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PlasticCraft: Premature Birth Edition
Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, listen up! We got microplastics in placentas, like whaaat?! It’s gonna make your builds poppin’ with that extra sparkle, trust me. Plus, rumor has it that mining these microplastics can give you special powers in the game, like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. And get this, if you collect enough of them, you might even unlock a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas. So come on, join us and let’s get weird with microplastics in placentas, it’s gonna be epic! -
BabyBlockParty
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can set strict boundaries like this mom did for her preemie baby? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, only the parents (you) are allowed to hold any virtual babies in the game. No sneaky grandparents or random players can snatch them up without your permission. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no viruses allowed” policy, so your baby avatars will stay safe and healthy. Plus, we offer daily updates on in-game progress, just like this mom did for her real baby. Join now and experience the ultimate protective parenting experience in Minecraft! -
C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?
We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!
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BabyBumpBattles
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this postpartum tale.Experience the thrill of navigating through moody in-laws and outbursts that will keep you on your toes. Will you be able to handle the pressure and keep your cool like the OP in this story?
Embark on a quest to balance family dynamics and navigate through misunderstandings that will leave you scratching your head. Can you keep up with the constant surprises and curveballs thrown your way?
Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about relationships and communication. Who knows, you might even find yourself slipping into postpartum depression from all the excitement!
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BlockyBabyBoom: Preventing Premature Pixels
So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz, like, it’s been proven by science dat it can, like, totally help reduce da risk of early birth and, like, save newborns from, like, certain doom and stuff. Like, imagine being a hero in Minecraft and saving virtual babies from early birth just by playing on dis server. It’s like a superhero mission, but in blocky pixel form. So, like, come join us and be a part of dis amazing journey to save Minecraft babies from early birth and stuff. It’s gonna be lit, fam. -
ShortAt70kMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our crazy SMP where the currency is actually short shorts worth $70,000 each! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of fashion-obsessed pandas who only accept payment in the form of trendy clothing items.But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and get ready for some seriously silly shenanigans!
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CraftyLove: Anniversary Abandonment Angst
Are you tired of dealing with unreliable partners who prioritize poker over anniversaries? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any drunken fiancΓ©s ruining the fun! Our server is alcohol-free and full of supportive players who will never leave you hanging for a game of cards. Say goodbye to controlling jerks and hello to a community where the only thing you need to worry about is building the best castle in all of Minecraft! Join now and leave the drama behind! -
HezbaCraft: Paying the Price!
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? we got so much cool stuff going on, it’s like a party in your computer screen.like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, building a sweet castle or something, and then BAM! a herd of flying pigs comes swooping in, dropping diamonds and emeralds all over the place. it’s like a magical piggy bank explosion, man.
and don’t even get me started on the mobs. we’ve got zombies doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers… well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but it’s all in good fun, right?
plus, our community is the best. we’ve got wizards, ninjas, and even a talking llama who tells the best jokes. seriously, you won’t find a cooler group of players anywhere else.
so come join us on this wild, wacky adventure. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? just watch out for those pesky flying pigs. they’re always up to something.
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Fakecraft: Where every tree whispers secrets and every creeper cries when you defeat them 1.21
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Description Survival server with various features and a welcoming community Datapacks VanillaTweaks Plugins EssentialsX Commands /tpa, /home, /rtp Community Helpful members and engaging discussions Events Build battles, PvP battles, polls Rules Stealing allowed, griefing not allowed, PvP combat allowed FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
How do I join the server?
To join the JAVA server, use the IP: freakycraft.mynetgear.com. For BEDROCK, use the same IP and port 19132.
What kind of events are hosted on the server?
We host build battles, PvP battles, and polls where players can vote on new updates for the server.
Is griefing allowed on the server?
No, griefing other players’ bases is not allowed on the server.
Can I find help navigating the server as a new member?
Yes, the community is friendly and willing to help new members find their way around the server.
How can I stay connected with the server outside of Minecraft?
You can join our Discord server with this invite link: https://discord.gg/8zK6VhG6UQ
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LonelyCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being lonely in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you long for companionship and someone to talk to? Look no further, for our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become part of our wacky and wild community where puppies and fairies roam free. Our Discord is filled with love and laughter, and we guarantee you’ll never feel lonely again. So come on, join us and let the magic of friendship fill your heart!