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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 6979 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 496 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
so, like, imagine if you could control your brain with magnets, like some sorta superhero power, right? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form! join us and you can switch on and off neurons in your brain just by waving a magnet around, no need for any fancy implants or surgeries!
we got scientists working round the clock to make sure your brain is in tip-top shape while you’re playing, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any pesky brain fog getting in the way.
plus, rumor has it that some players have used our brain-controlling technology to cure their depression, lose weight, and even get rid of chronic pain! who needs a doctor when you’ve got a magnet and a minecraft server, amirite?
so come on down to our server and join the brainwave revolution! who knows what crazy things you’ll be able to do once you’ve got control of your noggin with just a flick of a magnet. it’s like magic, but better!
