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GovAgentChinMinecraft

agent, bribery, Charged, Chinese government, Conspiracy, Corruption, criminal charges, Espionage, foreign influence, former aide, GovAgentChinMinecraft, government officials, investigation, law enforcement, legal case, national security, New York governors, political corruption, political scandal, Treason, united states

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have former aides to governors getting charged with being secret agents for the chinese government! like, who even knew that was a thing?! but on our server, anything is possible, even crazy political scandals! build your own secret base, trade with shady characters, and maybe even uncover some government secrets yourself! join now for the most scandalous minecraft experience ever!

DirtSquad SMP: WE ARE DIRT, WE ARE ALONE

addiction, afraid, alone, Alternative, Dirt, DirtSquad, emotional, Fake, fear, Insecurity, Introspective, Loneliness, Lyrics, Music, Over.., Rock, self reflection, self-doubt, smp, Sober, Ugly

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! We are a group of misfits who have come together to create the most insane and unpredictable server you’ve ever seen. Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! – Our server mascot is a dancing creeper named Bob who loves to break out into spontaneous dance parties. – We have a yearly event called “The Great Sheep Race” where players ride on sheep around a giant obstacle course while being chased by angry villagers. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on our server. – We have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant chickens who speak in Shakespearean English. To enter, you must recite a sonnet about poultry.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Join us and find out!

Blocky Ex’s Nudes Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, BETRAYAL, blocky, Closure, deleted pictures, Emotional Abuse, ex girlfriend, ex lovers, Ex-partners, Exs, hate, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, nudes, painful memories, past relationships, Revenge, self-care, Server, toxic relationship

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where griefers are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us and leave behind the exes who delete your pictures and the drama that comes with them. Build your own world where the only abusive behavior is from those pesky zombies trying to break down your door. Join us now and say goodbye to the haters, because on our server, the only thing getting deleted is that ugly cobblestone house you built when you first started playing.

Minecraft SMP: KhelifCraft – The Emanprodite Adventures

Adventures, arrested, Be Khelif, beat up, Ease, Emanprodite, Female fighters, games, goatfucking, gold medal, Growing, KhelifCraft, LGBT celebrity, liberal media, Minecraft, natural women, Olympic, opponent, Retirement, smear, smp, third-world country, West, worshipped celebrity

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can be anything you want, even a goatfucking emanprodite from a third world country like Khelif! Join us and show off your skills in PvP, building, and redstone contraptions.

We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!

After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!

SisSquabble Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, adulting, apartment living, budgeting issues, cohabitation problems, family dynamics, financial responsibilities, financial strain, financial stress, financial support, income verification, independence struggles, irresponsible behavior, lease agreements, living arrangements, Minecraft, roommate conflicts, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling support, SisSquabble

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of living with a lazy sister who can’t even pay her share of the bills? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds – everything your sister can’t provide in real life. Plus, there are no WiFi bills to argue about here, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can drive cars without worrying about teaching anyone how to drive, and you can build credit by crafting the most epic structures. And don’t even get us started on the cleanliness – our virtual world is spotless, thanks to our magical cleaning fairies.

With our lease never expiring, you’ll never have to deal with the stress of living with your sister again. Say goodbye to financial woes and hello to a world where you can thrive without the burden of taking care of someone else. Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

DreamCraft: Weird & Wacky Adventures

Adventures, BIZARRE, DreamCraft, dreams, Ethereal, FANTASY, hallucination, imagination, Inexplicable, Metaphysical, Mind, Mysterious, odd, OTHERWORLDLY, peculiar, Perception, Sleep, strange, subconscious, surreal, UNUSUAL, vision, Wacky, weird

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Have you ever dreamed of riding a flying pig while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride through dreamland where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Explore enchanted forests, build towering castles, and tame dragons as your loyal pets. Who needs reality when you can live out your wildest dreams in blocky pixel form? Join us now and let the dream adventures begin!

