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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#pantsu, Alencia, Alencinox’s Wrath, banter, blocky, cope, Dark Corvus, e7g, epic seven, Guilds, Increased Rates, Last Rider Krau, Lucklets, Minecraft, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Pirate Captain Flan, Proof of Friendship, Resources, Server, Twisted Eidolon Kayron, update, Westwind Executioner Schuri, Young Senya, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6800
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a new player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off into the sunset while wearing a diamond helmet. True story.

But that’s not all! We have resources that will make your virtual mouth water. From enchanted pickaxes to magical potions, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on our raids. We take raiding to a whole new level, with boss battles that will leave you sweating (in a good way, of course).

Oh, and did I mention the increased rates for rare items? You’ll be swimming in loot faster than you can say “creeper”. Plus, our guilds are top-notch. From Pantsu to Partyvan, there’s a guild for everyone (just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey and prepare to have the time of your virtual life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP – Epic Seven General

#pantsu, Aria, cope, Dark Corvus, Epic, epic seven, general, Guilds, Increased Rates, kane, Last Rider Krau, Lucklets, Minecraft, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Pirate Captain Flan, Resources, Scroll of Shadows, smp, Twisted Eidolon Kayron, Tyrant’s Descent, update, Westwind Executioner Schuri, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Items Found:	1651	Runes Activated:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more epic than summoning a 5* Last Rider Krau in Epic Seven? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got resources that will make your diamond mining skills look like child’s play, and our raids are so intense they make Yuffine’s Raid Boss Guide look like a bedtime story.

And don’t forget about our legendary /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, and Partyvan. Make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting or risk being banished to the Netori guild (just kidding…maybe).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

CraftyPig – Modern Minecraft Server

#pantsu, 11/28 Update, Aria, cope, CraftyPig, Dark Corvus, e7g, Epic Seven General, Guilds, Increased Rates, kane, Last Rider Krau, Lucklets, Minecraft, MODERN, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Pirate Captain Flan, Resources, Scroll of Shadows, Server, Twisted Eidolon Kayron, Tyrant’s Descent, Westwind Executioner Schuri, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Holy Grails Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most epic one out there! Join now for a chance to fight against the legendary Raid Boss Yufine and earn epic rewards!

Join one of our wacky guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan and show off your skills in the most outrageous battles Minecraft has ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and mayhem of our server today! Just remember to include “/e7g/” in your greeting or else you might get caught in a netori trap!

Mine Craft SMP – Epic Seven General

#pantsu, 10/24 Update, Blood blade Karin, Circus Fantasia, cope, Craft, e7g, Epic, Epic Seven General, Eternal Wanderer Ludwig, general, Guilds, Holy Sacrifice, Increased Rates, Krau, Lucklets, MUI, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, Sage Baal Sezan, smp, Top Model Luluca, Urban Shadow Choux, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that will have you dominating in no time, outrageous resources that will blow your mind, and yuppieraids that will have you raiding like a pro.

And don’t even get me started on our /e7g/ Guilds. We’ve got Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – all ready to welcome you with open arms. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the insanity begin!

Minecraft SMP – /b10/ – Blocky Banter Bonanza

#pantsu, 8/29 Update, b10, banter, blocky, bonanza, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, epic seven, Frida, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Increased Rates, Iseria, Lucklets, Minecraft, mobile game, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, smp, Song of Stars, Spotted Mouse Hair Tie, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4339
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted diamond gear, insane resources that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds, and yuppieraids that are more epic than a dragon fight.

But wait, there’s more! Our 8/29 update is so juicy, it’ll make you scream louder than a ghast. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates – Frida and Spotted Mouse Hair Tie? Iseria and Song of Stars? It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Mystic Summons that will make your jaw drop faster than a falling anvil. Join our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting, or else you’ll be left in the dust faster than a sprinting Enderman.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic adventures this side of the Nether!

MineCrafty7 – Epic Server

#pantsu, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, Epic, epic seven, Festive Eda, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Hwayoung, Increased Rates, Indestructible Gaiters, Lucklets, Magic Bubble Maker, MineCrafty7, mobile, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, RPG, Server, update, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for insane raids where you’ll battle mythical creatures and conquer epic bosses. Need some guidance? Check out our newbro guide that will have you dominating the game in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has resources that will blow your mind. From rare items to secret locations, you’ll never run out of things to discover. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates event. Festive Eda and Magic Bubble Maker? Yes, please!

