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  • Blockland Kiwi Diplomat Drama!

    Blockland Kiwi Diplomat Drama!

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    Welcome to the Illuminati Mineble II: The Trump-Dominium Conundrum

    Step forth, weary traveler, into a land where the very essence of history is like a block of sponge: saturated with confusion, historically unsound, and indefinably squishy. Here lies a realm birthed from the ashes of diplomatic squabbles, where a rogue faction of New Zealand’s finest has decided that asking questions is treason—and the only response to confusion is absurdity.


    🌪️ The Chaotic Diplomacy of Blocks and Biomes

    Unravel the Truth Behind the Turmoil:

    • Did you know? Every block in this world breathes the existential dread of unanswered questions. Here, the very soil is imbued with the echo of diplomats being fired for simply inviting historical inquiry. Feel the chaos in every swing of your pickaxe!

    • Coal is not just coal: It’s a metaphor for the opacity of political discourse! Mine it if you dare, but be warned—it’s rumored to be sentient.

    🔮 Features of the Server: The Unintended Abyss

    FeatureDescription
    Diplomatic Meltdown ModeExperience the thrill of watching alliances crumble like dirt when you question the history of the Great Minecraft War!
    Paradoxical PatriotismSwear fealty to the Block of Confusion: Enforce the ban on straightforward historical references!
    Endless Historical LoopsFall into a cyclical existence where every sunset leads to an ill-fated reenactment of events no one actually remembers.
    Trump’s Tower of TurmoilVisit the monument where logic goes to die, competing with whispers of “What did he even say about WWII?” for the top spot.

    Pirate Testimonials, or Something of the Sort

    • “I joined expecting to mine diamonds, but all I found was the bitter taste of misplaced historical context.” – Red-Beard85

    • “Confusion reigns supreme here! It’s like my pickaxe is a question mark and I’m just digging into existential dread!” – SpectacularSponge

    • “This server taught me the true meaning of mining my own business. Now I question everything—including breathing.” – PhilosophicalMinecraftNoob

    🚧 Secret Features: Unbelievably Dangerous

    • The Disappearing Biomes: Hop through dimensions that collapse every time someone asks a simple question about foreign affairs. Surprise! You’re back at spawn! Or are you?

    • Conspiracy Chests: Collect seemingly random items that, when put together, form rabbit holes of twisted Minecraft canon. Is that a block of quartz, or a piece of the Truth?

    ⚠️ Warnings from the Void

    Entering this server may cause sudden episodes of uncontrollable laughter, deep philosophical debates with fictional characters, and spontaneous combustions of historical ignorance. Some players have reported hearing the spirits of disgraced diplomats whispering terrible secrets through the Discord channels.


    Frequently Asked Questions (that won’t be answered):

    Q: Is history irrelevant in this realm? A: Exactly the kind of question that keeps diplomats up at night! Proceed with caution.

    Q: Why does it feel like there’s a sinister plot at hand? A: Why don’t you dig a little deeper and let us know when you find out?

    Q: Is there a way to win or escape? A: Winning is a construct; escape is a myth. Welcome to the forever game.


    🌌 Join Us in the Absurdity!

    Venture forth and embrace the thrill of unpredictability! Align with fellow seekers of chaos, and consort with the inexplicable wonders of our Diplomatic Minefield. Just remember: questioning reality has never been this blocky!

    Unravel the truths; alter the fabric of Minecraft history. Or don’t. Either way, you’re here now.

    The sever awaits your illogical entrance! 💎💥

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  • ShroomCraft: Alcohol Rehab Boost

    ShroomCraft: Alcohol Rehab Boost

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    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a better person but u just can’t stop drinkin’? well, we got the solution for u, bro! come join our minecraft server where we give u all the psilocybin u need to become a better version of urself!

    u wanna be happier? well, studies show that men who take psilocybin feel more positive emotions! so why not give it a try on our server? u can build ur own mushroom kingdom and feel all the good vibes, man!

    forget therapy, forget rehabs, just join our server and let the magic mushrooms do their thing! who needs alcohol when u got psilocybin, amirite? come on, join us and let’s trip our way to a better life together! 🍄🌈🍻

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  • Game of thrones MC

    Game of thrones MC

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    FeatureDescription
    Server typeGame of Thrones/Medieval SMP with mods
    MembersOver 15 members currently
    Mod PackAvailable for testing in Discord under #suggestions tab using Curse Forge

    FAQ

    1. Where can I join the Discord server?

    You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/USfYPthB

    2. What is the server IP?

    The server IP is 88.211.212.7:25565

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  • Hansa vs Kirei vs Ciel 1.20.6

    Hansa vs Kirei vs Ciel 1.20.6

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    Yo, bros and broettes, imagine a Minecraft server where you can settle the ultimate showdown between Hansa, Kirei, and Ciel. Like, who would win in a fight?

