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Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Potions Brewed:	54	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

BabyRageWalks

aisle seat, aita, BabyRageWalks, brother, Flight, Flight Attendant, galley area, loud phone call, minor hiccups, newborn, opposite aisle seat, parenting, Peace, plane, raising his voice, screaming baby, Staff, suggestion, super loud phone call, taking a walk

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your parenting skills? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience the thrill of suggesting parenting tips to strangers online!

Imagine a world where you can calmly advise other players on how to handle their virtual babies. Just like the time I suggested to a fellow player to take a walk with their Minecraft baby to calm them down. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!

Join our server and be prepared for some intense baby-raising drama. Who knows, you might even get into a heated argument with a player who refuses to take your advice. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

So if you’re ready to dive into a world where parenting skills are put to the test, join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might even end up calming virtual babies and earning the title of the ultimate Minecraft parent. See you there!

NoBabyForYouBro

Boundaries, Cultural differences, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family visit, international travel, mental health, newborn, newborn bonding, newborn care, NoBabyForYouBro, overprotective, postpartum depression, postpartum recovery, postpartum support, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling jealousy, sibling relationships

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers!

Our server is like a virtual escape from your crazy relatives showing up unannounced. No more awkward family gatherings, just fun and adventure in the world of Minecraft.

We promise that no one will judge you for being overprotective of your virtual baby pig or for not letting your virtual brothers hold your virtual baby llama. It’s your world, your rules!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Build your dream house, explore new lands, and make new friends who won’t guilt-trip you for not letting them borrow your virtual diamond sword. See you in the game!

What is the IP for Zaryee Minecraft Server?

Airplane, baby, back to school, Beach, Birthday, Birthday Party, black family, bloxburg, Bloxburgfamily, Bloxburgroleplay, camera phone, Church, Family Reunion, Fight, first day of school, free, Gender Reveal, grocery shopping, Halloween, House, house hunting, houseshopping, Hurricane, Minecraft, Moving, Moving Day, newborn, night routine, Phone, Pool day, pool party, Pregnant, roblox, Roleplay, School, Server, sharing, Summer, Target, Toddler, Tornado, Twins, upload, vacation, Video, video phone, Walmart, Zaryee

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1

ExHusbandExcluded Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delivery room, Divorce, emotional distress, ex husband, ExHusbandExcluded, family, Labor, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationships, separation, Server, Support

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any ex drama following you around.

Imagine a world where you can block your ex and their family members with just a click of a button. No more annoying messages or guilt trips about not letting them into your virtual delivery room. On our server, you’re the boss, and you can control who enters your virtual space.

So why join our server? Because we understand the struggles of dealing with exes and their drama. We offer a drama-free zone where you can focus on building your dream world without any distractions. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where you can block your ex’s mom and sister with just a few clicks?

Join us now and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free virtual paradise. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DadCraft Server: Bro’s Trip Cancelled for Baby Duty

baby, Bonding, bros, CANCELLED, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, Decision making, Duty, exhaustion, family, Fatherhood, husband, Motherhood, newborn, newborn phase, parenting, postpartum, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stress, Support, trip, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Votes:	892
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of parenthood…kind of.

Join us and escape the real world drama like this one mom who thinks her husband should cancel his bro trip to help with their newborn.

On our server, you can leave your responsibilities behind and focus on building the most epic castle or exploring the craziest caves. No judgment here if you need a break from changing diapers or dealing with relationship drama.

Plus, we have a special quest where you have to navigate through a mountain cabin filled with baby zombies and fishing challenges. Who needs a bro trip when you can have a virtual adventure like this?

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Just make sure to prioritize your Minecraft duties over your real-life ones…or not, we won’t judge!

PixelBabyBash

baby safety, child-free wedding, destination wedding, difficult decision, due date, family dynamics, Family Planning, Family Support, family tension, healing postpartum, high risk pregnancy, husbands help, ivf, MIL, newborn, PixelBabyBash, postpartum, pregnancy loss, SIL, Toddler, travel with newborn

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	2522	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the chaos of in-laws demanding you attend a wedding right after giving birth.

On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from pushy relatives and plan your own virtual weddings without any interference. Plus, we have a special “Destination Wedding” theme where you can travel 600 virtual miles away without ever leaving your computer!

Join now and let off some steam by building a pixelated version of your mother-in-law and throwing her in a lava pit. It’s the perfect way to de-stress from real-life family drama. See you in the game!

