News Direct MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

LaptopLenderLoser or BorrowBlockerBob

personal boundaries, office tension, coworker relationships, workplace dynamics, BorrowBlockerBob

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of office politics and lend out your virtual items without any guilt!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own personal empire without anyone asking to borrow your precious diamonds or enchanted gear.

No more cold shoulders or complaints about being selfish – on our server, you can be as protective of your virtual property as you want!

So come on over and let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs to lend out laptops when you can lend out swords and pickaxes instead? Join now and leave the office drama behind!

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DOEgonePog – Minecraft SMP

higher education, Public Service Loan Forgiveness, student debt, PSLF, Minecraft

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got diamonds for days, like seriously, you’ll be swimming in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like supermodels, all dressed up in their best armor and ready to party.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret caves filled with enchanted loot, like seriously OP stuff that will make you the envy of all your friends. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, they’re like epic showdowns straight out of a Hollywood movie.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up, but hey, that’s just part of the fun). See you there, fellow blockheads!

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BlockyBadNews: Creeper Courier

difficult conversations, handling bad news, delivering difficult news, tough conversations, delivering tough messages

Have you ever had to tell someone their pet chicken ran away and joined a traveling circus? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the stress of real life by diving into a world where chickens have the ability to juggle and ride unicycles! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to explain to your neighbor why their llama is now the star of a llama-themed Broadway musical. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server!

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PolarBearParty Minecraft Server

insensitive comment, Minecraft, environmental issues, Homeless, political humor

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE WACKY THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK? WELL, DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR YOU!

IMAGINE A PLACE WHERE POLAR BEARS ARE THE MAYORS AND HOMELESS ARE THE SHOPKEEPERS. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS SO CRAZY, EVEN THE TORY CANDIDATE THINKS IT’S A HOOT!

COME BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS, OR RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER! THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF! JUST DON’T FORGET TO BRING YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR, BECAUSE THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET WEIRD!

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BookwormsRUs

BookWormsRUs

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WONDERLAND! JOIN US AND YOU COULD WIN TRILLIONS OF DIAMONDS! YEAH, TRILLIONS!

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “HIDE AND SEEK WITH CREEPERS” AND “SHEEP RACING THROUGH LAVA”!

ALSO, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE LAWSUIT CLAIMING META TRAINED AI ON STOLEN BOOKS? WELL, ON OUR SERVER, WE TRAIN OUR AI ON STOLEN PIGS! THAT’S RIGHT, PIGS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST BECOME THE RULER OF THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! OR AT LEAST WIN A FEW TRILLION DIAMONDS!

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ADHD Craft: Teen Gamer Insights

behavioral health, Entertainment, cognitive differences, Craft, #gamer

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, we have this crazy quest where you gotta find the magical diamond pickaxe of doom. and, like, if you find it, you get to ride a flying pig around the server. it’s like, so rad, man.

also, like, we have this insane mini-game where you gotta battle a giant zombie chicken. yeah, you heard me right, a zombie chicken. it’s like, the most intense battle ever, bro. and if you win, you get a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command. how cool is that?

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like a real-life adventure movie down there. you gotta watch out for the lava pits and the evil skeletons, but if you make it through, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, dude? it’s like, the most epic, hilarious, and totally insane place to play Minecraft. come join us and let’s have the time of our lives, bro!

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A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

streaming, twitch, Pigman, wilder0p, Anarchy

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	LawlessMC
Prizes	$200 in prizes this month
Streaming Contest	Join server, type “/stream ON” and “/streamcontest” for chance to win
Gameplay	Anarchy but no cheats, Vanilla gameplay with chaotic admins
Map	Best map of any minecraft server
Connect IP	lawlessmc.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I enter the contest for the $200 in prizes?

A: Join the server, type “/stream ON” and “/streamcontest” to enter the contest.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The only rule is no cheats allowed on the server.

Q: Is the gameplay on LawlessMC vanilla or modded?

A: The gameplay is vanilla, but the admins add chaos to the server.

Q: How can I connect to the LawlessMC server?

A: You can connect using the IP address: lawlessmc.com

Q: Where can I find more information about the server and interact with the community?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/2bYvHmQX

Eternal Cry Haven 1.21.4

self reflection, don’t ever cry, emotional well being, personal growth, Haven

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that you won’t ever cry like a little bitch again! I mean, I cried once and I regretted it, but now I’m all about that no-tears life, thanks to this server. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the epicness that awaits you here. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those tears, bro!

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BedroomBanter Minecraft SMP

smp, heated exchanges, erotic fantasies, BedroomBanter, arousing compliments

OMG so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like for realzies. We got like, a whole gang of chickens running around, causing chaos and clucking up a storm. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re like a bunch of gossiping old ladies, always trading emeralds for random crap.

But like, the best part is the lava parkour challenge we got going on. It’s like, hotter than the sun, but if you make it to the end, you get a diamond block and a virtual high five. And let me tell you, getting a virtual high five from a pixelated hand is the best feeling in the world.

So yeah, if you wanna join this Minecraft SMP, just slide into our DMs and we’ll hook you up with a llama named Larry who spits fireballs. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

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TexMex Revival

annexation, international relations, Négotiation, Dispute, Treaty

Are you tired of boring old politics and international disputes? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have our own wacky version of world events!

Picture this: Mexico asking for the return of the state of Texas… in Minecraft! Build your own Tex-Mex fusion city and negotiate hilarious trade deals with your virtual neighbors. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a virtual war over a virtual border dispute!

Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and chaos, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why wait? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

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