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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 8464 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the Twitter wars and a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a tiny hand to grab things like Trump grabs…well, you know.
Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!