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Newcastle V Man City Game Thread Minecraft SMP

city, england, football, Game, GAMETHREAD, Haaland, Lewis, man, Man City, Manchester City, match, midfield, Minecraft, newcastle, newcastle united, northern England, prediction, premier league, scoring, smp, Soccer, sports, starting lineup, Thread

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3673	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	251880
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: Lewis Hamilton racing around the track in a minecart, Erling Haaland scoring goals left and right with his diamond sword, and Newcastle being rebuilt block by block in the virtual world.

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. Want to build a rollercoaster that launches pigs into space? Go for it. Feel like organizing a dance party with creepers? Why not. This server is all about letting your imagination run wild and having a blast with a community of equally crazy players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness Lewis Hamilton and Erling Haaland team up to take down a horde of zombies while Newcastle is being rebuilt in the background? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the madness!

EPLTrans SMP – Seagull Squad

Arsenal, Aston Villa, Bournemouth, brentford, Brighton and Hove Albion, Chelsea, crystal palace, english premier league, epl, EPLTrans, Everton, fulham, Ipswich Town, Leicester City, Liverpool, Manchester City, manchester united, Match week 1, newcastle united, Nottingham Forest, Saturday 24th August, seagull, Seagull Edition, smp, Southampton, squad, Sunday 25th August, Tottenham Hotspur, Trans, transfer window, West Ham United, Wolverhampton Wanderers

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Buildings Constructed:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We are currently at the top of the leaderboard after Match week 1, just like Brighton and Hove Albion in the English Premier League. Our transfer window was so strong, it’s like we signed Messi and Ronaldo!

Join us for epic battles like Brighton and Hove Albion vs Manchester United or Manchester City vs Ipswich Town. Who knows, maybe we’ll even have a match between Minecraft mobs and players! Crystal Palace vs West Ham United? More like Creeper Palace vs Enderman United!

And don’t miss out on our special events like the Aston Villa vs Arsenal showdown, where players will have to build their bases while dodging TNT explosions and zombie hordes. It’s like a real-life Minecraft Hunger Games!

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest adventures and battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world!

SholaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	New Chunks Explored:	608829

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the legend of Shola Ameobi.

Legend has it that Shola Ameobi himself plays on our server, and he’s not just any ordinary player. He’s a Minecraft master who can build a castle in 10 seconds flat and defeat the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind his back. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get the chance to team up with Shola Ameobi himself and take on the biggest Minecraft challenges together.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable blocks in all of Minecraft. We’re talking diamond blocks that sparkle like glitter, emerald blocks that grant you wishes, and even blocks made of pure gold. And the best part? You can mine these precious blocks to your heart’s content without any pesky creepers getting in your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might just become the next Shola Ameobi of the Minecraft world!

ChunkyCraft: The Land of Lard

Brighton and Hove Albion, Chelsea, christmas, ChunkyCraft, Conte style rant, epl, Fat Ange edition, Land, lard, manchester united, newcastle united, spuds, terminal losers, Wednesday 15th May

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of being a terminal loser like Spuds? Join our Minecraft server and become a winner like Ange! We guarantee that by Christmas, you’ll be delivering epic Conte-style rants to all your friends. Plus, our server is so lit that even Brighton and Hove Albion and Chelsea are playing Minecraft instead of soccer. Manchester United and Newcastle United are also joining in on the fun, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Anarchy Factions

Adventure, Anarchy, Chaos, Community, Experience, Exploration, Factions, freedom, Gaming, Kits, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Resets, restrictions, rules, Skills, strategy, Survival, THRIVING, Victory

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3260
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Anarchy Factions Minecraft Server

Pure Anarchy Survival | No Resets | Unlimited Fun

Features:

Feature	Description
🌟 Cheating Allowed	Play your way, with no restrictions.
🌟 Simple Factions	Team up, dominate, and conquer the world.
🌟 No Claims	Build, raid, and destroy anything, anywhere.
🌟 No Kits	Start from scratch and prove your survival skills.
🌟 No Pay-to-Win	Victory depends only on skill and strategy.

