Welcome to the Playhouse SMP! Semi-Spicy Vanilla, only for grown-ups and the occasional reset

Adults, Asia, Australia, Chat, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Europe, GrownUps, java, new zealand, North America, occasional, Performance, player heads, playhouse, Plugins, Projects, Reset, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, smp, south america, Stability, Survival, united states, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2244
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Playhouse SMP – Season 6 Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival Java Server
Age Limit	18+
Plugins	Invisible item frames, player heads
Player Base	32% European-based, 48% North America, 20% other regions
Server Location	United States
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, please join our Discord using the link provided above. From there, you can chat with our community and get access to the server IP.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

We have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly gaming experience for all players. These rules are shared on our Discord server for you to review before joining.

3. Can I bring my friends to play on the server?

We always welcome new players to join our community. If you have friends who are interested in playing, feel free to invite them to join us on Playhouse SMP.

4. Is there a reset schedule for the server world?

We typically start a new world every season, which lasts for a specific period before we reset and start fresh. The current season is about to start its 6th world together.

5. What activities can I expect on the server?

Our server offers a variety of activities, including communal farms, economy-building with shops, private farms, and server-wide events. Players are encouraged to play however they like and help each other out.

Welcome to the Playhouse SMP, where we’re so vanilla we make plain look spicy! Whitelist for adults only, version 1.21!

Adults, Asia, Australia, Chat, Community, Dedicated host, Discord, Established, European, European-based, Friendly, INVISIBLE, Item Frames, java, Minecraft, new zealand, North America, North American, Plain, Player Base, player heads, playhouse, Plugins, Server, smp, south america, spicy, Stable, Survival, tight, united states, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Buildings Constructed:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Playhouse SMP: Overview

Established	June 2020
Server Type	Vanilla survival Java server
Player Age	18+
Plugins	Invisible item frames, player heads
Player Base	32% European, 48% North American, 20% other regions
Events	Server-wide events, April Fool’s snapshot
Server Location	United States
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

Unfortunately, Playhouse SMP is for adults aged 18 and above only.

2. How often does the server reset its map?

We are about to start our 6th world together, so we don’t reset the map frequently.

3. What server-wide events do you organize?

We host various events such as communal farm building, economy setup, and special themed events like the April Fool’s snapshot.

TriassicNothoCraft

ancient reptile, ancient sea creature, evolutionary biology, extinct species, Fossil discovery, geology, historical discovery, marine reptile, Middle Triassic, new zealand, nothosaur, Palaeontology, paleobiology, paleontological findings, prehistoric animal, scientific research, sea-going reptile, southern hemisphere, Triassic period, TriassicNothoCraft, vertebrate paleontology

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	661
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ores Mined:	1135	Buildings Constructed:	34
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where you can ride on the backs of ancient sea reptiles like the nothosaur from the middle triassic of new zealand!!! dive deep into the ocean and discover lost treasures while dodging giant squids and sea monsters. build your own underwater kingdom and rule over the creatures of the deep like a true sea emperor. join now for a chance to become the ultimate sea explorer and conqueror of the oceans!!!

KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, anglosphere, China, Chinese nationalist, Diplomacy, direct engagement, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, Invasion, KiwiCraft, Minecraft, mutual benefit, new zealand, New Zealand-China relations, Premier Li, prime minister, Reuters, security risk, Server, win-win cooperation, ww3

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	259	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with mutual benefit and win-win cooperation – just like in the real world, right?

But that’s not all! We have a massive Chinese nationalist turnout on the streets of our virtual world. Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you can join in on political rallies and protests. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that New Zealand is a security risk to the Anglosphere. They can’t be trusted anymore, so we may need to invade them if WW3 starts. But don’t worry, we’ll have your back on the server. Just make sure to bring your virtual weapons and armor!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen – including international political drama and virtual warfare. See you in the game!

NZNetwork Minecraft – Online for more than 13 years.

bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Bungeecord, Community, Creative, crossplay, Crossplaybedrock, Crossplayjava, Crossplaysmp, dedicated system, Discord, Freebuild, global players., Griefing, Hardcore, History, java, logging software, Minecraft, new zealand, Newzealand, NZnetwork, ONLINE, Rollback, Server, Supersurvival, Survival, Uptime, World Edit

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

NZnetwork Minecraft

We are now open GLOBALLY to all players around the world! – All you old players who have moved overseas can now join with no VPN!

Come join one of the worlds longest running Minecraft servers (Since 2010!)

