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Newcastle V Man City Game Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5921	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Crops Grown:	1227	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: Lewis Hamilton racing around the track in a minecart, Erling Haaland scoring goals left and right with his diamond sword, and Newcastle being rebuilt block by block in the virtual world.

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. Want to build a rollercoaster that launches pigs into space? Go for it. Feel like organizing a dance party with creepers? Why not. This server is all about letting your imagination run wild and having a blast with a community of equally crazy players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness Lewis Hamilton and Erling Haaland team up to take down a horde of zombies while Newcastle is being rebuilt in the background? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the madness!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we have reimagined the game as a crutches edition! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, now you’ll be fighting off creepers and zombies with crutches!

Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!

Chainsaw Man Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Void Gems Collected:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Meet our hero and the titular protagonist of the hit series Chainsaw Man, but in Minecraft form! Join our wacky SMP where instead of chopping down trees with an axe, you use a chainsaw like a true lumberjack extraordinaire!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?

Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!

Mom’s MineCraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Emeralds Found:	5732	Ores Mined:	3777
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9368
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crops Grown:	2939	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you and your mom like two peas in a pod? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can team up with your mom and take on the virtual world together! Build epic structures, battle fearsome mobs, and show everyone that mother-son/daughter duos are the ultimate power team in the gaming universe. Join now and make your mom proud by dominating the leaderboards with your unbeatable teamwork!

Plane Ticket Minecraft SMP Send Her Back

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Farms Harvested:	689
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.

KinniCraft – The Beefy Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3446
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Votes:	4632

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos begins! Join now and become the new Great III of the Minecraft world.

Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!

End of Humanity Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3810
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, humanity is on the brink of extinction! But hey, who cares about saving the world when you can just build epic structures and troll your friends instead?

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?

Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!

Blocky Boredom Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!

New Anti-Spam Measures Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Emeralds Found:	6635
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even spam the chat with your favorite memes? Well, look no further because our server has just introduced new anti-spam measures that have sent fdundschizo into a frenzy! That’s right, our server is so wild and crazy that even the spam bots can’t handle it. Join us for a chaotic good time where anything goes, from building giant potato statues to starting impromptu dance parties with creepers. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Ballistix – Game servers Minecraft server Minecraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	194	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

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Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	765672	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground panda fighting ring where you can bet diamonds on which panda will come out victorious. Trust us, it’s pandamonium down there!

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!