Why Choose Us?

True Freedom – A server with no rules, no resets, and endless chaos.
Unrestricted Gameplay – Survive, raid, and thrive in a raw, unfiltered anarchy experience.

Link: anarchyfactions.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/gAVfdcSzxc

Ready to embrace the chaos? Join Anarchy Factions today and immerse yourself in the pure thrill of unrestricted Minecraft anarchy!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I cheat on this server?	Yes, cheating is allowed on our Anarchy Factions server.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	No, there are no restrictions. It’s pure anarchy survival.
Is there a way to claim land?	No, there are no claims system. Raid and conquer freely.
Do you offer starter kits?	No, you start from scratch to prove your survival skills.
Is this server pay-to-win?	No, victory depends only on your skill and strategy, not on payments.

~~yes this was ai eat my shorts~~

Echoing Visions 1.21.2

1.21.2, art, Communication, deep, Double Exposure, Echoing, emotions, Expression, image, Impactful, Interpretation, Meaning, Message, Perception, photography, Powerful, Significance, speaks volumes, Symbolism, Thought-provoking, VISIONS, Visual

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Bruh, have you ever seen a Minecraft server so epic that it literally speaks volumes? Like, not just regular volumes, but like ENCYCLOPEDIA volumes. Join this server if you want your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of it all. Seriously, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of Minecraft where everything is turned up to 11. And I mean EVERYTHING. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring some snacks because you’ll be glued to your screen for hours on end.

CraftyConformity

aita, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conform, consensual adults, Cooking, CraftyConformity, FORCING, Gratitude, partner, picky eater, Principles, relationship, shiitake mushrooms, Suffocated, table manners, trauma response, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of having to conform to someone else’s culinary preferences on your Minecraft server? Join our server where you can build and cook whatever you want without judgment!

Imagine a world where you can create a giant mushroom kingdom without anyone forcing you to eat shiitake mushrooms against your will. On our server, you can express yourself freely without fear of being scolded or thrown out like a traumatized child.

Don’t let anyone dictate what you can and cannot do on your own server. Join us and build your own paradise where you can pick and choose your ingredients without anyone telling you how to appreciate their cooking. Let your creativity run wild and never feel suffocated by someone else’s culinary expectations again!

NeverEndingQuest Minecraft SMP

Challenging, Daunting, Difficult, Endless, frustrating, IMPOSSIBLE, insurmountable, Minecraft, never ending, NeverEndingQuest, smp, time consuming, Unbeatable, Unconquerable

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure trove down there. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but he’s totally chill, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, and whoever finds it gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinksalot, he’s the life of the party.

And the best part is, we have a secret society of ninja chickens who protect our base from griefers and hackers. They’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, it’s insane. So come join us and be part of the most epic adventure you’ll never complete on one hundred percent! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

InsulinCraft: Not Your Average Bathtub Brew

addiction, Average, Bathtub, Black Market, Brew, Cooking, cost, Crystal Meth, Dangerous, diabetes, diy, drug abuse, drug manufacturing, expensive, health care, homemade, illegal drugs, insulin, InsulinCraft, medication, pharmaceuticals, production, Underground

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a meth lab? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got insulin brewing in every corner! Forget about mining for diamonds, here you’ll be mining for that sweet, sweet insulin to keep you going in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of crafting insulin in your very own virtual bathtub. Who needs potions when you’ve got insulin on hand to keep you energized and ready to take on any creeper that comes your way?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there, where the insulin flows like water and the adventures never end!

Tennis Gals Unite! Server

Australia, Barriers, career obstacles, Coaching, coaching industry, Female Athletes, female empowerment, Female tennis coaches, gals, gender disparity, gender inequality, long term, Profession, Server, sports coaching, sports industry, statistics, study, Tennis, tennis industry, unite, Women in sports, women’s representation

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3529	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more female tennis coaches than male ones! it’s a wild world out there, with crazy barriers for these ladies to overcome. but they are strong and determined, just like our players! only the bravest survive in this tennis-themed minecraft world. with only 20% of coaches globally being women, you know you’re in for a wild ride! so come on, grab your racket and join us for some smashing fun!

