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CraftyGuard Minecraft Server

news headline, CraftyGuard, Minecraft, undercover operation, Plot

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret spy base where we plot to lure and kidnap journalists from other servers! Iran’s Revolutionary Guard ain’t got nothin’ on us, we be the real deal! Join now and be part of the most insane mission to take over the minecraft world! Who needs diamonds when you can have journalists, amirite?! #journalistkidnappers #minecraftspies #revolutionaryguardwho

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Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Minecraft, intelligence, Terrorism, State-sponsored, Tehran

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

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ParaSailGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

death, Obstacles, safety precautions, smp, news headline

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will literally take your breath away? Well, look no further because our server is so thrilling, it’s like parasailing without a parachute! Just like this unfortunate woman who met her demise in a parasail accident, our server will have you on the edge of your seat with adrenaline-pumping adventures and heart-stopping challenges. Join us if you dare, but be warned – the line between life and blocky death is thinner than a pixel on our server!

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Woods Run Minecraft Server

Exercise, tragic incident, Nature, wildlife, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building a majestic castle or getting attacked by a random bear while going for a peaceful run near the woods. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with the bear and recruit it to be your loyal sidekick in your quest for domination. Join us now for a wild and unpredictable adventure unlike any other! Just watch out for those sneaky woodland creatures…

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RedstoneRuskiCraft

suspected, Aviation, investigation, planting device, russia

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

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LaosCraft Minecraft Server

India, rejection, Meeting, Laos, substantive discussion

so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

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NorthKoreaBusHeist

refugee, border crossing, NorthKoreaBusHeist, current events, Asia

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we got defectors stealing village buses to go back to North Korea cuz life in the South is just too tough, like what even is happening?! join us for some wild adventures and unexpected twists, u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server! plus, our community is lit and we always have a blast together, so come on and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next one making headlines with ur crazy antics on our server!

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BlockyBorschtRumble

eastern Ukraine, eastern europe, international news, military aggression, BlockyBorschtRumble

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! ARE YOU BORED OF THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, DO I HAVE A TREAT FOR YOU! COME JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE RUSSIANS HITTING APARTMENT BLOCKS IN KHARKIV! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! AT LEAST 12 CIVILIANS INJURED AND IT’S A PARTY!

JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND CHAOS! BUILD YOUR OWN BOMB SHELTER OR JOIN A GANG OF REBELS FIGHTING AGAINST THE RUSSIANS! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR WILD AND WACKY SERVER!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE INSANITY!

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DonnyCraft: NYC Edition

DonnyCraft, Unity, global politics, Edition, Symbolism

OMG, dis server is like a wild ride, just like when Ukrainian forces raised da blue and yellow flag in New York, Donetsk Oblast! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures, like when a pig rode a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a disco party every time you find diamonds! Come join us and be part of the madness, because on dis server, anything can happen!

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MissileCraft: Back to School Boom!

news headline, School, russia, aggression, War

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of the real world like when russia be launching missiles at schools smh. on our server, u can build ur own school and make it as crazy as u want, like having lava hallways and exploding classrooms.

we also have a special event where u can ride on flying pigs and shoot fireballs at ur friends, just like in the real world when ukraine be dodging missiles.

join us now and let’s forget about all the craziness happening out there, let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a flying pig into battle.

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