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NiecelessWedding Minecraft Server

aita, annoyance, Assumptions, ATTEND, childcare, children, Comments.., family, farm animals, FEBRUARY, Fiance, June 2025, MIL, Minecraft, newborn niece, NiecelessWedding, second child, Server, sister-in-law, Wedding, wedding planning, young, young children

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring weddings where babies are crying and ruining the vibe? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where babies under 5 years old are banned from attending. That’s right, no crying toddlers to ruin your fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is set on a farm, so you can expect to see all kinds of farm animals roaming around. Who needs babies when you can have cute little piglets and fluffy sheep as wedding guests?

Join now and experience the most unique wedding celebration in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with farm animals and leave the toddlers at home!

NieceWatch2021

badgering, brother, Cancel, Choices, Disappointment, family, fire station, italy, kacey, kevin, newborn niece, NieceWatch2021, parents, Priorities, reschedule, safe haven drop box, shifts, two weeks, vacation, Watching, Wife

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	141	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and baby responsibilities? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations!

We promise not to badger you about family vacations or babies, because let’s be real, who needs that kind of stress in a virtual world? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and outrageous players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about dropping babies in safe haven drop boxes, here you can drop blocks and create your own virtual paradise. So why wait? Join us now and let’s build some crazy adventures together!

PixelSamuraiDefense2025

defense budget, defense budget allocation, defense budget increase, defense capabilities, defense investment, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, defense technology, east asia, fiscal year 2025, geopolitical tensions, Japan, military expansion, military modernization, military preparedness, military spending, national security, PixelSamuraiDefense2025, security challenges, strategic planning

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	223	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Emeralds Found:	2929	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Animals Bred:	150
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

yo, so this server is like the Japan of Minecraft servers, asking for the biggest defense budget EVER for the year 2025. like, they’re not messing around, they’re ready to defend against creepers, zombies, and even those pesky griefers.

join this server if you want to be part of a hardcore defense team, protecting the virtual land with your pixelated life. plus, rumor has it that the server owner once fought off an army of Ender Dragons with just a wooden sword and a stack of dirt blocks. legend says they emerged victorious, covered in dragon scales and glory.

so, if you’re looking for a server that takes defense seriously and has epic tales of triumph, this is the place for you. come join us and be a part of Minecraft history in the making. plus, we have unlimited virtual sushi rolls for all players. sushi rolls, people. what more could you ask for?

MineCraftTraumaLand

age, children, emotional distress, emotional trauma, LIFESPAN, mental health, mental health outcomes, Mental Wellbeing, MineCraftTraumaLand, psychological impact, research, stressful events, Trauma, trauma and distress levels, trauma effects, trauma effects on age, trauma experiences, trauma research, traumatic events, young adults, youth mental health

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Chimeras Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

so like, u know how u play minecraft and sometimes u just get so stressed out cuz u keep dying and losing all ur stuff? well, this server is like therapy for ur minecraft trauma, bro. join us and let all that emotional distress melt away as u build ur dream world with ur new friends. age doesn’t matter, we all just here to have a good time and forget about our problems. come join us and let’s heal together, one block at a time.

FixFightMC Server

balance, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, Feedback, Fighting Game, FIX, FixFightMC, gameplay, improve, Longevity, MATCHMAKING.., Mechanics, Meta, online play, patches, Player Base, Server, strategy, Tournaments, Updates

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked in every fighting game you play? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer! Join us and learn the ancient art of pixelated combat from our resident ninja sheep sensei. He will teach you secret moves like the “Creeper Kick” and the “Enderman Elbow Drop” that will have your opponents running for the hills. Plus, if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon in a 1v1 match, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of pure awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate fighting game champion!

Minecraft SMP: /LOL/ – Dokibird Commander

#youtube, archives, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Commander, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Dokibird, Drift Away, Fly High, Heart of Gold, joy, Last Cup of Coffee, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, Selen Tatsuki, Shop, smp, Tatsuki Manor Mystery, The Final Heist, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter, Doki Tummy Edition! This server is filled with laughter, joy, and a heart of gold – just like Doki herself.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for insane heists, epic battles, and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Doki’s YouTube channel is filled with hilarious content, her Twitch streams are a must-watch, and her VODs will have you in stitches.

But that’s not all – we have a secret OP sauce that will give you superpowers in-game (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And don’t forget to check out our Divegrass reentry, where anything goes and the crazier the idea, the better!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure with Doki and her crew. Just remember, no drama allowed – we’re all about having a good time and causing chaos in the best way possible. See you in the game!