Odyssel Chronicles SMP

Active Staff, Alliance, Chronicles, Community, Discord, Fair Start, Friendly, java edition, Land, Las Vegas, LUCK, Magic, Odyssel, PERMISSIONS, Plugins, Shops, smp, strategy, Survival, TEAM, Trade, Vegas-Themed

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	154	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ores Mined:	9056	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magic Items Found:	2492
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Odyssey Chronicles Minecraft Server

Server Edition	Theme	Plugins
Java Edition SMP	Las Vegas	Teams Plugin Slimefun Plugin Economy Plugin Claims Plugin

Overview: Odyssey Chronicles invites players to a realm where survival meets strategy and luck. With a Vegas-themed season and exciting plugins, players can join a friendly community to make friends, build teams, and try their luck in the game.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Why should I join Odyssey Chronicles?

A: Odyssey Chronicles offers a welcoming community, active and friendly staff, a fresh world open for two weeks, and a player-based economy for an enjoyable gaming experience.

Q: What plugins are available on the server?

A: The server features the Teams Plugin for creating teams and alliances, Slimefun Plugin for custom crafts and machines, Economy Plugin for a player-based economy, and Claims Plugin for land protection.

Q: What is the theme of the current season?

A: The current season of Odyssey Chronicles is themed around Las Vegas, focusing on luck and the right moves to succeed in the game.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the Java Edition SMP IP and joining the Discord server for more information and community interaction.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Odyssey Chronicles?

A: Yes, there is a Discord server for Odyssey Chronicles. You can join using the following link: https://discord.gg/TRcR7HRU3J

Niji EN General 1.20

#youtube, Denauth, ethyria, general, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, LIVESTREAMS, Luxiem, Miscellaneous, niji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mines Excavated:	3287	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Void Gems Collected:	27
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual Nijisanji EN world but with blocks and stuff. Imagine building a pixelated version of your favorite VTuber’s house and chilling with them while mining diamonds. It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is square and weirdly satisfying.

Plus, you can team up with other players and schedule epic battles and quests just like in the Nijisanji EN streams. It’s like watching their content come to life in block form. And don’t worry about trolls or haters, just block them like you would in Minecraft.

So, grab your pickaxe and join us in this crazy world where reality is just a pixelated illusion and the only limit is your imagination. Let’s mine and craft our way to VTuber greatness together, one block at a time.

TextMeNot Minecraft Server

argumentative girlfriend, cold shoulder, communication boundaries, communication styles, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, Emotional support, excessive texting, girlfriend issues, Grieving Process, healthy relationships, long-distance relationship, mental health support, Minecraft, personal space, relationship expectations, relationship problems, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, texting etiquette, texting rules, TextMeNot

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3433	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never go more than 3 hours without mining diamonds! Our players have to keep each other updated when they find rare ores, always say good morning and goodnight to their virtual pets, and make sure to have at least one session of building epic structures every day.

Join us for some crazy adventures and intense arguments over the best way to build a castle. Just like the OP’s girlfriend, we take our Minecraft etiquette very seriously. So if you’re ready to dive into a world where texting is replaced by crafting, then this server is the perfect place for you!

And remember, if you disappear while building a masterpiece, just make sure to say “brb, Creeper attack!” to avoid any in-game drama. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some blocky fun!

HouseGateCraft

Appreciated, Bigotry, contributions, DAUGHTER, disapproval, ENGAGEMENT, family, father in-law, honeymoon expenses, HouseGateCraft, long run., Marriage, Profession, relationships, stepmom, stripper, sugar mommy, ungrateful, wedding gift, wedding present

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a telenovela.

Imagine a world where your in-laws buy you a house as a wedding gift, but then drama ensues because they didn’t buy one for your step-sister-in-law. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Witness the epic showdown between family members over wedding presents, accusations of homophobia, and a spontaneous engagement at a Thanksgiving dinner. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us now and experience the madness firsthand. Who needs a house when you have a virtual world filled with crazy family dynamics?