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  • Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

    Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 4998
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and wild Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to the discussion and development of local language models, but don’t let that fool you, things get absolutely bonkers here.

    Forget about building epic castles or mining for diamonds, on /lmg/ you’ll be training Qwen 2.5 on an 18 trillion token dataset while riding a llama that’s been quantized to b1.58 through finetuning. And let’s not forget about Mistral releasing a new 22B model with 128k context and function calling – it’s like trying to navigate a maze while juggling flaming potatoes.

    But that’s not all, we’ve got DataGemma with DataCommons retrieval that will have you scratching your head in confusion and laughing uncontrollably at the same time. And if you think you can handle the madness, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena where AI’s battle it out, or the Censorbench where things get so censored, you’ll question reality itself.

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey of insanity and chaos, join /lmg/ today and see if you can survive the madness of local language models in Minecraft!

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  • Blocky Black Mania: Where even creepers can’t handle the heat!

    Blocky Black Mania: Where even creepers can’t handle the heat!
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 5293
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Potions Brewed: 71 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Cha-Cha Slide!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even the Endermen are throwing a diversity party! No discrimination here, just pure blocky fun for everyone. Plus, our server has more secret passages than a Scooby-Doo episode, so get ready to explore like never before.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because on our server, even as a black man in the west, you’ll be treated like royalty. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • Crafty Memes & Blocky Dreams: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! #58388587

    Crafty Memes & Blocky Dreams: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! #58388587
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 1382
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd server you’ll ever come across! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

    2. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Hold onto your minecart, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

    3. Ever wanted to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam free and you can saddle up and ride them into battle against the evil creepers.

    4. Our server has a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’ve got some killer moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, bring your 4chan premium account because things are about to get wild!

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  • Blocky Bling Bling Server: Where even creepers stop to answer the phone!

    Blocky Bling Bling Server: Where even creepers stop to answer the phone!
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 5775
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Towns Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    *phone rings* “Moshi moshi!” “Kojima, I have a job for you. Your biggest one yet.” “I’m on it!”

    Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and boring builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our server and you’ll be embarking on the craziest adventure of your life!

    Rumor has it that our server was created by a team of mad scientists who were trying to create the ultimate Minecraft experience. They accidentally spilled a potion of chaos into the server, causing all sorts of wacky and wild things to happen. You’ll never know what to expect next!

    Join now and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even run into Kojima himself on one of his epic quests!

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  • Genocraft: Where even virtual civilizations aren’t safe from destruction!

    Genocraft: Where even virtual civilizations aren’t safe from destruction!
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 3027
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 66 Magic Items Found: 5914
    Star Shards Collected: 171 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take revenge on those who think they can get away with anything! Join us as we build a virtual world where justice is served with a side of TNT explosions and lava traps.

    Embark on epic quests to hunt down the perpetrators of heinous crimes, like the time someone stole all the diamonds from the community chest or when someone griefed the entire village with a million chickens. Will you be the hero who brings them to justice or the villain who unleashes chaos upon the land?

    But beware, for the admins of this server are not to be trifled with. They have the power to summon lightning storms, spawn creepers in your base, and even turn your beloved pet wolf against you. So tread carefully, or you may find yourself on the receiving end of a banhammer.

    So come join us on this wild ride of vengeance and mayhem. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the setting for such epic tales of betrayal, redemption, and explosive payback? Join now and show the world that no crime goes unpunished in our virtual realm!

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  • CraftyFireEmblem: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Heroes and Villains!

    CraftyFireEmblem: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Heroes and Villains!
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 5175
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a place to discuss all things Fire Emblem Heroes? Look no further than our server! We’ve got an event calendar that will make your head spin faster than a summoning session gone wrong. Need some guidance on how to dominate in the game? We’ve got links and guides that will have you slaying enemies left and right.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have access to a summoning cost simulator that will have you laughing all the way to the bank. And don’t even get us started on our new trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you want to jump into the game and never come out.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

    Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 1746
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

    Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

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  • MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool

    MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 3093
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 47
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?

    Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!

    And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.

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  • Anon’s Game Roulette: Help me choose my next adventure in Minecraft!

    Anon’s Game Roulette: Help me choose my next adventure in Minecraft!
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 4221
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind harder than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like a mix of Lobotomy Corp and Library of Ruina on steroids!

    Join us for epic battles in Tight Spaces where you’ll fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build the most extravagant library in the world. But be careful, because in our server, even the Norco villagers have a dark secret that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Venture into the Wildfrost biome where you’ll find mysterious creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the Sprawl, a never-ending maze of tunnels and traps that will test your survival skills to the max.

    But that’s not all – our server also offers the chance to explore the Void Stranger dimension, where reality is twisted and nothing is as it seems. And if you’re looking for a real challenge, try your hand at Reverse Collapse, a game mode where everything you know about Minecraft is turned upside down.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures Minecraft has to offer!

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  • VoteCraft: Where losing the elections is a mind-blowing experience!

    VoteCraft: Where losing the elections is a mind-blowing experience!
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 5620
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with politics in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding who gets the last piece of diamond armor! Our community is so chill, even the creepers have learned to relax and stop blowing up everything in sight.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build towering monuments to your favorite memes, and participate in our weekly llama races (trust us, those guys are fast). And don’t worry about any political debates here – the only thing we argue about is whether pineapple belongs on pizza (spoiler alert: it does).

    So why wait? Join our server today and escape the madness of the real world. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

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  • Blocky Brawlers – Minecraft meets Dota 2 in this epic server for all your gaming needs!

    Blocky Brawlers – Minecraft meets Dota 2 in this epic server for all your gaming needs!
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 6005
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Waifu edition! Why join? Because we have the most epic esports tournaments that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Need some news to keep you entertained while you mine? We got you covered with our daily updates and patches that will have you saying “Enderman who?”. And don’t even get me started on our lore – it’s more twisted than a Nether fortress maze.

    But wait, there’s more! For all you League players out there, we have guides that will help you transition from summoner’s rift to the blocky world of Minecraft. And if you encounter any bugs along the way, our bug tracker is here to save the day faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft waifu waiting for you in the pixelated sunset.

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