Strawberry Lemonade: Where Minecraft meets fruity chaos and dramatic storytelling!

adventurous spirits, bard, better combat, Bosses, Chaos, Civilian, Community, conquering vampire lord, Cosmetics, Create, deadly enemies, dragon-slaying wizard, dramatic, Dungeons, Fruity, ice and fire, lemonade, magical wonder, meets, Minecraft, Modded, moon beast, righteous vampire hunter, rp, storytelling, Strawberry, Vampires, Vampirism, weapons, werewolf

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Potions Brewed:	38
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Dragon Eggs Found:	617
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord Link	https://discord.com/invite/JZBY9zGSsQ
Server IP	66.59.211.247:25565 or strawlemon.minecraft.best

If you’re looking for fun then step right up, we have:

Hot Vampires
Dungeons Galore
Bosses to bully
Cosmetics so you can look cool af
Weapons that come with an OSHA warning
The ability to become a bard
Werewolves

We have a fun thriving community and just started a spawn for everyone to shop at! Come join and chat!

This server and modpack is custom built to create a sense of magical wonder, adventurous spirits, and deadly enemies. You can RP as whatever you’d like: a dragon-slaying wizard, a conquering vampire lord, a righteous vampire hunter, a civilian who bakes bread, a werewolf, etc.

We have Vampirism, Create, Ice and Fire, Better Combat, Simply Swords, Botania, Blood Magic, Occultism, Mowzie’s Mobs and 150+ more mods.

This server is Forge 1.20.1 only, open to everyone. Feel free to join and chat!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it has over 150 mods including Vampirism, Create, Ice and Fire, and more.
Can I RP as any character?	Yes, you can RP as any character you desire, from a wizard to a werewolf.
Is the server open to everyone?	Yes, the server is open to all players who enjoy fun and adventure.

SpiceOcean Minecraft Server

Cooking, Culinary, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural sensitivity, Cultural traditions, Diversity, ethnicity, flavor profiles, Food, food culture, global cuisine, international cuisine, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, oceans, Seasoning, seasoning techniques, Server, Spice, SpiceOcean, white people

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Void Gems Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of bland, unseasoned oceans in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have oceans so spicy that even white people can’t handle them! Dive into a world where every wave is seasoned to perfection and every fish is seasoned with a kick. Join us for a taste of adventure and flavor unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: Dumping-free Japan

bullrun, Buy, cryptocurrency, digital assets, dumping, Dumpingfree, Economy, finance, Investment, Japan, market, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, OMG, price movement, smp, stock market, stocks, STOP, Trading, trading signals, trading strategy

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, listen up, fam! This Minecraft SMP is so lit, even Japan stopped dumping for a day just to check it out! That’s right, the whole country was like, “Hold up, we gotta get in on this bullrun, buy buy buy!” 🚀🚀🚀

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are our financial advisors, the zombies are our hype men, and the skeletons are our bodyguards (because let’s face it, they got mad aim). 💰💰💰

We’ve got insane stories like the time a player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, or when someone accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs for days! 🍰🎢

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether portal on fire, then come join us and let’s make some diamond dreams come true! 💎💎💎

GenZCraft: Raising Blockheads

Blockheads, community support, Diversity, eco-friendly parenting, education, future generations, gen z, Gender Roles, GenZCraft, inclusion, mental health, millennial parents, mindfulness, modern parenting, parenting, progressive parenting, Raising, raising kids, screen time limits, self-care, social media, Technology, work-life balance

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the parenting department! Join us and learn all about the wild and wacky ways Gen Z is raising their Minecraft kids.

On our server, you’ll find parents teaching their Minecraft offspring how to build epic structures out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Forget about traditional parenting methods like timeouts and lectures, our players are all about teaching their kids valuable life skills through the power of pixelated blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “Baby Creeper Daycare” where players can drop off their explosive little ones for some much-needed R&R. Watch as these adorable baby creepers play with each other and learn valuable social skills in a safe and controlled environment.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the future of parenting in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it out there.

MineCraftyExecutionz2024

Amnesty International, Capital Punishment, civil liberties, controversial issues, crime, death penalty, executions, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, iran, Iran news, judicial system, justice system, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, MineCraftyExecutionz2024, Political unrest, punishment, united nations

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	1
New Chunks Explored:	457722	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we execute over 300 mobs in the first seven minutes of playing, 49 in July alone! It’s a massacre of fun and chaos, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else! Join now for a killer time!