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CraftySeizureSavers

Adults, at-risk adults, at-risk individuals, blood pressure drugs, blood pressure medication, blood pressure treatment, CraftySeizureSavers, epilepsy, epilepsy prevention, epilepsy prevention methods, epilepsy risk, findings, health, health news, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, new study, Prevention, research, risk reduction, study

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of havin epilepsy? well do we have the solution for u! join our minecraft server and ur epilepsy risk drops up to 30%! how u ask? well, our server is so lit that it cures all ur problems, even epilepsy!

we did a study and found out that playin on our server while takin blood pressure drugs can prevent epilepsy in at-risk adults! it’s like magic, but better cuz it’s real! so come join us and say goodbye to epilepsy forever!

further research is needed, but who needs research when u have our minecraft server? join now and start livin ur best life without epilepsy holdin u back! it’s gonna be epic, trust us!

PorkyViralFun: SpermCraft

animal to human transmission, culture, hepatitis E virus, HEV, human health, Infectious Disease, liver cells, male infertility, Medical research, new study, pig sperm cells, Pigs, PorkyViralFun, public health, reproductive health, researchers, sexually transmitted, Sperm, SpermCraft, viral infection, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Meteorites Collected:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	30

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, totally out of this world, man. you gotta join because, get this, we have pigs with hepatitis E virus that are shooting out infected sperm cells everywhere. it’s like a wild party in the pig pen, dude. and get this, the virus might make you infertile, but who cares when you’re having so much fun in this crazy server, amirite? come join the madness and see if you can survive the sperm-infected pig apocalypse. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

BipolarBrainBiasCraft

bipolar disorder, BipolarBrainBiasCraft, brain activity, brain function, brain regions, brain response, cognitive neuroscience, emotional regulation, mental health, mental health research., mental illness, mood disorders, neuroimaging, neuroscience, new study, Pleasure, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric research, psychiatric treatment, vicious cycle, Yale researchers

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4075
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

so like, this server is like the yale of minecraft servers, bro. we got researchers studying the brain regions that make you feel all the pleasure when you play minecraft. like, they found out that if you join this server, you’ll be stuck in a ‘vicious cycle’ of fun and excitement. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, man. come join us and experience the ultimate high of minecraft gaming. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

VaxCraft: Immune Boosted Fun!

Boosted, bypassing vaccine, CHILLS, COVID symptoms, Covid vaccine, Covid-19, Feeling unwell, Fever, Fun, headache, immune, immune response, infection, joint pain, lessen infection chances, muscle pain, Nausea, new study, pandemic, robust immune response, side effects, tiredness, vaccine concerns, vaccine hesitancy., VaxCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	35	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Emeralds Found:	1757

yo, dis server be like dat COVID vaccine but for yo Minecraft game! u join dis server, u gonna get hit wit side effects like tiredness (cuz u be playin all night), muscle and joint pain (from all dat hardcore mining), chills (cuz u be chillin in yo cool base), headache (from tryna figure out dem redstone contraptions), fever (cuz u be on fire in PvP), nausea (from all dem crazy builds), and feeling generally unwell (cuz u be addicted to dis server)! but don’t worry, it just mean yo immune system be gettin stronger and u gonna be less likely to catch dem creepers tryna blow up yo stuff! so come join dis wild ride of a server and experience da ultimate Minecraft adventure!

VeggieCraft: Live Long & Prosper

balanced diet, climate change, dairy consumption, environmental impact, food choices, health benefits, healthy diet, healthy eating habits, healthy lifestyle, Live, Long, Longevity, lower risk of premature death, meat consumption, minimally processed foods, new study, nutrition, plant based diet, plant foods, Prosper, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable diet, sustainable living, VeggieCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mines Excavated:	4874

come join our epic minecraft server where eating healthy food can literally save your life!!! like, seriously dude, this server is so lit that just by playing on it, you are extending your lifespan by like a million years or something. we got all the best plant foods for you to chow down on, plus a little bit of meat and dairy to keep things interesting.

imagine a world where you can build your dream house while also improving your health and saving the planet. sounds too good to be true, right? well, it’s not! on our server, you can do all that and more. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start living your best, healthiest life in minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it! #healthyliving #minecraftgoals #savetheplanet

CraftyNameMatch

career choices, chance, Consistency, CraftyNameMatch, dataset, DRAWN, effect, high similarity, initial letter, initial letter effect, name influence, names, naming patterns, new study, nominative determinism, Places, Professions, professions and names, professions and places, Similarity, study

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Zombie Dances:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.

and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.

and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.

so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.

