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Toilet Time Minecraft Server

bathroom humor, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, emergency, evacuation, funny, Houthi rockets, humor, India, lmfao, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new toilets, pajeets, Protection, rocket attacks, Safety, Server, Shelters, Time, TOILET, toilet humor, War

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing falling from the sky are diamonds and not Houthi rockets! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and laugh at the pajeets trying to use their toilets as shelters (seriously, who does that?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a dance party like no other and earn special llama-themed rewards.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the pajeets and their toilet shelters in the dust!

DadCraft: Follow the Rules or Find a New Home

aita, caring for health, childhood incident, choosing spouse, DadCraft, disability application, Divorce, Doctor, family, Father, fear, Find, follow, Guns, health issues, home, Legal, living situation, Marriage, non-negotiable, Property, REGISTERED, rules, safety precautions, Trauma

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Star Shards Collected:	284	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5038	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this story of a son caught between his wife and his gun-toting father.

Explore our server and build your own virtual 3 bedroom house, just like the one in the story. Will you invite your father to move in with you, or will you stick to virtual solo living to avoid the drama?

Experience the thrill of navigating tricky family dynamics, just like in this tale of a wife terrified of guns and a father refusing to give up his beloved revolver. Will you choose to support your spouse or stand by your gun-loving dad?

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories, all waiting for you on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drama and excitement you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to join us today!

ScamBustersCraft

call center operations, consumer protection, criminal activity, Criminal Investigations, cybercrime, enforcement actions, financial fraud, fraud prevention, government intervention., illegal practices, Indian government, law enforcement, legal consequences, phone scams, Public Safety, regulatory compliance, scam call centers, ScamBustersCraft, technology misuse, telecommunication regulations, telephone scams

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Star Shards Collected:	271
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of getting scam calls from “Microsoft technicians” claiming your computer has a virus? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky scammers! Join us and experience a world where scam call centers are actually run by creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Fight off hoards of zombies pretending to be IRS agents demanding payment in emeralds! And watch out for those pesky skeletons posing as Nigerian princes promising you riches beyond your wildest dreams! So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to scam calls forever!

NukeCraft Server: ZapOut Blackout!

blackout, crisis management., critical infrastructure, Electricity Supply, emergency situation, energy crisis, energy grid, european union, geopolitical tensions, international relations, national security, nuclear energy, Nuclear Plant, nuclear safety, nukecraft, power outage, Russian attack, Server, SUBSTATION, Ukraine, war conflict, Zaporizhzhia, ZapOut

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ores Mined:	1689
Animals Bred:	121	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a nuclear apocalypse in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant is on the verge of blackout after a Russian attack on the substation.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our insane survival challenges. Can you build a shelter strong enough to withstand the radiation? Can you scavenge enough resources to keep yourself alive in this post-apocalyptic world? Can you outsmart the Russian attackers and save the day?

Join us now for a wild ride filled with explosions, radiation, and epic battles. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a nuclear apocalypse adventure? Let’s goooooo!

MissileMadnessMC

aggression, Conflict, current events, Defense, escalation, international relations, Invasion, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, MissileMadnessMC, News, Politics, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, Tension, threat, US, War

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

lmao u gotta join our Minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than Iran vs Israel and Israel vs Lebanon combined 😂 like, we got creepers exploding everywhere and zombies trying to take over the world 🧟‍♂️ plus, our diamond mines are so lit, you’ll be blinging like a boss 💎 join us now and let’s show those countries how real wars are fought in the virtual world 🎮 #minecraftforlife #creeperexplosionparty

UnityCraft – Fight, Build, Unite!

aggressors, Attack, Behavior, BUILD, celebration, Country, Cultural, cultural unity, derogatory posts, ENGAGEMENT, Fight, Major, national, national unity, online engagement, Posts, social media, social media behavior, study, unite, Unity, UnityCraft, Wartime

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Dragons Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ores Mined:	2512

join dis epic minecraft server where we fight off evil mobs like they are aggressors in a war! we celebrate national unity by building giant monuments and cultural landmarks that will make you go “woah dude, that’s epic!” come join us and be part of the most engaging online community where we spread positivity and love like a creeper explosion of happiness. so grab your pickaxe and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, Girls, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Only, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, tags

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Votes:	3951
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

e946.vanillaboxmc.ru

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, BROKEN, cant post, error message, forum, forum bug, help needed, Minecraft, posting issue, Server, technical issue, Troubleshooting, website problem

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

2021, 40k EOY, comedy, Down-tober, end of year, Entertainment, forecast, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, October, prediction, satire, smp, social media, trending, uptober, viral

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Magic Items Found:	7339
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

ManCaveCraft

adulting, childish behavior, Development, emotional intelligence, growing up, immaturity, man child, ManCaveCraft, Maturity, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-realization

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Crops Grown:	6891
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

2022, chancellor, Communication, dialogue, Diplomacy, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, first contact, foreign affairs, germany, international relations, Minecraft, official conversation, phone call, political leaders, president, putin, PutinCalls2022, russia, Scholz, Server, summit, world leaders

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6284	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!