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  • CraftySuicideRiskMC

    CraftySuicideRiskMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like semaglutide on steroids, but without the suicidal thoughts (hopefully). we got blocks that’ll make u feel like ur on top of the world, literally. climb to the highest peak and shout “I AM THE KING OF MINECRAFT!” and no one will judge u, except maybe that creeper sneaking up behind u. but don’t worry, we got ur back with our epic community of players who will fight off any mob that tries to mess with u. so come join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even Notch would be jealous.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BallotBoxBoredom

    BallotBoxBoredom

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where we have so many choices you’ll feel like you’re at the ballot box! we’ve got more options than a buffet at a fancy restaurant, so many that you’ll be rolling off your ballot like never before!

    you’ll be so overwhelmed by the sheer number of things to do on our server that you’ll forget how to spell your own name. but don’t worry, that’s just a side effect of the fun you’ll be having!

    join us and experience the thrill of choosing from a million different activities, from building giant statues of your favorite politicians to racing pigs through obstacle courses. we guarantee you’ll never be bored, or your money back (even though it’s free to play)!

    so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and get ready to roll off your ballot like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TrollCraft: AggroNarcissists Anonymous

    TrollCraft: AggroNarcissists Anonymous

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OF DIAMONDS AND LAVA!

    WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!

    AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!

    SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)

    New Minecraft Server
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  • RockSandCrafters

    RockSandCrafters

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got 80% artificial sand just like China! We crush rocks and leftover mining stuff to make sand for our builds, just like the Chinese geniuses.

    Join us and build the most epic structures with our artificial sand, no need to worry about mining for sand anymore. Plus, rumor has it that our artificial sand gives u superpowers in the game – like flying and shooting fireballs from ur hands.

    So come on over and experience the magic of artificial sand on our server. Who needs regular sand when u can have the power of Chinese innovation at ur fingertips? Join now and unleash ur inner builder!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EmpowermentCraft: RiseAboveSexism

    EmpowermentCraft: RiseAboveSexism

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical powers that can turn you into a powerful warrior! we have discovered that by playing on our server, women who feel powerless in real life can gain strength and confidence by defeating dragons and building amazing structures! our study shows that by embracing the power of minecraft, women can overcome feeling powerless and become the ultimate warriors in the virtual world! join us now and unleash your inner goddess on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MarshmallowMayhem

    MarshmallowMayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you know that test with the marshmallows where they see if you can resist eating it? Well, turns out it doesn’t mean squat about how you gonna turn out as an adult! Like, who knew, right?

    Anyway, come join our Minecraft server, where we don’t care if you can resist the marshmallow temptation or not. We just want you to build epic stuff and have a blast! Plus, we have a secret underground marshmallow farm where you can sneak a taste whenever you want. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

    Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual marshmallows and become the ultimate marshmallow master in the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CashCraft: Boosting Young Minds

    CashCraft: Boosting Young Minds

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, just mining away and building your epic castle, when suddenly, BAM! you get hit with an emergency cash payment from the government! like, how cool is that? not only do you get to upgrade your gear and buy all the diamond blocks you want, but you also get this insane boost to help you cope better through the pandemic.

    and get this, the study shows that young Australians with neurodiversity and mental health conditions who get these emergency cash payments are like, super mega ultra better off than those who don’t. so basically, joining this server is like winning the lottery, but instead of money, you get virtual riches and mental health support.

    so come on, what are you waiting for? join this epic minecraft server and let the emergency cash payments rain down on you like a shower of diamonds! who needs therapy when you have virtual riches, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MineFoMO: Avoid Burnout & Craft Happiness

    MineFoMO: Avoid Burnout & Craft Happiness

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN! LIKE, IF U AIN’T THERE, U GONNA BE SUPER SAD AND HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS AND STUFF.

    DIS SERVER IS DA CURE FOR INFORMATION OVERLOAD AND BURNOUT, LIKE U JUST PLAY MINECRAFT AND ALL UR PROBLEMS GO AWAY.

    JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT FOREVER, LIKE SERIOUSLY. U DON’T WANNA BE DA ONLY ONE MISSING OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN WE HAVE HERE. TRUST ME, U NEED DIS IN UR LIFE.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBroDefense

    BlockyBroDefense

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting wrecked by Covid-19 in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic server where testosterone is the key to survival! That’s right, pump up those muscles and get ready to fight off those pesky viruses like a boss!

    Our totally legit study shows that testosterone is like a shield against Covid-19 in Minecraft. It’s like having a superpower that reduces inflammation in your lungs and other organs. So why wait? Join now and become the ultimate Covid-19 warrior in the Minecraft world!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from Covid-19, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on a magical unicorn and battle evil zombies with a diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures waiting for you on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the testosterone-fueled madness that is our Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyCannaLand: No Rx Stim Boost

    CraftyCannaLand: No Rx Stim Boost

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up like a recreational cannabis party every day! no need for prescription stimulants cuz we’re too busy building epic castles and mining for diamonds. forget about that controversial link between cannabis and schizophrenia, we’re all about good vibes and pixelated adventures. our state-of-the-art recreational cannabis policies will have you crafting like a pro in no time. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
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