BabyBlockDrama

baby, BabyBlockDrama, Best Friend, dating sites, family, Followers, grad school, hurt feelings, husband, instagram, newborn, PHOTO, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy settings, Protection, Screenshot, Spouse, Trust, vacation, worries

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Emeralds Found:	8359
Star Shards Collected:	110	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values privacy and respects boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to send your baby’s picture to random strangers for a date!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can trust your fellow players not to betray your trust like that one best friend did. We won’t call you crazy for wanting to protect your baby’s privacy, in fact, we’ll celebrate your dedication to keeping your little one safe.

So come on over to our server, where we prioritize respect, privacy, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t go behind your back and send your baby’s picture to strangers. Join now and let the crazy adventures begin!

NewbornResurrected Minecraft SMP – /tv/ Reacts to the Ending of Resurrection!

Analysis, audience feedback, Character development, Cliffhanger, discussion, ending, fan reactions, Finale, Minecraft, newborn, NewbornResurrected, opinion, plot twist, Reacts, resurrection, reviews, season finale, series, smp, speculation, television, TV critics, TV series finale, tv show

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	8670	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a Game of Thrones episode. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper”. Plus, rumor has it that the Newborn from Resurrection is actually a secret admin on our server, so you never know what kind of chaos they’ll bring next. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, because on our SMP, anything can happen!

SleepyCraft

bad sleep patterns, children, Communication, exhaustion, Gaming, habits, husband, newborn, night feedings, overstimulating, overweight, postpartum, RESPONSIBILITY, REST, sleep apnea, SleepyCraft, Snoring, Support, UNFAIR, Unhealthy, Wife

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	521172	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	267
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting and sleep deprivation? Look no further! Our server is perfect for tired parents who need a break from the chaos of real life.

Join our server and escape to a world where you can finally get some rest without worrying about night feedings or sleep apnea. Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will gladly take care of your responsibilities while you catch up on some much-needed sleep.

Forget about waking up your adult husband in the morning – on our server, he’ll magically wake up on time and take care of the kids without you having to lift a finger. And don’t worry about feeling selfish for wanting a break, because on our server, self-care is a top priority.

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation in Minecraft form. Who knew virtual parenting could be so easy and hilarious?

LondonCraft Server

Accents, British English, Cockney, Cultural, dialect, Diversity, English, Language, linguistic, London, London culture, London summer, LondonCraft, MLE, multicultural, Multicultural London English, Server, Slang, sociolect, Urban, Working class, young people

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild and wacky world of Multicultural London English (MLE)! Forget about Cockney, MLE is where it’s at now, mate!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the linguistic chaos of young, working-class Londoners. You’ll hear accents and slang from all over the world, making every conversation a hilarious adventure.

Explore our virtual London this summer and see what crazy accents you’ll encounter. From Jamaican patois to Nigerian pidgin, you never know what you’ll hear next. So hop on our server and get ready for a linguistic rollercoaster like no other!

Nikki’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

athlete, Championship, Character, Craft, crazy, Entertainment, female wrestler, fierce, gimmick, Minecraft, Nikki Cross, Nikkis, NXT, Performer, professional wrestling, Raw, sanity, scottish, Server, SmackDown, Superstar, tag team, Unpredictable, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dimension Hops:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like Nikki Cross’s gimmick on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of craziness.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with zombie pigmen riding on chickens. They had to battle their way through with nothing but a carrot and a feather, but in the end, they emerged victorious and claimed a rare diamond sword as their prize.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep doing the Macarena.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

DateNightDisaster Minecraft Server

awkward moments, bad date experiences, cringe-worthy dates, cruel words, DateNightDisaster, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating nightmares, disrespectful comments, embarrassing situations., emotional scars, harsh words, heartless comments, hurtful comments, insensitive partners, insensitive remarks, Minecraft, offensive remarks, painful memories, relationship disasters, rude behavior, Server, worst date

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of being rejected in the dating world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about awkward dates again, because on our server, the only rejection you’ll face is from that pesky creeper trying to blow you up! Plus, who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress others with your epic building skills and survival tactics? So come on, join us and let’s build a love story that even Romeo and Juliet would envy!