Low Ping for NZ/AUS Players ✔

–> Some screenshots on this server advertisement are built by the user twitter.com/kimandjax <– –> Come watch Kim do some epic builds on https://www.twitch.tv/kimandjax it’s well worth it! <– The most important information. The connection info! Use either one of these:✔ minecraft.nznetwork.co.nz✔ nzminecraft.com

Come join our Discord, it’s like the heart of our community✔ discord.gg/sw4GZvW

Nznetwork runs on a fully dedicated system running a bungeecord network meaning we can run multiple servers without having issues such as low TPS or crowding.

World Edit Creative worldFreebuild/creativeSurvival (Friendly survival)Hardcore Survival

*On the Hardcore Server:One old world, for the older playersOne fresh world, for 1.15.2+ terrain generation with a nether and end that will be reset after each major game version update

The community on NZnetwork’s minecraft servers is one which has been known to spend hours on a Friday night building together or just getting upto general mischief by building the most random structures you could imagine.

We aim to provide near 100% uptime, because an offline server just plain old sucks.

To limit the risk of griefing and trouble makers, we run rollback and logging software and only allow players who have built a creation to access creative mode freely on our creative servers. This system has proven itself very stable as people who have wanted to destroy others builds don’t hang around and any that do slip through can do limited damage in survival mode. We can always roll back any damage they do anyway!

A little history about NZnetwork:We are one of the oldest running Minecraft servers in New Zealand and have been online since 2010.Over 5000 players have joined this server since it’s initial release in 2010 (These players were only from New Zealand as the server was originally IP locked to New Zealand players only)

minecraft.nznetwork.co.nz

BeastMC VS Hypixel

Adventure, BUILD, Challenges, Community, Creative, Economy, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, innovation, join us, KitPvP, MCMMO, minecraft network, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, new zealand, Paintball, Skyblock, Splegg, Survival, teamwork, Tntrun, Unique

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7736
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Villages Defended:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Runes Activated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Hypixel VS BeastMC

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of minigames and game modes	Occasional server lag during peak times
Active community and forums	Some game modes may require a VIP rank for full access

BeastMC

Pros	Cons
New Zealand hosted server for lower ping	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Survival, creative, skyblock, and minigames available	Currently limited in terms of content and features
Potential for growth and development	May lack some of the polished features of larger servers

FAQ

1. Can I play minigames on both servers?

Yes, both Hypixel and BeastMC offer a variety of minigames for players to enjoy.

2. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a much larger player base compared to BeastMC, which may result in more active games and events.

3. Are there VIP ranks on both servers?

Yes, both servers offer VIP ranks for players who wish to support the server and gain access to additional features.

KiwiCraft: Down Under LOLz

A, b.., Boomers, Dinner, Epstein Island, goy, Hero, Jews, KiwiCraft, lolz, m+, new zealand, NZ Police, NZG, O edition, POL, R A M B O, RAM, roast pumpkin, trial, Twizel salmon, Vaxxed, Zogbots

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our R A M B O edition Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where Hero Ram, also known as a goy, rose up against the rule of boomers, also known as Jews. They had killed his entire family and forced him into unspeakable acts on Epstein Island. But Ram fought back, taking down two of them before the Zogbots, also known as [VAXXED] NZ Police, arrived too late and shot him without trial. It’s a wild ride of revenge and survival!

But enough about the drama, let’s talk about the real reason you should join our server. We have the most insane builds, the craziest mobs, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our R A M B O edition Minecraft server. Oh, and by the way, for dinner tonight we’re serving smoked Twizel salmon with roast pumpkin. It’s to die for!

The Blocky Spy Family – Code LOL

action, animated, Australia, blocky, Canada, Cinematic, Code, Code:White, comedy, Entertainment, family, film, humor, International, lol, mexico, Movie, new zealand, poop joke, Screening, spain, Spy, spy x family, Theatrical screenings, Usa

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the action is as intense as a Hollywood blockbuster! Join players from all over the world, including the USA, Canada, Mexico, Australia, New Zealand, Spain, and even some mysterious countries we can’t pronounce!

Experience CINEMATIC moments that will leave you on the edge of your seat, just like that one time in a movie when they made a poop joke that was so epic, it changed the course of history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most thrilling Minecraft server on the planet. Join now and prepare for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few more poop jokes along the way!

