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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9932 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
New Chunks Explored: | 964376 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.