NostalgicInk: 90sCartoonTats

2000s kids, 80s babies, 90s kids, 90sCartoonTats, animation, cartoon character, character tattoo, Childhood, childhood memories, design, era, iconic, ink, long tail tags, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgicInk, pop culture, Retro, tattoo, vintage

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Towns Built:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must have a cartoon character tattoo that represents the era you grew up in! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that only those with the most epic and nostalgic tattoos can truly appreciate the craziness that awaits on our server.

Imagine battling creepers and zombies alongside your favorite childhood characters like Spongebob Squarepants, Bugs Bunny, or even Pikachu! Your tattoo will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon your cartoon character to fight by your side or to unleash special attacks on your enemies.

But beware, if you don’t have a cartoon character tattoo, you’ll be seen as an outsider and may face some hilarious consequences, like being turned into a pixelated version of Barney the Dinosaur or having to wear a giant banana suit for a day.

So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft server where your childhood dreams come to life through the power of cartoon character tattoos!

NoodleWarsMC

Asia-Pacific region, bilateral relations, China, Chinese embassy, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, maritime issues, NoodleWarsMC, Philippines, political tensions, regional security, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial waters

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

so, like, you wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide! but wait, there’s more!

our server is so lit that even the Chinese embassy in Japan is like, “whoa, we gotta get in on this action!” they tried to meddle in our maritime issues, but we were like, “nah, bro, this is minecraft territory now.”

join us and build the craziest pixelated world you’ve ever seen! trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks for all our players. what more could you ask for? come on, hop on this minecraft train before it’s too late! choo choo! 🚂💥🎮

CraftAndCrash: No Texting, Just Mining

“Don’t text and drive”, Awareness, awareness campaign, Campaign, car accidents, CraftAndCrash, Dash, distracted driving, distracted driving epidemic, massive screens, Mining, mobile phones, new cars, Prevention, public service announcement, risky behavior, road safety, Safety, Safety Measures, smartphone use, Technology, Texting, traffic laws

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	137	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Towns Built:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Crops Grown:	7728

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have cars with screens so big you won’t even need to text and drive cuz you’ll be too busy watching cat videos and playing minecraft at the same time. our cars are so lit, they even have built-in hot tubs for when you need to relax after a long day of mining and building. plus, our server is haunted by ghost creepers who drop diamond blocks instead of exploding, so come join the fun and see if you can catch one for yourself. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Faceland: Where vanilla meets the unexpected in a not-so-vanilla MMORPG on Beta 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Beta, Bosses, Classes, Community, Custom, Customizable, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, faceland, FANTASY, Friendly, meets, mmorpg, NotSoVanilla, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Races, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Towns, unexpected, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Faceland RPG Minecraft Server

IP	BETA.FACE.LAND

Overview:

Faceland RPG is an ambitious MMORPG server with an incredible amount of polish and content, with updates every week! Join for a lighthearted adventure with serious mechanics. Faceland features a robust ability system with well over 100 options to choose from, dozens of skills to level up, a versatile loot/crafting system, intuitive interfaces, and much much more! You’ll be shocked with what can be accomplished without the need for any client mods!

Start your adventure today!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server regularly updated?	Yes, updates are released every week!
Are there client mods required to play on this server?	No, all features can be accessed without client mods.
How many abilities are available on the server?	There are well over 100 abilities to choose from.

Shiori’s Homobeggar Whore Minecraft Server

Admit, anniversary, Community, controversial, Defeat, discussion, forum, Homobeggar, internet, Minecraft, Predicted, prediction, Ready, remember when, Server, Shiori, Shioris, speculation, trend, viral, VT, whore, year

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Villages Defended:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest shenanigans!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT and see who survives” competition!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary Golden Potato hidden somewhere on the server, you will be granted three wishes by the almighty Ender Dragon!

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even meet a homobeggar whore named Shiori along the way!

DutchSlaughter Minecraft Server

Attack, devastation, DutchSlaughter, fear, Hope, Minecraft, Netherlands, Netherlands attack, Netherlands crisis, Netherlands solidarity, Netherlands support, Netherlands tragedy, Peace, Pray, Safety, Server, slaughter, solidarity, Support, Terror, Tragedy, tragedy in Netherlands, violence

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is on a mission to slaughter the entire country of the Netherlands! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as this player wreaks havoc on unsuspecting Dutch players. Pray for them, but also join in on the fun and see if you can survive the impending slaughter! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

GFsFriendAvoiderMC

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?