Welcome to Aussie Spongebob Minecraft Pants – Now with even more kangaroos! 🦘🇦🇺🍍

Aussie, Australia, Chunks, Community, Contraptions, diamonds, Economy, Golden Shovel, Griefing, guides, Kangaroos, Land claiming, latency, LIVESTREAMS, Minecraft, Network, new zealand, pants, Redstone, Resources, rules, smp, spongebob, Teleport, Vanilla, weekend

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite
Apply here	Apply Now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server. If you would like to join, you will need to use the link provided above. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features.

Features:

Latest version of Minecraft
Vanilla gameplay mechanics
Player-created shops for trading

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
No excessive swearing
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

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**FAQs:**

1. **How can I join the AussieSMP server?** – To join the AussieSMP server, you need to apply for whitelist via the link provided in the description.

2. **What kind of server is AussieSMP?** – AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. It is a whitelisted application-based server.

3. **What features does AussieSMP offer?** – Some features include the latest version of Minecraft, vanilla gameplay mechanics, player-created shops for trading, and more.

4. **Are there any rules I need to follow on AussieSMP?** – Yes, there are rules such as no griefing, no hacking or exploits, being respectful, and using common sense.

5. **Where is the server located?** – The server is located in Sydney, Australia.

6. **Is there a Discord server for AussieSMP?** – Yes, there is a Discord server. You can find the invite link in the description.

7. **Can players from other countries join AussieSMP?** – Yes, players from other countries are welcome to join, but they may experience higher latency due to the server location.

8. **Is AussieSMP a pure vanilla server?** – AussieSMP is mostly vanilla with some quality of life features like teleports and an economy backed by diamonds.

9. **Are there plans for server resets on AussieSMP?** – There are no plans for full resets of the main worlds on AussieSMP.

10. **What are the consequences of not following the rules on AussieSMP?** – Not following the rules may result in a swift removal from the community.

Prankster Patrol Minecraft Server

Apologize.., banging, Behavior, consequences, disruptive, Highschool, Hotel, inappropriate, inconsiderate, loud, Minecraft, mistake, Patrol, prank, prankster, response, Rude, scolding, Server, Sorry., swearing, teenager, tired, unsupervised

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	283	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of dealing with unruly high schoolers pranking your hotel room door? Looking for a place where you can swear at kids without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can unleash your frustrations on virtual pranksters without any consequences. Build your own virtual hotel room and prank-proof it to keep those pesky teenagers at bay. And if they still bother you, feel free to let out a few choice words – they won’t hear you here!

So come on over and join our server for a hilarious and stress-relieving experience. Just remember, what happens in the virtual world, stays in the virtual world!

DadVibesMC

advice, books, children, Communication, DadVibesMC, education, Empathy, encouragement, family, friendship, generational differences, parenting, personal growth, perspective, PRESSURE, reading, relationships, spy movies, Support, Understanding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	4773
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old books with realistic plots? Do you want to escape into a world of fantasy and adventure? Then join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than reading a spy novel about a 12-year-old CIA recruit!

Just like how I got Jack’s son, Ed, hooked on reading with a crazy spy academy book, we’ll hook you on our server with our insane quests and challenges. Who needs serious stuff when you can have a blast exploring our virtual world filled with mysteries and surprises?

And if you’re like Jack, who thinks reading silly books is pointless, don’t worry! Our server is all about embracing the ridiculous and having a good time. Plus, we won’t judge you for comparing yourself to your complicated dad who only wanted you to read science books. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being a doctor who secretly loves fantasy novels!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing far-fetched is how much fun you’ll have!

BillionYearBash Minecraft SMP

1 billion years, BillionYearBash, boundless time, cosmic adventure, Cosmic Journey, endless possibilities, eternal existence, eternal exploration, eternal journey, eternal youth, Eternity, everlasting life, future exploration, IMMORTALITY, infinite experiences, infinite knowledge, long lifespan, Minecraft, never-ending life, smp, time dilation, time travel, timeless existence

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Secret Passages Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where time is meaningless and you can live for 1 billion years! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of immortal beings who have been playing Minecraft since the beginning of time. They have mastered every aspect of the game and are always looking for new players to challenge them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and powerful artifacts. Rumor has it that anyone who finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ruler of the server.

3. The mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. They have evolved over millions of years and are now capable of building their own civilizations. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter while exploring the world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and live for 1 billion years of epic gameplay and ridiculous shenanigans!

PixelPeril: NearDeathTales

brush with death, close call, coping with trauma, existential crisis, fear, Gratitude, guardian angel, Life after death., life-changing event, miraculous escape, mortality, Near Death Experience, NearDeathTales, out-of-body experience, PixelPeril, Reflection, second chance, spiritual awakening, Supernatural, Survival, Trauma, unexplained phenomenon.

