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KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Censorship, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, intimidation, Journalism, KremlinCraft, Kursk Oblast, Media, Minecraft, news coverage, political tension, press freedom, Propaganda, russia, security concerns, Server, threat, Ukraine, war rhetoric, Western journalists

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	328948	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Farms Harvested:	410	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian spies, ukraine drama, and kursk oblast shenanigans! build your own bunker to hide from the russian threats or join forces with the ukrainians to take over the server! who will come out on top in this crazy world of international intrigue? join now to find out and experience the chaos for yourself! bonus: we have vodka dispensers in every corner for that authentic russian experience!

ConocoCraft: Boom Boom Base

airstrike, base, boom, Conflict, Conoco gas field, ConocoCraft, Crisis, Defense, global affairs, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, news coverage, Political, RETALIATION, SECURITY, state media, Syria, Tension, US airbase, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Votes:	450	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Gods Slained:	0

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that was like, totally out of this world? well, this server is like, the bomb. literally. because we have missile attacks happening all the time, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. like, imagine building your dream house and then BAM, missile attack! it’s like a surprise party, but with explosions. plus, the state media is always reporting on our epic battles in the Conoco gas field. so, like, if u want some excitement in your minecraft life, come join us. just make sure to bring your hard hat and flak jacket, cuz things can get a little crazy around here.

PixelPardon Minecraft Server

Accountability, AMERICANS, collusion, election manipulation, government corruption, investigative journalism, julian assange, mainstream media, Media, Minecraft, news coverage, Pardon, PixelPardon, political scandal, reddit, russian interference, Server, sworn testimony, transparency, trump, truth-seeking, us elections, Whistleblower

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	484	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	48982
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Build your own crazy creations, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in our one-of-a-kind world.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Julian Assange himself has hidden a secret treasure on our server, and only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind Trump’s shady dealings and earn yourself a pardon in the process?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RostovRageCraft

ablaze, damage assessment, dw, emergency, emergency response, environmental disaster, evacuation, explosion, Fire, Firefighters, fuel supply, hazardous materials, industrial accident, investigation, news coverage, Oil depots, oil storage, Rostov region, RostovRageCraft, russia, Safety Measures

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Endless Night Skies:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oil depots ablaze just like in russia’s rostov region! it’s lit, literally! watch as the flames dance around you while you mine for diamonds and build your own empire. be a part of the chaos and destruction, it’s a real blast! join now for a fiery adventure like no other! 🔥🔥🔥 #minecraftmadness #burnbabyburn

RihCraft: Russian Mayhem

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, casualties in Ukraine, civilian casualties, Conflict, eastern europe, injuring, international news, killing, Kryvyi Rih, MAYHEM, Military Action, news coverage, RihCraft, russia, Russian, strikes, Tragedy, Video, violence, War

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Buildings Constructed:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where Russia strikes Kryvyi Rih and causes chaos? Yeah, it’s wild! But don’t worry, in this server, you can join forces with the survivors and rebuild the city from scratch. Plus, there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond sword, you can summon a giant chicken to fight by your side. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer this post-apocalyptic world together!

CraftyCreeper’s Minecraft Server

Childhood, CraftyCreepers, early memory, first major news story, formative experience, Headline News, historical event, impactful event, impressionable moment, media coverage, memorable event, Memory, Minecraft, News, news coverage, news event, news story, Nostalgia, personal experience, Recollection, Reminiscence, Server, significant moment

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4

Remember that time when a bunch of creepers invaded a village on our server and the players had to band together to fend them off? Yeah, that was epic. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have on our Minecraft server!

Join us for non-stop fun and excitement as you explore our custom-built world filled with hidden treasures, challenging quests, and hilarious NPCs. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? We got you covered. How about building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Totally doable.

But the best part? The first major news story you’ll remember is the time our players discovered a secret underground city filled with rare loot and mysterious creatures. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity that goes down on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

civilians, Conflict, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, Hostage, hostage situation, i24NEWS, intelligence, international news, Israeli, KIDNAPPING, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, news coverage, Palestinian, Report, rescue operation, rescued, security forces, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2859	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we rescue israeli hostages from the evil clutches of gazan ‘civilians’! embark on a wild adventure as you navigate through dangerous terrain, face off against creepy mobs, and ultimately save the day like a true hero! who needs a boring old rescue mission when you can do it all in the world of minecraft? join now and be a part of the most thrilling server out there!