Looking for a challenge? Mystic Summons will test your skills and reward you with powerful allies. And if you’re feeling social, join one of our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan. Just make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting to show you’re one of us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

SisCraft: No Favors for Little Sis

book series, dad, Disappointed, early copies, Favor, Favors, Girlfriend, Happy, Industry, MONEY, Promise, published, publishing company, Request, Risk, Sis, SisCraft, sister, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unethical, Volumes

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	118	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Meteorites Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a 28-volume book series? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring 26 amazing worlds, with 2 more on the way!

Need early access to the next volumes of the book series? Don’t worry, our server has connections to the publishing industry! Just ask our admin, who just so happens to be the dad of one of our players, and you might get early copies of the next volumes. Disclaimer: We can’t guarantee it, but hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

So come on down to our server, where the adventures are endless and the drama is real. Just like trying to get early copies of a book series, you never know what might happen next!

RejectCraft SMP – No Hard Feelings

10. kindness, 11. sensitivity, 12. boundaries, 13. assertiveness, 14. compassion, 15. self-esteem, 16. rejection advice, 17. handling rejection, 18. rejection etiquette, 19. rejection tips, 2. dating, 20. rejection without hurting feelings., 3. relationships, 4. communication, 5. honesty, 6. tactful rejection, 7. emotional intelligence, 8. self-respect, 9. empathy, feelings, HARD, RejectCraft, rejection, smp

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other – we have a strict “no serious business” policy.

Join us for wacky adventures, insane builds, and a community that will leave you in stitches. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (spoiler alert: it only grants wishes for more diamonds).

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time, come join us! Just be prepared for the occasional prank involving exploding sheep or a surprise visit from our resident prankster, the mischievous Enderman named Steve. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBurgerJoint

BlockyBurgerJoint, Concept, creativity, cuisine, Culinary, Dining, dream, Entertainment, Experience, fan favorite, FANTASY, fictional restaurant, Food, iconic, imagination, Immersive, Movie, Nostalgia, pop culture, real, Unique

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old restaurants serving up the same old food? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is bringing to life the most outrageous fictional restaurant from a movie – the Krusty Krab from SpongeBob SquarePants!

Join our server and dive into the underwater world of Bikini Bottom where you can work alongside SpongeBob and Squidward flipping Krabby Patties for hungry customers. But be warned, Mr. Krabs is always on the lookout for anyone trying to steal his secret formula!

Not a fan of seafood? No problem! We also have a special section of the server dedicated to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Explore the whimsical world of candy and chocolate, but watch out for the Oompa Loompas – they’re always up to mischief!

So why wait? Join our server now for a culinary adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even run into some famous movie characters along the way.

FrenchFugitiveMCServer

Arrest warrant, brother, CEO, controversy, criminal, criminal charges, digital communication, extradition, family ties, French authorities, FrenchFugitiveMCServer, fugitive, International, investigation, law enforcement, legal trouble, messaging app, scandal, technology company, Telegram, wanted

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

So, like, you ever heard of that one time when the CEO of Telegram’s brother got in trouble with the French authorities? Well, guess what, he’s now running a Minecraft server! And let me tell you, it’s a wild ride.

Join our server for a chance to team up with the infamous brother of a tech giant and take on the French police in epic battles. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the authorities and smuggle rare items across borders.

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret black market where you can trade with shady characters for powerful weapons and armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the CEO’s brother is on the run. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TelegramTalesMC

Appearance, CEO, Communication, Court, criminal justice, custody, detainment, France, Freed, French, investigation, law enforcement, Legal, messaging app, privacy, prosecutors, Release, SECURITY, Technology, Telegram, TelegramTalesMC

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a good time and laugh your butt off, then this is the place to be, dude. like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time a player built a giant toilet and everyone had to use it as a slide to get to the treasure at the bottom. it was wild, man.

and, like, the best part is that the owner of this server is, like, a total legend. they once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. it was epic, bro. you gotta join this server just to witness the insanity for yourself.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit, my dude. you gotta come and bust a move with us. plus, there’s free cake and fireworks for everyone. it’s like a party in your pants, but in minecraft.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and let the good times roll. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a blast, bro.