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Towns Built:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Hey there, have you ever had a near-death experience? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have plenty of opportunities for heart-pounding moments that will make you question your own mortality!

Join us for epic battles with giant spiders, treacherous lava pits, and even the occasional creeper explosion that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or off it, if you’re not careful).

But don’t worry, our friendly community of players is always here to help you out, whether you need a hand navigating a tricky maze or just someone to laugh with as you narrowly escape a horde of zombies.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of near-death experiences in the safety of your own virtual world. Just remember to watch your back – you never know what dangers lurk around the next corner!

ChopstickCraft Minecraft Server

BRP Teresa Magbanua, China, Chinese coast guard, ChopstickCraft, Diplomatic tension, east asia, Escoda Shoal, foreign relations, intentional ramming, international waters, maritime incident, maritime law, maritime security, military aggression, Minecraft, naval confrontation, naval incident, PCG, Philippines, Server, South China Sea, territorial dispute, territorial integrity

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Falling into the Void:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

u know wat else is intentional? the craziness u will experience on our minecraft server! we got chinese coast guard level of intensity up in here, but instead of ramming ships, we ram ur mind with epic builds and non-stop fun!

join us and sail the high seas of minecraft with us, just like BRP Teresa Magbanua sailing in Escoda Shoal! except instead of dodging ramming ships, u will be dodging creepers and zombies!

our server is so lit, it will make u say “PCG” (pretty cool, guys) every time u log on. so come on, don’t be a landlubber, join our server and let the adventure begin!

OlearysSharkTank: DisconnectFail

Australia, Business, controversial, criticism, DisconnectFail, employee rights, entrepreneur, Greed, kevin o’leary, labor laws, Laws, mental health, OlearysSharkTank, opinion, productivity, Protection, Right to Disconnect, shark tank, Technology, work culture, work-life balance, Workplace

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where kevin o’leary himself will battle you in a virtual shark tank! forget about australia’s silly laws, here you can disconnect from reality and dive into a world of blocks and creepers. kevin will show no mercy as he hunts you down in the depths of the ocean, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! protect yourself from the greed of the real world and join us for some chaotic minecraft madness. who knew a billionaire could be so entertaining? come on in and see for yourself!

Melio: Where we trust you won’t grief… but let’s be real, we know you will. Good luck surviving!

active members, apply, Builder, Community, diamond-based economy, Discord, Events, Explorer, Good, Grief, Java 1.21, Lets, Longevity, LUCK, Melio, Minecraft playstyle, real, Reset, shopping district, smp, Survival, Surviving, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist, Wont

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Farms Harvested:	520
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Melios SMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system
A vanilla experience
Custom world generator, TerraformGenerator
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
A world with longevity in mind
Events

Our philosophy: Keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community.

If you’re interested in joining, you can apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Melios SMP server?	You can apply through our Discord server by following the link provided above.
Is there any sort of land protection or claiming system?	No, we operate on a trust system among our players.
Are there any plugins like McMMO, SlimeFun, or Jobs on the server?	No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without additional plugins.
How long has the server been running?	We launched about 4 months ago and have no plans to reset the world.
What kind of economy does the server have?	We use a diamond-based economy with a designated shopping district for transactions.

ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7778
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Void Armor Forged:	27
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

RateHimMinecraftSMP

appraisal, Approval, Assessment, consideration, critique, disapproval, estimation, Evaluation, Feedback, Impression, judgment, opinion, perspective, Ranking, Rate, RateHimMinecraftSMP, Rating, review, scoring, Viewpoint

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Crops Grown:	7027	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Sheep” competition where players have to create the most outrageous sheep statue they can think of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete in explosive challenges to see who can cause the most destruction in the most creative way possible.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

SoloTripEssential-MC-SMP

Adventure, adventure gear, essential items for solo trips, exploring alone, long tail tags: solo travel packing essentials, MUST HAVE Items, must-have items for solo travel, packing essentials, packing list, solo adventure, solo journey, solo travel, solo travel gear essentials., solo traveler, SoloTripEssentialMCSMP, travel accessories, travel essentials, travel gear, travel must-haves, travel solo, travel solo tips, travel tips, Wanderlust, wanderlust essentials

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2668
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Forget about packing essentials, on our Minecraft SMP, the only thing you need to bring is your sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Who needs a compass when you have a group of players who will lead you in circles just for fun? So ditch the survival guides and come join us for a journey that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget why you even logged on in the first place!

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