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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 2675 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!