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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7928	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Zombie Dances:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	273	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Potions Brewed:	168
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Buildings Constructed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Animals Bred:	176
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	2617
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Potions Brewed:	38	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!