but wait, there’s more! we also have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in perfect english? yeah, they’re like, the coolest dudes ever.
so, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience things you never even dreamed of, then come join our server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure where you can explore the wonders of CO2 cryotherapy and Kushen gel while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like, totally mind-blowing and stuff. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds, or battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks!!
our community is full of friendly players who will help you build the biggest, most epic castle you’ve ever seen!!! and don’t worry about losing your stuff, because the birds will remember where you left it and help you find it again!!!
so come join us on our server and experience the wild world of minecraft like never before!!! who knew birds could be so helpful in a video game?!?!
imagine dis: u spawn in dis crazy world where u gotta fight off zombies, creepers, and all sorts of baddies. but don’t worry, cuz u got ur trusty sword and armor to protect u. oh, and did i mention u can ride on dragons and unicorns? yea, dat’s right, u heard me.
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| PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP! |
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| Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities. |
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| Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250. |
| Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare. |
| Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams. |
| Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles. |
| Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers. |
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| https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms |
| Server IP: |
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| europa.cheesehosting.net:34003 |
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| Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours. |
| Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare. |
| Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams. |
| Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles. |
Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.
And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.
Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?
We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!
Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.
So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).
🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!
Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.
At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.
| Custom Armor Statues | Personalize your builds with custom armor stands. |
| Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads | Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads. |
| Anti-Grief Measures | Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features. |
| Multiplayer Sleep | Avoid waiting out the night alone. |
| Shopping District | Enjoy community-driven shopping district. |
| 10k World Border | Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary. |
| Squaremap | The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser. |
| Map Resets | Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!) |
| Simple Voice Chat | Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod. |
| Player Head Drops | Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops. |
We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.
Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.
We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.
| Platform: | Java Edition on PaperMC |
| Location: | Europe |
| Current Version: | 1.21.1 |
Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!
For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨
Join the Adventure Today!
Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.
If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!