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SlapCraft Minecraft Server

Zelensky, Support, Medvedev, criticism, SlapCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the oval office! medvedev is cheering for trump because zelensky gave him a proper slap down, just like you’ll give to your enemies in pvp! our server is so lit, even world leaders are talking about it!

join now for crazy battles, insane builds, and more laughs than a presidential debate!

IP: slapdownsarefun.aternos.me

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ElonMuskHaterzCraft

Australians, Australian attitudes, SpaceX founder, news headline, intense dislike

so, like, you know how Australians are all like “oi mate, let’s throw another shrimp on the barbie”? well, turns out they ain’t too keen on ol’ musky boy, elon musk. like, they straight up dislike him, mate. but hey, who needs elon musk when you can join our epic minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against anyone, not even billionaires who wanna colonize mars. come join us for some sick builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s more welcoming than a kangaroo hopping into your backyard for a bbq. crikey, mate, you won’t wanna miss out on this one!

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ZurichRejectsPayRiseMC

local politicians, municipal, rejection, salary, voters

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a giant chicken boss. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden treasure chest, u unlock the ability to fly on a rainbow unicorn and shoot lasers from ur eyes. oh, and did i mention that the mods on this server are actually wizards who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of golden apples? so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together, fam!

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Creeper Cannibal Resort

starvation, mining accident, cannibalism, smoke them out, remote location

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR U MIGHT END UP LIKE THESE TRAPPED MINERS WHO HAD TO EAT EACH OTHER CUZ THE POLICE COULDN’T FIND THEM HAHAHAHA. OUR SERVER IS SO LIT THAT U WON’T EVEN NEED TO EAT UR FRIENDS, JUST COME AND BUILD EPIC STUFF WITH US. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE. SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE U BECOME A CANNIBAL LOLZ.

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CraftyColumbia Minecraft Server

refusal, Officials, colombia, asylum seekers, U.S

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun that even colombia is turning away military deportation flights from the US just to play with us! we have crazy adventures, insane builds, and the most hilarious community you’ll ever find in a minecraft server. plus, our admins are so cool they once rode a llama into battle against a horde of creepers and won! so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the madness!

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SausageWarsMC

north korean, Food, Kursk, unusual behavior, defiance

come join our minecraft server where u can be as stubborn as a north korean soldier clutching onto his sausage during capture in kursk! we promise u a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like that soldier holding onto his precious sausage for dear life.

build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even hold onto your own sausage for a change! who knows what crazy adventures await u on our server. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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DefectCraft: No Desire to Seoul

DefectCraft, Asylum, news headline, seoul, south korea

so, liek, u know that server where u can mine and build stuff and stuff? well, dis server is like, the bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz we got North Korean soldiers captured in Ukraine who are like, totally not wanting to defect, but they’re still here anyways, so like, u can hang out with them and stuff. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, it’s like, totally legit. so come join us and have a blast, yo!

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Defecting Soldiers Minecraft Server

foreign affairs, Politics, Server, captured, North Korean soldiers

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got North Korean soldiers captured in Ukraine who don’t even wanna defect like wtf bro. they just chillin, playin minecraft and buildin epic bases. come join the madness and see what other crazy stuff we got goin on. plus, we got a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks and enchanted gear. u never know what u gonna find in this wild server. so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

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FishyCraft Minecraft Server

investigation, Illness, Fishycraft, death, family tragedy

come join our epic minecraft server where fish dinners won’t kill you, but they will make you stronger than ever before! we have magical fish that give you superpowers and make you invincible in battle.

the story goes that once a player ate a fish and became so powerful, they defeated the ender dragon with just a single punch. now that player is worshipped as a god on our server, with their own temple and followers who bring them offerings of fish every day.

so come join us and become the next fish-powered legend on our server! just watch out for any suspicious fish dinners at home, we don’t want any more casualties like those poor children.

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SmolenskFireCraft

hazardous materials, Smolensk region, damage assessment, firefighting, emergency response

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we got more explosions than a Russian oil depot on fire in Smolensk! We got Ukrainian drones dropping TNT everywhere, it’s a real blast! Literally!

Join us for some chaotic fun as we recreate the chaos of war in Minecraft. Build your own drone army and rain down destruction on your enemies. Who needs peace when you can have explosions, amirite?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just don’t blame us if your house gets blown up by a rogue drone. It’s all part of the fun!

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