Newborn MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

FatherInLawFiasco Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, family visit, Server, scolding, father in-law

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to demand you cater to us like a certain father-in-law! Our server is a safe haven for all players, especially those with newborns and demanding in-laws.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual family without the added pressure of wondering what you need to do to take care of others. Our goal is to have fun and enjoy the game without any unnecessary drama.

So come on in and leave the real-life stress behind. Who needs a glass of water when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let’s build some blocky memories together!

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BabyCraftin’ or BirthBlockade

Hospital, visitation, BirthBlockade, Understanding, baby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where miscommunications lead to epic battles and baby visits are a matter of life and death! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, excitement, and maybe even a few germs along the way.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your sibling goes into labor and expects you to drop everything and visit the hospital in record time. Will you make it in time to see the baby, or will you be too busy fighting off creepers and zombies? The choice is yours!

But beware, because on this server, expectations run high and miscommunications can lead to brutal repercussions. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out on top, or will you fall victim to the wrath of your relatives?

So come join us on this wild adventure, where every visit to the hospital is a high-stakes mission and every conversation is filled with hidden meanings. Who knows what kind of chaos awaits you on this server? Only one way to find out – join now!

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PrematureCraft: Ageless Twins

time of birth, chronological age, health, ageless, Twins

Yo, listen up! Have you ever thought about being older than a premature baby just because you were born at the same time? Mind-blowing, right? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Explore a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Build a house made entirely out of cake or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have the friendliest community you’ll ever meet. Chat with fellow players about the meaning of life or challenge them to a dance-off in the town square. Who knows, you might even make lifelong friends (or enemies) along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to eternal youth (spoiler alert: it involves eating a lot of cake). See you in the game, crazy diamonds!

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BabyBlockInn

relationships, bathe, Communication, Interest, CHANGE

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your mother-in-law suddenly wanting to help with baby number 4 after ignoring the first 3? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and unexpected twists just like this one.

Our server is like that distant MIL who suddenly wants to be a part of your life – full of surprises and questionable motives. But hey, at least she’s offering to help now, right?

Come join us and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like wondering if your MIL will actually follow through on her promise to help bathe and change the new baby. Who knows what will happen next on our server – maybe she’ll even start calling you for once!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that keeps you on your toes and leaves you questioning everything, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a surprise visit from your long-lost MIL in-game.

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SmokeFreeBaby Minecraft Server

newborn, discomfort, Grandparents, hand washing, health concerns

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with chain-smoking, overnight-staying, boundary-crossing in-laws! 🚭🤦‍♂️

Join us if you want a smoke-free environment for your virtual adventures, because we don’t need any second or third-hand smoke ruining our blocky paradise! 🚫💨

Our server is FIL-proof, so you can game in peace without worrying about your in-laws crashing your pixelated party and overstaying their welcome. 😂🎮

Plus, we have a special “No Chain Smokers Allowed” rule, because we believe everyone deserves a fresh, smoke-free start in Minecraft! 🌟🚭

So come on over and build with us, where the only thing smoking is our redstone creations! 🔥💎 #NoFILZone

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BabyCraft NightShift

newborn, crying, Communication, Frustration, Guilt

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parenting skills are put to the ultimate test! Join us for a wild ride of sleepless nights, diaper changes, and postpartum rage like you’ve never experienced before.

Imagine a world where your partner sleeps through EVERYTHING while you struggle to keep your sanity intact. Will you be able to survive the surprise “rough nights” with a screaming baby and a partner who just won’t wake up to help? Only the bravest and most patient players will come out on top.

But beware, losing your cool and yelling at your partner may result in some intense in-game drama. Will you be able to navigate the challenges of parenthood while keeping your relationship intact? Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate test of teamwork and communication.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos of parenting in a whole new light. Who knew virtual babies could be so demanding?

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BabyBlockzCraft

baby supplies, babies, baby gear, baby products, baby items

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it will blow your mind? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. And guess what? They’re all singing show tunes! It’s like a Broadway musical, but in Minecraft!

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? Yeah, you heard me right. Mine for diamonds and then eat them for a sweet treat. It’s a win-win situation, my friend.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are all trained in the art of interpretive dance. So when you’re fighting off zombies and skeletons, you’re also treated to a beautiful ballet performance. It’s like a mashup of Minecraft and So You Think You Can Dance.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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MeOrTheDog Minecraft Server

hands and knees scrubbing, pet care, tile floors, Motherhood, pet diapers

Are you tired of cleaning up after your senile, blind, deaf, and partially paralyzed weenie dog who poops all over the house? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the poop stains on the floor by building your own virtual world where dogs can’t poop everywhere!

Our server is the perfect place for pregnant players living with their moms to take a break from real-life doggy diapers and crazy pregnancy hormones. Leave behind the unsanitary mess and join us for a clean and poop-free gaming experience.

With outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you, this Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the chaos of real life. Say goodbye to cleaning up after dogs and hello to building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds with fellow gamers.

Join now and leave the poop stains behind – it’s time to game in peace and tranquility!

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NephewBoundariesCraft

timid, tough pregnancy, c-section, house rules, Visitors

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where setting boundaries is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival! Just like in real life, you’ll need to protect your territory from unwanted guests and potential dog bites.

Join us and experience the thrill of defending your virtual home from overbearing relatives who think they can do whatever they want. Build a fortress, gather resources, and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

And don’t worry, our server is a safe space for new parents and their newborns. We understand the importance of recovering from a tough pregnancy and c-section, so feel free to relax and enjoy some well-deserved peace and quiet while playing with us.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew that Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family drama? Let’s build, explore, and most importantly, set those boundaries!

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MaternityMadnessMC

work, Job, decision, RESPONSIBILITY, newborn

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more reliable than a pregnant woman’s friend for a ride to work? Look no further! Our server is so dependable, you won’t have to worry about being stranded without a ride ever again!

Join now and experience the thrill of never having to beg your friend’s partner to give you a lift because they got you pregnant. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about carpooling drama and workplace transportation woes.

Don’t be like the friend in this story who couldn’t handle not having a ride to work – join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a driving school nearby when you have a Minecraft server that’s always there for you?

So come on, join us and leave all your transportation troubles behind. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to guilt trip anyone into giving you a ride – it’s all about fun and games here!

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