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UkrainianDroneFundsNYT

Surveillance technology, arms race, government support, UkrainianDroneFundsNYT, political controversy

come join our epic minecraft server where we have drones flying around like bees on crack thanks to biden and his secret ukraine funding! watch out for the drone strikes while you mine for diamonds, it’s a real thrill! plus, our villagers are all trained spies who will trade you top secret intel for emeralds. but be careful, they might double cross you and steal your enchanted armor! join now for a wild ride that even the new york times can’t keep up with!

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Sam’s Rogan Minecraft Server

Rogan, Minecraft, ivy league, discussion, intellectual

Are you tired of boring old podcasts where people actually talk about serious stuff? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the LOLs and craziness you can handle!

Join us and escape the madness of the real world where Sam Harris is going after Trump and Joe Rogan. Instead, come hang out with us where we have epic battles with giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks!

Who needs the New York Times and Wall Street Journal when you can get all the information you need from a group of crazy Minecraft players? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

trump, Prison, pedophile, gtTrump, ivanka trump

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

New York Times, book review, reading, top books, book critics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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CraftyHostage Minecraft Server

palestine, political tension, extremist group, gaza, New York Times

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Hamas is getting in on the action! That’s right, they’re piling on new demands for a ceasefire deal, but don’t worry, we got this under control. Plus, there’s hostage threats for extra drama! Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the hero who saves the day! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

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chicken smp

Custom Mobs, Towny, Active players, Balanced Economy, Cracked

Active players/Staff daily

135.181.112.253:25560

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Welcome to BudderCraft! Where cheaters never prosper and toxicity is buttered away! Join us for Survival, Creative Plots, Skyblock & more!

skill level, BudderCraft, Economy, Specified mods, policy

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	BudderCraft
Features	Variety of feature-rich modes, strict prevention of cheating, friendly community
IP Address	play.buddercraft.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any banned mods on the server?	Mods like Badlion Client with specified allowed mods are permitted, but all other mods are prohibited.
Is joining the Discord server required?	While not required, it is highly recommended for updates, feedback, and server info.
What happens if I’m caught cheating on the server?	Any form of cheating will result in a permanent ban with no exceptions.
Are large scale farms allowed on the server?	No, large scale farms are strictly prohibited as they can ruin the economy and strategy of certain modes.
How often does the server update to the latest version?	The server always runs on the latest version, but updates may take a week or two after a new version releases.

GoatCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – “Look at this goat!”

viral goat, goat behavior, Livestock, funny, domesticated

Are you tired of boring old sheep in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have GOATS! That’s right, adorable little goats bouncing around and causing chaos everywhere they go. Join us for the chance to ride a goat into battle or even start a goat farm to rule the server with your fluffy army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You never know when you might stumble upon this epic rave and join in on the fun.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into our custom-built volcano dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous enemies. Can you make it out alive with the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, don’t forget to feed the goats!

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Crafty F*ckery: The Minecraft Server Where You Can Actually Get Laid

Laid, Fckery, Crafty, Intimacy, Vulnerability

Are you tired of struggling to find love in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your pixelated soulmate! Our players have reported falling head over heels for their blocky crushes and building pixelated castles together. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to help you find love in the most unexpected places? Join now and start crafting your love story today!

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Altimeria: Where Even the Noobs Can’t Resist the Crates and Daily Quests! Join Now and Rank up with Your Epic Skills!

Dungeons, Crates, PvP, Plugins, Events

Altimeria Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord server
What is Altimeria?	Altimeria is a Minecraft SMP server with custom features such as world generation, items, mobs, daily quests system, vote ranking system, crates, Dynmap, and more!
IP	mc.altimeria.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is Altimeria currently in open beta?	Yes, Altimeria is currently in open beta but will soon transition to a dark fantasy lore based theme server.
What custom features does Altimeria offer?	Altimeria offers custom world generation, items, mobs, daily quests system, vote ranking system, crates, Dynmap, and more!
How can I unlock perks on Altimeria?	You can unlock perks by simply voting for the server, which is free to do. Additionally, there are crates and a Beta Lootbox with custom armor set.
Where can I find more information about Altimeria?	For more information, join our Discord server and stay updated on the latest news and features!