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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 1885 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6927 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2226 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our epic SMP server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdance while juggling diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons break it down on the dance floor. It’s lit, fam.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!
