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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 8788 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE THE WPA OF GAMING! WE PROVIDE MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IN THE FORM OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO HIRE PLAYERS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF BOREDOM.
THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!
THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ
