newborn Minecraft Servers

newborn Minecraft Servers

  • NephewBoundariesCraft

    NephewBoundariesCraft
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 5379
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7263 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Dimension Hops: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where setting boundaries is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival! Just like in real life, you’ll need to protect your territory from unwanted guests and potential dog bites.

    Join us and experience the thrill of defending your virtual home from overbearing relatives who think they can do whatever they want. Build a fortress, gather resources, and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    And don’t worry, our server is a safe space for new parents and their newborns. We understand the importance of recovering from a tough pregnancy and c-section, so feel free to relax and enjoy some well-deserved peace and quiet while playing with us.

    So come on over and join the fun! Who knew that Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family drama? Let’s build, explore, and most importantly, set those boundaries!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MaternityMadnessMC

    MaternityMadnessMC
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 1209
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 162701 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more reliable than a pregnant woman’s friend for a ride to work? Look no further! Our server is so dependable, you won’t have to worry about being stranded without a ride ever again!

    Join now and experience the thrill of never having to beg your friend’s partner to give you a lift because they got you pregnant. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about carpooling drama and workplace transportation woes.

    Don’t be like the friend in this story who couldn’t handle not having a ride to work – join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a driving school nearby when you have a Minecraft server that’s always there for you?

    So come on, join us and leave all your transportation troubles behind. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to guilt trip anyone into giving you a ride – it’s all about fun and games here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MILcraft: No Grandkid Access

    MILcraft: No Grandkid Access
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 3743
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 142 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Farms Harvested: 110
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Zombie Dances: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 251
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with controlling MILs and their crazy antics? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can kick out anyone who messes with your breast milk supply!

    On our server, you can build a virtual baby nursery where no one can mess with your feeding choices. Want to exclusively breastfeed? Go for it! Want to feed your baby virtual formula just for fun? Sure, why not!

    Don’t let your SIL guilt trip you into letting your MIL back into your virtual house. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in our Minecraft world. Plus, your husband will be supportive no matter what crazy decisions you make in the game.

    Join now and let out all your frustrations in a safe and hilarious environment. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for new moms dealing with MIL drama?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DoglessGatheringAITAH

    DoglessGatheringAITAH
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 2974
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Crops Grown: 7308
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the worries of strange dogs and toddler mishaps. Our virtual world is a safe haven where pit bull puppies can’t sink their teeth into your little ones, and old, super chill dogs won’t give you a scare. Say goodbye to guilt trips and hello to endless fun and adventure. Join now and build your own family-friendly paradise, where the only bites you’ll see are from zombies and creepers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabysitBailoutCraft

    BabysitBailoutCraft
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 9632
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 242
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server ever! 🤪

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like helping your sister with her kids? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can escape to a world where the only crying you’ll hear is from creepers blowing up your house! 💥

    Join us for a week of non-stop action, where you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic structures to worry about family obligations. Plus, who needs a car when you can ride a pig across the map? 🐷

    Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only kids you have to deal with are the baby villagers running around causing mischief. And hey, if you ever feel overwhelmed, just remember that your virtual sister won’t be asking you to make dinner or help with chores! 🍗

    So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs to take care of 2 kids when you can take care of 50 virtual wolves instead? 🐺🐺🐺

    Join now and escape the madness of family obligations for a week of pure Minecraft mayhem! 🎮💥🤣

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PoopCraft: The Ultimate Diaper Thread Adventure!

    PoopCraft: The Ultimate Diaper Thread Adventure!
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 2837
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Chimeras Created: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like a fresh diaper – always changing and full of surprises!

    Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground lair where the creepers throw wild parties. And don’t even get us started on the diamond-filled caves that are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a giant baby, complete with a diaper that shoots out fireworks. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when they see you waddling around, causing chaos and spreading joy wherever you go.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and maybe even wet your own diaper (just kidding…or are we?).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBrides

    BlockyBrides
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 411
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 New Chunks Explored: 778824
    Ores Mined: 6607 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha cha, and creepers telling knock knock jokes. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond cave, u get a lifetime supply of tacos!