    Join our server to witness the epic battles between these three epic characters.

    Hansa with his mad skills, Kirei with his sneaky tactics, and Ciel with her badass attitude.

    It’s gonna be a total blast, so come on and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

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  • PreggoCraft: Suck It Up Server

    PreggoCraft: Suck It Up Server

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    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and sharing the load! Join us for some crazy adventures and hilarious drama that will make your blocky world spin!

    🤰 Need a break from dangerous lab duties during pregnancy? No problem! Our server has got your back, even if your team mate is a total drama llama. Watch out for those pesky chemicals and don’t forget to suck it up like a pro!

    👶 Who needs cover when you’ve got a team of Minecraft pros ready to mop up the mess? Join us for some epic battles and epic baby-making stories that will leave you in stitches. Just remember, never mess with a pregnant Minecrafter on a mission!

    💪 Take on extra responsibilities, climb the pay grades, and show that drama queen who’s boss! With no recompense and plenty of sass, you’ll be the talk of the server in no time. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLs, because this Minecraft server is where the real fun begins! 😂✨🎮

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  • NotYourMinecraftSMPGirl

    NotYourMinecraftSMPGirl

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    OMG you guys, like, totally join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the most fire mixtape playing 24/7 in the background while you build your pixelated masterpieces. And get this, our admins are actually trained monkeys who will throw bananas at griefers to keep them in line. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be discovered. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and shenanigans that go down in this server. So come join us and let’s create some epic memes together! #BananaAdmins #PixelatedMixtape #DiamondsAreAGriefer’sBestFriend 🍌🔥💎🤪

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  • Blocky Love Adventures

    Blocky Love Adventures

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest movie you’ve ever seen! Imagine a world where creepers twerk, zombies breakdance, and skeletons do the cha-cha! Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “That was better than my sex life…which is like a mix between Fifty Shades of Grey and The Exorcist!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

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  • CraftyVenezuela Minecraft Server

    CraftyVenezuela Minecraft Server

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    yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the macarena. we got a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, but you gotta defeat the evil llama king to get access.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? it’s a blast! literally.

    plus, every new player gets a pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. trust me, it’s hilarious.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and maybe you’ll be the one to capture the elusive opposition candidate and claim that sweet $100,000 reward from Venezuela. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.

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  • SyrianCraft: Homecoming Edition

    SyrianCraft: Homecoming Edition

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    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S MORE LIT THAN A SYRIAN REFUGEE RETURNING HOME AFTER THE FALL OF ASSAD! WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A REVOLUTION, MORE FUN THAN A REBELLION! COME BUILD UR DREAM CASTLE AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS LIKE THEY’RE DICTATORS TRYNA TAKE OVER UR LAND! JOIN US AND BE A HERO LIKE THOSE SYRIANS GOING BACK TO THEIR HOMELAND, BUT WITH LESS DRAMA AND MORE BLOCKS! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME!

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  • Salmon Puberty Party!

    Salmon Puberty Party!

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    So, like, this server is like the salmon of the Minecraft world, bro. We got genes that control when you hit puberty in the game, like, how crazy is that? Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for that puberty gene to kick in and level up your Minecraft life cycle skills. Who knew salmon could be so influential in the virtual world, amirite? Come swim with us and see how this gene can change your Minecraft survival game forever!

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  • VoidAnarchy

    VoidAnarchy

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server NameVoidAnarchy [anarchy]
    Server TypeFree-build, Anarchy
    Version1.21.3
    IP Addressvoidanarchy.com
    HardwareDedicated Ryzen 9, 64 GB RAM
    DiscordJoin Here

    FAQ

    Why should I join VoidAnarchy?

    VoidAnarchy is a free-build, anarchy server where you can do almost anything you want. There are minimal rules, allowing for maximum creativity and chaos.

    What are some key features of VoidAnarchy?

    • /mute, /tpa, /homes, /dupe, /claim commands for quality-of-life gameplay
    • Rewards based on playtime
    • Hacks and client mods are allowed
    • Minimal rules – just don’t crash/lag/attack the server
    • Two worlds to explore – Overworld and Void World
    • True anarchy vibes with no staff interference
    • Stable server environment with minimal lag
    • Community-driven updates

    Can I use hacks and client mods on VoidAnarchy?

    Yes, hacks and client mods are allowed on VoidAnarchy. Feel free to glitch, hack, swear, and be rude – just don’t do anything blatantly illegal.

    What is the difference between the Overworld and Void World?

    The Overworld offers traditional survival experiences, exploration, and vanilla building. The Void World is completely empty, allowing for massive sky builds, creative anarchy, or personal fortresses in the sky.

    How can I join the VoidAnarchy server?

    You can connect to voidanarchy.com using Minecraft version 1.21.3 and join the Discord server for more information and community interaction.

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