BrainCraft: Detect Dementia Early

80% accuracy, 9 years before diagnosis, Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, brain health assessment, brain health monitoring, brain health screening, brain imaging, brain scan, braincraft, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, dementia detection, detect, Early, early diagnosis, early intervention, Medical research, neuroimaging, new study, noticeable symptoms, resting brain activity

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mines Excavated:	4160
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	210

yo, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! we got a 10-minute brain scan minigame where u can detect dementia before it even happens! like, u can see into the future and know if u gonna lose ur marbles in a few years. it’s like psychic powers but with pixels and blocks. join now and be ahead of the game, literally! dementia ain’t got nothin on u when u play on our server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Tanya’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Minecraft, Party, Server, Tanya Degurechaff, Tanya the Evil, Tanya the Evil age, Tanya the Evil anime, Tanya the Evil character development, Tanya the Evil escape, Tanya the Evil fan theories, Tanya the Evil fantasy, Tanya the Evil front, Tanya the Evil future, Tanya the Evil light novel, Tanya the Evil manga, Tanya the Evil marriage, Tanya the Evil military strategy, Tanya the Evil plot twists, Tanya the Evil relationships, Tanya the Evil Rerugen, Tanya the Evil speculation, Tanya the Evil war tactics, Tanyas

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the epic love story of Tanya and rerugen unfold before your very eyes! Will Tanya marry rerugen to escape the front when she is old enough? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! Join now for a chance to be a part of this wild storyline and maybe even become a wedding planner for the big day!

CraftyCadospammer’s SMP Adventure

Adventure, appreciation, board hero, board rescue, board rescue team, board savior, cadospammer, community support, CraftyCadospammers, Grateful, Gratitude, Kindness, online safety, SAVED, saved board, smp, spam defender, Spam prevention, spam protection, spam-free board, spammer alert, thank you, thankful

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	158811	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us and experience epic battles with giant chickens, go on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and even ride on flying pigs!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the infamous Cadospammer, a mysterious player who once saved the entire server from a horde of evil creepers by throwing nothing but potatoes at them!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the wackiest Minecraft SMP around!

PromoCraft: Family Drama Edition

Cancer, caregiving, control, destiny, Drama, Edition, family, forgiveness, Illness, leaving behind, love, moral dilemma, Need, opportunity, POLYGAMY, PromoCraft, Promotion, relationships, Resentment, sacrifice, self esteem, Selfishness

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Farms Harvested:	385	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your real-life drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! 🌟

🤣 Looking for a place to forget about your dad’s secret second marriage and your sister’s non-verbal autism? Look no further, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next! 🤣

🚀 Join us and leave behind all the stress of being a tech lead with a sick father and a demanding family. Here, the only thing you’ll be leading is your Minecraft character to victory! 🚀

🌈 Build your dream world, conquer epic quests, and make friends who won’t judge you for wanting to be selfish just this once. After all, in Minecraft, it’s all about YOU! 🌈

💥 So what are you waiting for? Leave your worries at the hospital lobby and join our server for a wild ride of fun, laughter, and pixelated adventures! 💥

(Note: This server is not responsible for any real-life problems you may encounter while playing Minecraft. Please play responsibly and remember to take breaks to care for your family, even if they’re not as cool as your virtual Minecraft family.)

StrangeSightingsMC SMP

BIZARRE, bizarre incident, eXtraordinary, extraordinary observation, odd, odd sighting, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar event, peculiar happening, peculiar occurrence, smp, strange, strange occurrence, strange phenomenon, StrangeSightingsMC, Uncanny, uncanny event, UNUSUAL, unusual experience, weird, weird occurrence

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9939
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the wackiest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!