DesperateParents Minecraft Server

acceptance, Boundaries, children, Communication, DATING, DesperateParents, family, Grief, Happiness, healing, Loss, love, Marriage, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, parenting, relationships, Respect, Server, Support, Therapy, Widow

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of keeping memories alive? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual shrine to your past, just like this guy’s bedroom is to his late wife. We promise not to pressure you into moving on and finding a new partner – we’re all about honoring the past and embracing the present.

Join our server and you’ll feel right at home surrounded by photos, personal items, and even some dog-shaped pillows (we don’t judge). Who needs a new partner when you can have a whole community of players who understand the importance of holding onto memories?

So come on, join us and let’s keep the memory of your past alive together. And hey, if your parents try to pressure you into dating again, just tell them you’re too busy building virtual shrines to your late loved ones. They’ll never see it coming!

IgnorantCraft

Communication Issues, constructive criticism, culturally diverse patients, diagnostic errors, dissatisfaction with care, Feedback, healthcare system, IgnorantCraft, interpreting services, language barriers, low English proficiency, medication complications, nursing student, patient care, patient needs, poc, Privilege, scholarly article, sensitivity, social health determinants, systemic disadvantage

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchantments Applied:	285
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ores Mined:	5460
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Farms Harvested:	662	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and languages…unless you’re a block! Join us for a wild ride full of miscommunication and interpreting services that only speak in villager noises.

Our server is so diverse, even the creepers have their own language! Don’t worry about language barriers, just blow up some blocks and call it a day.

Come join us and experience the privilege of being a Minecraft player in a world where everyone is equal, except for those pesky Endermen who keep stealing our blocks.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore a world where communication is key, even if it’s just through emotes and TNT explosions. Don’t be like our professor, who couldn’t handle the heat of our multicultural Minecraft world.

Join now and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, even if they can’t pronounce “Redstone” correctly.

WorkplaceNSFW – Minecraft SMP

adult content, boundary-pushing, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, Minecraft, NSFW, office, risky behavior, scandalous, smp, taboo, unprofessional, work, workplace behavior, workplace boundaries, workplace culture, workplace ethics, workplace guidelines, workplace misconduct, workplace professionalism, workplace standards, WorkplaceNSFW

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dragons Tamed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ores Mined:	9581	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most scandalous thing that happens is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos goes down. We’ve had players build giant phallic structures, hold impromptu strip mining competitions, and even start a full-blown llama rebellion against the oppressive sheep overlords. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things can get NSFW real quick. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft server!

FutureJobCraft

advanced professions, cutting-edge professions, emerging professions, forward-thinking jobs, future jobs, FutureJobCraft, futuristic careers, innovative roles, job trends, modern vocations, next-gen work, niche jobs, non-traditional roles, out-of-the-box careers, specialized fields, strange careers, unconventional jobs, unique occupations, unusual work, upcoming occupations

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	1284
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	514
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with the same old professions? Well, look no further because our server is bringing you the professions of the future!

Join our server and become a professional Virtual Reality Architect, designing the most mind-blowing virtual worlds that will make players question reality itself. Or how about becoming a Quantum Mechanic, manipulating the very fabric of space and time to create epic structures and contraptions that defy the laws of physics?

But wait, there’s more! Become a Crypto Miner and mine for digital currency in the depths of the Minecraft world, making virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Or become a Biohacker and genetically engineer your own Minecraft creatures, creating new species that will dominate the server.

So why wait? Join our server now and be ahead of the curve with these wacky professions that will soon become a reality!

BlockyButtCureNoSurg

BlockyButtCureNoSurg, cancer care, Cancer management, Cancer prevention, cancer recurrence, Cancer risk management, Cancer surgery, Cancer surgery alternatives, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, colorectal cancer, Medical Treatment, Minimally invasive treatment, non surgical treatment, oncology, Rectal cancer, Rectal cancer treatment, Recurrence risk, surgery, Treatment, tumor recurrence

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

So like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta mine and craft and stuff? Well on this server, we got a special treatment for u if u get rectal cancer. We got this magic potion that reduces the risk of it coming back without u needing surgery. How crazy is that? Join our server and never worry about your butt again! Plus, we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure. Join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, Awareness, Community, culture, current events, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Global, indian hate, jewish activity, Mainstream, marginalized groups, MatzahCraft, media coverage, Minecraft, minority rights, Religion, Server, Social Issues, social justice, tolerance

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	194	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids are hanging out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is where Jewish activity is finally going mainstream! That’s right, you can build your very own synagogue and have epic bar mitzvah parties with all your friends!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a crazy storyline where Indian hate is pushed globally, drowning out everything else. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. So come join us and experience the wackiest and wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.