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their epic dance moves. and if u can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, u become the ruler of the server and get a crown made of enchanted emeralds.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, fellow minecrafters!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CarbKillaCraft

    CarbKillaCraft
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 4361
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Votes: 2207
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, come join our wacky Minecraft server, where we eat all the carbs and keep our gut bacteria happy! We don’t follow no stinkin’ diets here, just pure chaos and fun. Plus, our cholesterol levels are so high, we can practically fly in the game! Who needs Bifidobacterium when you can have a blast with us? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AffinityMC

    AffinityMC
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 5482
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Animals Bred: 19
    Runes Activated: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    AffinityMC is great Balkan Minecraft Survival Server which have fun and good community. If u want good Survival Server with good plugins, join our server and try, we think u gonna like it like our other players!

    37.230.138.167:25620

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZenlessCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    ZenlessCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 8316
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5001 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 7646
    Enchantments Applied: 288 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 453 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, with crazy events and exclusive bazaars that will have you laughing until you cry.

    But that’s not all – we also have Riot Suppressor Mark VI up for grabs, so get ready to cause some chaos in style. And if you’re feeling a bit tired from all the mining, join our “Coffee Sorcery: Tuning” event to recharge and keep the fun going.

    And the best part? We have redeemable codes that will give you even more crazy items to play with. Use them wisely, or not – we won’t judge!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EmmyStinks Minecraft SMP

    EmmyStinks Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 2371
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Farms Harvested: 382
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to join the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever? We’ve got EmmyMade’s EXTREMELY stinky feet and armpits waiting for you to smell in-game! That’s right, get up close and personal with EmmyMade’s funky foot odor while you build, mine, and survive in our crazy world. It’s the only reason you’ll ever need to join our server and experience the ultimate sensory overload. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game with EmmyMade’s smelly extremities!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StepSisNoHouse4U

    StepSisNoHouse4U
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 3634
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 403
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Star Shards Collected: 287
    New Chunks Explored: 692836 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family feuds are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Picture this: a house torn down and rebuilt for biohard reasons, family members fighting over who gets to live in it, and a step sister who will stop at nothing to kick you out. Will you be able to defend your tiny 2 bedroom cottage from the clutches of your step sister who cares more about her horses than her own child?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness intense arguments, shady deals, and outrageous demands as you navigate through the chaos of family dynamics gone wrong. Will you be able to stand your ground and protect what is rightfully yours, or will you succumb to the pressure and give in to the madness?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Let the games begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BookWorm SMP

    BookWorm SMP
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 7851
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Star Shards Collected: 224
    Magic Items Found: 1384 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old book clubs where all you do is talk about literature? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we discuss books in the most epic way possible – by building giant bookshelves and reenacting scenes from our favorite novels!

    Imagine battling it out in the Hunger Games arena, but instead of weapons, you’re armed with your knowledge of classic literature. Or how about exploring a haunted mansion inspired by Edgar Allan Poe’s stories, complete with jump scares and hidden treasure?

    So if you’re ready to take your love for books to the next level and have a blast doing it, come join us on our Minecraft SMP for the most lit book club experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blockbuster Revolution

    Blockbuster Revolution
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 4521
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 174
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    The most important moment in history that changed everything was when our Minecraft server was created! Legend has it that when the first block was placed, a magical portal opened up and transported players to a world filled with endless possibilities and epic adventures.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building castles in the sky with rainbow-colored blocks. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama while wearing a sparkly unicorn onesie, battle evil mobs with a diamond-studded sword, and build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Trust us, this server is the most epic thing to happen since the invention of the creeper.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskControl Minecraft Server

    KurskControl Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 1304
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha come join dis crazy minecraft server where we fight epic battles like da Ukraine war but wit blocks and pickaxes! Russia be like “we do not control Kursk border” but on dis server, we control EVERYTHING! build giant walls, make alliances, betray ur friends, it’s all fair game here! Plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hide all da diamonds and emeralds, but shhh don’t tell anyone! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YTBlockedInRussiaCraft

    YTBlockedInRussiaCraft
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 4569
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own russian youtube cuz apparently da real youtube has stopped working in russia lmao. we got crazy redstone contraptions dat will blow ur mind like da russian government blew up da internet. join now and be part of da revolution, comrades! da only place where u can watch cat videos and build giant statues of putin at da same time. hurry before da kremlin shuts us down too! #russiayoutubeproblems #minecraftrevolution #putiniswatching

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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