BlockyScandalCraft

BlockyScandalCraft, Inappropriate Behavior, NSFW, school controversy, school drama, school gossip, school investigation, school misconduct, school rumors, school scandal, school scandal allegations, school scandal controversy, school scandal details, school scandal incident, school scandal investigation, school scandal news, school scandal report, school scandal rumors, school scandal story

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	291974	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old school scandals? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the craziest NSFW scandals you could ever imagine! Join us for scandalous tales of teachers getting caught playing Minecraft during class, students building inappropriate structures, and secret underground redstone clubs. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else! Join now for a scandalous good time!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Army, Conflict, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, eastern front, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Minecraft, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Syrskyi, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian front

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Russia moving troops like chess pieces, but instead of war it’s all about building and crafting! We got Syrskyi leading the charge and making sure everyone has a blast while playing. Who needs real life drama when you can join our server and create your own crazy stories with friends? Plus, we have a secret underground base in Kursk where you can hide from creepers and zombies while plotting your next epic build. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

GazaCraft: FreeQaidFromIDF

Captivity, crisis management., diplomatic negotiations, FreeQaidFromIDF, gaza, GazaCraft, Hostage, hostage rescue, hostage situation, idf, IDF operation, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military operation, Palestinian conflict, political tensions, Qaid Farhan Alkadi, rescues, security forces, successful rescue

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Farms Harvested:	678	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like saving hostages from gaza? then boy do we have the server for u! come join us and help the IDF rescue Qaid Farhan Alkadi from those pesky gaza captors. build ur own army of minecraft soldiers and take down the bad guys in epic battles. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not? join now and be a hero in the virtual world!

NoAggroCraft

aggression, Analysis, Behavior, cause and effect, correlation, Debunked, effects, Empathy, findings, Gaming, Impact, influence, Myth, NoAggroCraft, participants, Psychology, research, Results, study, video game violence, violent video games

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	195

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we prove that playing violent video games doesn’t make you a psycho killer! We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! Plus, our diamond ore drops are so rare, they make unicorns jealous. Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle and defeat the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Imperios: Where Villagers Vote, The Ender Dragon Rules, Enchanting Gets Funky, And War Is Just A Click Away!

Active support, beginner kit, Buildings, Click, CrazyEnchants, Discord, Discord Channels, Dragon.., Enchanting, Ender, Essentials, Facebook Page, Funky, Geopolitical resources, Government, Griefprevention, Imperios, in game, income, Ip:, Laws, new players, Plugins, Ranks, resources camp, rules, Silkspawner, smp, Starter information, villagers, Vote, War

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to Join	1. Join the discord and ask for whitelist. 2. Read the message in #info-new-players for the ip and starter information. 3. A staffer will guide you, give you a beginner kit, and you can start playing!
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I create my own nation?	You can create your own nation with your own form of government, laws, and ranks when you join the server.
Can I join a nation instead of creating my own?	Yes, you can also join a nation that has already been created by other players.
What are the resources camps in-game?	Resources camps are areas in the game that can be conquered and provide resources for the expansion of your nation.
How can I get started on the server?	Join the Discord server, ask for whitelist, and follow the instructions in the #info-new-players channel for the IP and starter information.

NinjaTrainMC Server

April 20 2005, BTFO, Commitment, commitment to excellence, daily routine, Dedication, dedication to craft, dedication to mastery., dedication to training, determination, discipline, Focus, hard work, Japan, Japanese culture, Martial Arts, NinjaTrainMC, perseverance, secret training, self improvement, Server, Training

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your responsibilities? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us as we embark on a mission to train in the ancient art of Minecraft warfare to finally BTFO Japan. That’s right, we’ve been secretly training since April 20, 2005 to take down our unsuspecting foes.

Every day, we chant “mai nichi, mai nichi, renshyou wo mashita” as we sharpen our skills and prepare for the ultimate showdown. Will you join us in our quest for domination? Or will you be left in the dust as we conquer the virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and ridiculousness that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!