CraftyWarzone Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, Crisis, current affairs, Day 834, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitics, global events, international news, live thread, Military, Minecraft, news coverage, Politics, Russian Invasion, Server, Thread 980, Ukraine, Updates, War, WorldNews

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world and immerse yourself in a land of blocky adventures!

Join us as we embark on a journey to build the most epic base in all of Minecraft history, complete with a moat filled with lava and a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music. Join them for a wild party that will blow your mind (literally)!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he loves to challenge unsuspecting players to a game of hide and seek. Can you outsmart the legendary Minecraft ghost?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

armed group, Creepercraft, economic sanctions, financial crisis, financial difficulties, financial woes, funding sources, hezbollah, Hezbollah finances, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah operations, Israeli strikes, Lebanese organization, Middle East conflict, militant group, Military operations, Minecraft, money problems, political instability, regional tensions, security threats, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18

so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

Alliance, Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, military exercises, north korean, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Training, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Animals Bred:	111
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Inner Voice Volume Boost

Boost, emotional intelligence, inner voice, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-belief, self-care, self-control, self-empowerment, self-perception, VOICE, Volume

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Items Found:	5892
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	4466
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

RandomMC

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

play.randommc.net

💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, Events, Exploration, Farms, java, landscapes, Map, Mature, Moderators, Perfectum, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, rule, smp, Survival, villagers

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Requirement	15+
Application Process	Strict yet reasonable
Plugins	Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
Unique Features	Dedicated team of moderators, optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration

FAQ

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the Perfectum SMP?

A: The server is designed for players aged 15 and above.

Q: How does the application process work?

A: The application process is strict yet reasonable. You can expect a response within a week.

Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

A: Plugins are selected to enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain a semi-vanilla gameplay experience.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers a dedicated team of moderators, an optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, and BlueMap integration.

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining the Discord server and visiting the server website.

Hell Sex Minecraft Server

existentialism, Hell, humor, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, other people, personal boundaries, philosophy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, Server, sex, social interactions, societal expectations, societal norms

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?

So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad

Armor Set Search, creeper, databases, Empress Edition, Frontier, Hunter Connect, Iceborne Info, Kiranico, Minecraft, monster hunter, monster hunter rise, Monster Hunter Wilds, monster hunter world, Monster Weakness Database, multiplayer, New weapon trailers, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Pingsdex, release date trailer, slayer, smp, squad, Steam, Steam Deck, Sunbreak TU Info, vg play

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	925229
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Villages Defended:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Emeralds Found:	9558	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding randomly. Can you outsmart the mischievous ghost and survive its explosive antics?

3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Explore this sugary world and see if you can find the legendary Candy Diamond Sword!

4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows players with the most epic builds to enter. Show off your building skills and gain access to exclusive areas filled with rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, bridal drama, BridalDramaCraft, Bridesmaid, bridesmaid duties, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dress mishap, dress selection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, logistical nightmare, maid of honor, Minecraft, misunderstandings, outsider perspectives, Server, vendor selection, venue selection, wedding date, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding planning

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Towns Built:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	36308	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make you question your role as a player!

Become the Maid of Honor in our Minecraft wedding-themed server and experience the logistical nightmare of finding the perfect date for the big day. Will you choose Friday with terrible traffic and extra expenses, or Sunday with conflicting advice from other bridesmaids? The choice is yours, but be prepared for drama and chaos along the way.

Try on bridesmaid dresses in-game and watch as your friends spiral out of control over color selections. Will you offend your fellow players with your fashion choices, or will you navigate the drama with grace and style?

Join us for a dinner party in Minecraft where even the shoes you choose can spark conflict among your friends. Stick to what you love or listen to the advice of others, but be prepared for the consequences either way.

So, are you ready to take on the role of Maid of Honor in our outrageous Minecraft server? Apologize for your mistakes, navigate the drama, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience like no other!

FastingFrenzyCraft

band member, Confrontation, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSMENT, fasting, FastingFrenzyCraft, high school, intervention, invasion of privacy, marching band, passed out, Religion, Rude, School, senior year, sick, social media, standing up, Support

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2034
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some high school band drama like you’ve never seen before!

Experience the thrill of passing out at football games, fasting controversies, and epic Snapchat battles. Will you stand up for what’s right like our hero, or will you be like Alex and cause chaos wherever you go?

Join now for a chance to be the star of your own high school drama in the world of Minecraft! Who needs regular gameplay when you can have all this excitement?

CrushedByMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	120
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!