12afterdark., penn state, pick em, RENO, salt lake city, south florida, Southern Cal, Southern Methodist, Stillwater, texas, Texas A&M, Tuscaloosa, tx, ut, Utah, Week One, week two, Week Zero, West Virginia

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3190
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama and excitement than a college football game in Dublin, Ireland! Join us for epic battles like #14 Clemson taking on #1 Georgia in Athens, GA, where the winner gets a diamond sword of ultimate power!

Don’t miss out on the showdown between South Florida and Alabama in Tuscaloosa, AL – the loser has to build a statue of the winner out of obsidian! And let’s not forget about the epic clash between Baylor and #12 Utah in Salt Lake City, UT, where the loser has to mine for diamonds for the winner for a week straight!

Join us for all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft SMP – it’s like college football on steroids, but with creepers instead of linebackers! Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin!

Name: “CraftyAh Minecraft Server”

advice, baby names, BIAS, Cheating, co parenting, Communication, CraftyAh, Decision making, ex-partner, family, Fatherhood, Minecraft, naming your child, Opinions, outside perspective., parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Server, Support, Trust, unique names

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3175	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of dealing with baby daddy drama and need a break from real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where your ex’s opinion doesn’t matter and you can name your virtual baby whatever you want without any judgment.

Our server is a safe haven for pregnant players looking for a peaceful and drama-free environment. Build your dream nursery, explore virtual maternity wards, and even participate in virtual Lamaze classes with other expectant players.

And don’t worry about your ex finding out about your virtual adventures – our server is a secret hideaway where you can relax and have fun without any unwanted drama. So come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can be the queen of your own baby naming kingdom!

WeddingCraftAutismBan

after party, aita, anger issues, autistic brother, behavioral problems, blowout tantrum, Caretaker, ceremony, close relationship, Fairness, family, inclusion, medication, neurodiversity, parents, selfish, special needs, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraftAutismBan

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama ruining your special day? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of wedding planning with your highly autistic brother who has severe anger issues and behavioral problems.

On our server, everyone is welcome, even if they hate weddings and refuse to take medication. We provide a safe space for all, complete with caretakers to watch over your loved ones while you build, explore, and have a blast.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a wedding ceremony when you can have an epic after party in Minecraft instead? Don’t be selfish – invite your whole dysfunctional family to join in on the fun!