Join us and escape the madness of the real world where Sam Harris is going after Trump and Joe Rogan. Instead, come hang out with us where we have epic battles with giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks!
Who needs the New York Times and Wall Street Journal when you can get all the information you need from a group of crazy Minecraft players? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!
But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.
So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?
Once you stepped foot into this virtual world, you were greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who led you on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. Along the way, you encountered talking creepers, dancing pigs, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wanted to join in on the fun.
But the real game-changer was when you stumbled upon a hidden village filled with quirky villagers who taught you the ancient art of llama whispering. With your newfound skills, you were able to ride into battle on the backs of your trusty llama steeds, conquering dungeons and slaying bosses with ease.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down (literally, thanks to the gravity-defying llamas), then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for a journey like no other!
Located in Chicago, USA
Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe
Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| [🧨] PvP and Griefing | Permitted. No land claims or land protection. |
| [💻] Stable Server Performance | |
| [🌎] No World Resets | Ever. Players can build without fear of a reset. |
| [🍪] Quality of Life Changes | Kill players to obtain their head, eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed. |
| [‼️] Anticheat | Unobtrusive but effective to maintain fair play. |
| [🚫] No Teleporting or Economy | No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just pure survival Minecraft. |
Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
No, there are no land claims or land protection plugins. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Yes, you can kill players to obtain their heads as a unique item.
No, there are no world resets on the server. Players can build with the assurance that their creations will not be lost.
No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server. It is pure survival Minecraft.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.
So why wait? Come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!
But beware, Willy Wonka isn’t the only one running the show here. Rumor has it that the anime version of Charlie Bucket is a master builder who can create entire cities out of chocolate blocks. And don’t even get us started on Violet Beauregarde – she’s been known to turn into a giant blueberry and roll around crushing unsuspecting players.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as sweet as a snozzberry and as crazy as a golden goose, come join us for a truly magical experience. Just be sure to watch out for the Everlasting Gobstopper – it’s been known to explode in your face if you’re not careful!
Imagine a world where turning down the heat on someone’s sausages is a crime punishable by laughter and playful banter. Our server is a place where you can joke about sausages and still come out with a smile on your face. Who knew cooking Italian sausages could lead to such hilarious moments?
So come on over and join us for a sausage-filled extravaganza. Whether you’re a seasoned chef or just learning to cook, there’s always room for more laughs and good times on our server. Who knows, you might even discover a new love for gray sausages and over-the-top reactions. See you there!