FarmFruitFrenzy

#sustainability, agricultural research, agriculture, Agriculture (Industry), alternate bearing, crop production, cyclic pattern, ecosystems, FarmFruitFrenzy, Farming, Farms, framework, fruit trees, high yields, impact assessment, low yields, nut trees, productivity, research, researchers, yield management

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ores Mined:	4426	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we take farming to a whole new level! we have created a wacky ecosystem where trees go crazy and produce insane amounts of fruit and nuts one year, only to be lazy and produce nothing the next! it’s like a rollercoaster of harvests, you never know what you’re gonna get! join now to experience the thrill of alternate bearing and see if you can keep up with the wild fluctuations in production! it’s a farm-tastic adventure waiting for you!

Tea Party SMP: Come for the Tea, Stay for the Chaos! [1.20.1] [Whitelist] [Hermitcraft-Like]

1.20.1, Builders, Chaos, custom server models, Datapacks, discord server, Events, Farmers, GameNights, Hermitcraftlike, last life, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, Mod list, Modded, Party, perfect server, proximity voice chat, REDSTONERS, roleplaying features, rules, shopping district, smp, special server events, stay, tea, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Farms Harvested:	125	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Crops Grown:	6476

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.1 (modded)
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

About Us: -Sips tea loudly- Ok, got your attention now. Minecraft enjoyers, your search for the perfect vanilla+ server ends here! Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with fellow Minecraft enjoyers with a variety of game enhancing mods! We host events, like a special separate last life session once a week, and other custom server events. We soon will have custom models for the players of the servers, and ingame plushies of the players. We are looking for all kinds of players, the redstoners, the builders, the farmers, and more. We are LGBTQ+ friendly and 17+. We do have the proximity voice chat, but you don’t have to talk if you don’t want to. Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, so you can play Minecraft the way you want to play. Check out our discord for the mod list! We hope to spill the tea with you soon.

Server Specialty Custom Server Models Fun and Engaging Datapacks Shopping District Special Server Events (Examples: Last Life, Uhc, Etc.) Gamenights Soon to be roleplaying features

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server running?	The server is running version 1.20.1 with mods.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and welcomes players of all backgrounds.
Are there specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has relaxed rules that can be found on the Discord server.
What special events does the server host?	The server hosts events like Last Life, UHC, Gamenights, and more.

Ex-Boyfriend’s Minecraft Server

Abuse, Be my ex, Cheating, crazy exes, Deception, DISTANCING, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing behavior, ExBoyfriends, fake friends, Fool, leave your tranny girlfriend, make up story, Manipulation, Minecraft, rape, self-destructive, Server, toxic relationships, Trauma, uber-tranny

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magic Items Found:	2400

Join our Minecraft server and leave all your ex drama behind! We promise that no crazy exes will follow you into our virtual world. Plus, we have a special quest where you can defeat the evil ex boss and reclaim your dignity. And if you’ve ever made up a wild story to get out of trouble, you’ll fit right in with our community of master storytellers. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only crazy ex you’ll have to deal with is the one you build yourself!

The SMP Love Triangle: Minecraft SMP Edition – More Her, Less Him

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, Edition, fidelity, gf, her.., Intimacy, long term relationship, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, need more, Partnership, sharing, smp, Support, Thread, Triangle, Trust, Understanding, Wife, Yesterday

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some spicy drama and scandalous shenanigans!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when Steve accidentally married a creeper because he thought it was a villager in disguise! Or when the entire server got pranked by a group of mischievous Endermen who stole all the blocks from spawn and built a giant statue of a chicken instead.

But that’s not all! We also have daily GF/Wife sharing threads where players can swap partners and build relationships faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Who needs loyalty when you have a whole server full of potential soulmates, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on this SMP, anything can happen!

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime routine, bedtime worries, calming thoughts, counting sheep, Deep Breathing, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, meditation, overthinking, relaxation techniques, restless mind, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep remedies, sleep struggles, sleep tips, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, smp, stress

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ores Mined:	3263
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Do you ever lie awake at night, tossing and turning, wondering why you haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet? Well, let me tell you, you’re missing out on some seriously wild adventures. We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and villagers who throw the most epic parties. Not to mention, our diamond ore is actually made of candy – so you can mine for treats while you build your dream castle. So if you’re tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft, come join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing all night long.