newcastle united Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Newcastle V Man City Game Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: Lewis Hamilton racing around the track in a minecart, Erling Haaland scoring goals left and right with his diamond sword, and Newcastle being rebuilt block by block in the virtual world.

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. Want to build a rollercoaster that launches pigs into space? Go for it. Feel like organizing a dance party with creepers? Why not. This server is all about letting your imagination run wild and having a blast with a community of equally crazy players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness Lewis Hamilton and Erling Haaland team up to take down a horde of zombies while Newcastle is being rebuilt in the background? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the madness!

EPLTrans SMP – Seagull Squad

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Crops Grown:	3715
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We are currently at the top of the leaderboard after Match week 1, just like Brighton and Hove Albion in the English Premier League. Our transfer window was so strong, it’s like we signed Messi and Ronaldo!

Join us for epic battles like Brighton and Hove Albion vs Manchester United or Manchester City vs Ipswich Town. Who knows, maybe we’ll even have a match between Minecraft mobs and players! Crystal Palace vs West Ham United? More like Creeper Palace vs Enderman United!

And don’t miss out on our special events like the Aston Villa vs Arsenal showdown, where players will have to build their bases while dodging TNT explosions and zombie hordes. It’s like a real-life Minecraft Hunger Games!

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest adventures and battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world!

SholaCraft Minecraft Server

Black and White Army, football legend, goal scorer, long career, Minecraft, newcastle united, Nigerian footballer, Nigerian striker, premier league, professional athlete, Server, Shola Ameobi, SholaCraft, soccer player, Sportsman

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the legend of Shola Ameobi.

Legend has it that Shola Ameobi himself plays on our server, and he’s not just any ordinary player. He’s a Minecraft master who can build a castle in 10 seconds flat and defeat the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind his back. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get the chance to team up with Shola Ameobi himself and take on the biggest Minecraft challenges together.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable blocks in all of Minecraft. We’re talking diamond blocks that sparkle like glitter, emerald blocks that grant you wishes, and even blocks made of pure gold. And the best part? You can mine these precious blocks to your heart’s content without any pesky creepers getting in your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might just become the next Shola Ameobi of the Minecraft world!

ChunkyCraft: The Land of Lard

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6248
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

Are you tired of being a terminal loser like Spuds? Join our Minecraft server and become a winner like Ange! We guarantee that by Christmas, you’ll be delivering epic Conte-style rants to all your friends. Plus, our server is so lit that even Brighton and Hove Albion and Chelsea are playing Minecraft instead of soccer. Manchester United and Newcastle United are also joining in on the fun, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyKids Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1520	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Farms Harvested:	763	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Animals Bred:	161	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we abuse is our addiction to building epic creations! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples! Rumor has it that if you find your way inside, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and the title of Chicken Slayer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just remember, the only thing we abuse here is our love for all things Minecraft!

SoberCraft: $100K Challenge

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Animals Bred:	107
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions and ale in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can earn $100,000 in game currency, but the catch is you can never get drunk or high again. Say goodbye to those pesky potion effects and hello to a bank account full of virtual riches! Who needs a buzz when you’ve got a virtual mansion to build, am I right? Join now and start building your sober empire!

CraftyCash or ScrewItCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

join our epic minecraft server where you can either become the richest player ever or just throw all your diamonds into lava and say “fuck it” like a true rebel. we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig latin and dress up as chickens on weekends. our admin once built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the sun and somehow survived. come join us for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who needs money when you can have this much fun?

SleepyCraft: InsulinResistFun

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

lol come join our minecraft server where we have hypoxia-induced insulin resistance mediating the elevated cardiovascular risk!! it’s like a rollercoaster for your heart, but in minecraft form!!

we have patients with obstructive sleep apnea running around causing chaos and havoc, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!!

our comprehensive review of the situation will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game!!

so come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself!! who knew cardiovascular risk could be so entertaining??

Elysian Shores

1.20.X, Clan Wars, Economy, Fly, in-game currency, multiplayer, non-p2w, PvP, Survival, Tournaments

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Survival Multiplayer | 1.20.x | PvP Clan Wars and tournaments!

Join to discover a non p2w experience featuring some usefull mechanics like /fly for free only using in game currency

ElysianShores.mysrv.us

Welcome to the Republic of Basovia, where the weather is modded and the computers are crafty!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Farms Harvested:	130
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Mines Excavated:	4603	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Basovia Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Kindof a placeholder?
Description	Basovia is a server project centered around development, urbanization, and infrastructure. It is set on a 2km x 2km island/continent.
Links	Discord server Dynmap Mods download* Sign pack download*
IP	68.71.47.77:25793

* If the download for these don’t work, join the discord and download them from #infos.

FAQ

1. What is the main focus of Basovia server?

The main focus of Basovia server is development, urbanization, and infrastructure building.

2. How big is the island/continent on which the server is set?

The island/continent is 2km x 2km in size.

3. Can players choose to live in developed or rural areas?

Yes, players can choose to live in developed areas to help them grow or start a community in rural regions and build a large city away from developed areas.

4. Where can I download the required mods and sign pack?

You can download the mods and sign pack from the provided links in the overview section or join the server’s discord and download them from #infos channel.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Emeralds Found:	3379	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Are you tired of failing at semen retention because you keep getting hypnotized by erotic content? Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself with building epic structures instead! We promise our server will keep you so busy, you won’t even have time to think about edging for a whole week. Plus, we have a special challenge where you have to edge for 7 days straight without giving in – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with your willpower! So come join us and leave those hypnotic temptations behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we won’t judge.

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

adult humor, animated, blocky, brian griffin, comedy, controversial humor, Dysfunctional family, Entertainment, family, Family Guy, Fun, Good show, Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin, Minecraft, peter Griffin, pop culture references, Quahog, Rhode Island, satire, Server, Seth MacFarlane, stewie griffin, television, TV series

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4825
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn like Peter Griffin at a PTA meeting? Well, look no further because our server is like the Family Guy of Minecraft servers – outrageous, hilarious, and totally unpredictable!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own Quahog-inspired town complete with a giant chicken boss battle. Or how about a quest to find the mythical Pawtucket Patriot Ale hidden deep within our server’s dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Stewie Griffin himself would approve. With custom plugins that let you ride around on giant chickens and fight off evil monkeys with banana swords, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a cutaway gag on Family Guy. Who needs TV when you’ve got our server to keep you laughing and crafting all day long?

DadBlocker

Agreement, AITAH, Communication, conditions, dad, DadBlocker, decision, Estate, family, getting married, Honesty, Inheritance, Lawyer, legal counsel, Marriage, preventing, Proposal, re-marry, testament, Trust, Wedding

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Towns Built:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Hey there! Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and family feuds that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera. Meet the player whose dad is about to get married but can’t because of a crazy inheritance situation. Will they give up their mom’s inheritance for love? Will they seek legal counsel and stir up even more chaos? The drama never ends on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a secret treasure hunt or two. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world?

So why wait? Join our server today and dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NipNop Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to let those nipples fly free! Imagine a world where men’s nipples are the ultimate turn on for women – well, on our server, that dream becomes a reality! Join us for some nipple-tastic adventures as we build, mine, and explore in a world where the only thing better than diamonds are a pair of perky man nips. So come on, unleash your inner nipple enthusiast and join us for a truly titillating experience!