so, liek, u ever been playin’ minecraft and ur blood pressure just goes thru the roof? well, dis server is da solution, fam! we make sure ur arm is positioned perfectly so ur readings don’t lie to u. no more gettin’ stressed out over fake high blood pressure, join us and chillax while u mine and craft! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes ur character run super fast, like, lightning speed fast. so come join us and leave ur worries behind, cuz on dis server, we take care of u, one block at a time.
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Arm Positioning Fun Server
Arm, arm height, arm placement, arm positioning, blood pressure, blood pressure accuracy, blood pressure measurement, cardiovascular health, falsely high readings, Fun, health news, Health research, hypertension, lap level, medical findings, Medical research, medical study, millimeters of mercury, new study, participants, positioning, researchers, Server, side level
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Pixel Pudge Palace
abdominal body fat, BMI, body composition, Body Mass Index, Body roundness index, bri, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, fat distribution, health, health assessment, height, metabolic health, new study, obesity, obesity measurement, Palace, PIXEL, proportion of body fat, Pudge, risk prediction, visceral fat, waist circumference
haha bruh u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the BRI of servers, predicting ur risk of getting bored elsewhere! our blocks are so round and fat, they make ur heart go boom boom like a creeper explosion.we got crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit (don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions).
join us and let your BRI levels reach new heights, cuz on this server, the only cardiovascular disease you’ll be getting is from all the excitement!
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CrazyCraft: Social Dementia Defense
brain health, cognitive decline, crazycraft, Defense, dementia, dementia prevention, emotional health, emotional instability, emotional resilience., high neuroticism, mental health, Mental well-being, negative health outcomes, neuroticism, new study, personality trait, psychological trait, risk reduction, Social, social contact, Social Interaction, Stress Management, stress response
So, like, join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, if u have that neuroticism thingy, u can totally reduce ur risk of getting dementia by like, talking to people and stuff. like, how crazy is that? u can like, build ur own lil world and chat with peeps and be all social and stuff. who knew Minecraft could save ur brain, amirite? so like, join now and save urself from the dreaded dementia monster. u won’t regret it, dude.
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Ozempic Opioid Overdose Prevention Server
chronic pain management, clinical trials, diabetes medication, Drug Interactions, drug safety, health outcomes, Healthcare, lower risk, Medical research, new study, Opioid, opioid addiction, opioid overdose, overdose, overdose prevention, ozempic, Patients, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Prevention, public health, Server, study, treatment options
lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly u feel like u need a shot of insulin? well, this server got u covered! we got a new study that says if u play on our server, u have a 42%-68% lower risk of opioid overdose! who knew blocky pixels could save lives, amirite? so come join us and build ur way to better health while also crafting some sick builds. trust us, this server is the real deal.
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Origins of Plants & Paws
45 million years, challenging theories, distinct landmasses, Evolution, geographic origins, insects, interconnected, interconnected origins, landmasses, long-held theories, Mammals, new study, Origins, Paws, Plants, separate evolution, study
so liek, this server is liek the wildest ride in minecraft history, u wont believe the craziness that goes down here. we got plants, insects, and mammals all chillin together like one big happy family. who knew they were all bffs for over 45 million years, defying all the science stuff we thought we knew.join this server if u wanna see a tree and a bug have a dance party, or a lion and a butterfly play tag. it’s like a nature documentary on steroids, but in minecraft form. u won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!
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BlockyBurgerVirusRisky
BlockyBurgerVirusRisky, chronic conditions, comorbidities, COVID positive, Covid-19, exposure, health implications, immune system, infection risk, new study, obese individuals, obesity, pandemic, preventive measures, public health, research findings, respiratory illness, risk factor, severe symptoms, susceptibility, weight management
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties and the dankest memes around. why join? well, because if you don’t, you might get covid-19! according to a totally legit study, obese people are 34% more likely to get infected with the virus. but fear not, on our server, we have magical powers that protect you from all diseases, even the dreaded covid! so come on over and build some epic structures while staying safe from the rona. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our players. join now before it’s too late and the zombies take over!
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Cannabis Craze: Meds Mix-Up!
9 million, antidepressants, antipsychotic medications, benzodiazepines, Cannabis, CRAZE, Dip, Dispensing, INCREASE, insured patients., legalised cannabis, medical use, meds, mixup, new study, recreational use, tranquilisers, US statesso, like, this server is like the ultimate chill spot, man. we got all the green you need to relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. forget about those boring tranquilizers, we got the good stuff that will make you feel like you’re floating on a cloud.plus, we got some crazy adventures waiting for you. like, one time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores. it was like a dream come true, dude. and don’t even get me started on the time a giant zombie pigman invaded the server and started wreaking havoc. it was chaos, but also kinda hilarious.
so, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to think outside the box and have a good time, then you gotta join us. we’re all about having fun and making memories that will last a lifetime. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get crafting!
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BrainCraft Zebrafish Fun
brain development, brain function, braincraft, Cancer, chemical exposure, environmental toxins, forever chemicals, Fun, Genes, health risks, hormonal disorders, humans, liver damage, mechanism of action, neurodevelopment, new study, obesity, PFAS, public health, research findings, toxic chemicals, Zebrafish, zebrafish model
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!Join our server and you’ll be protected from those pesky PFAS “forever chemicals” that can mess you up in real life. We have magical protection spells that keep your liver safe, prevent obesity, and even make you immune to hormonal disorders and cancer. Plus, our server has been scientifically proven to enhance brain development and function. We even have zebrafish models to prove it!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has super rare genes that are only found in humans. That’s right, you’ll be playing Minecraft with genes that make you practically superhuman. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and level up your Minecraft game like never before!
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CBD Space Boosting THC
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LOL COME JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE CBD AND THC LOOK LIKE BESTIES! WE GOT A SPECIAL POTION THAT MAKES YOUR CHARACTER TRIP BALLS AND SEE UNICORNS EVERYWHERE!JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MINECRAFT MADNESS! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RAVE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS DANCE AND THE ZOMBIES DO THE MACARENA!
GET READY TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN AS YOU EXPLORE A WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT MUSHROOMS, TALKING ANIMALS, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE!
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MineCraftBeautism
attractiveness bias, beautism, beauty standards, belief system, body image, cultural ideals, IMPORTANCE, MineCraftBeautism, new study, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, physical beauty, self esteem, self worth, self-importance, self-perception, self-perception theory., social emphasis, social status, societal norms, societal valueshey u, ya u, r u tired of playin on boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well come join our server where only the most physically attractive players are allowed! that’s right, if u think ur hot stuff, then u belong here!we got beautism runnin wild on our server, where physical beauty is worshipped like a diamond block. if u think ur important and wanna show off ur social status, then this is the place for u. join now and be surrounded by other gorgeous players who will make u feel like the belle of the ball!
come on, don’t be shy! show off that pixelated beauty and join our server today. who knows, u might even find ur minecraft soulmate among our stunning community. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the beautism take over!
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GrossCraft: Vomit Symphony
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Are you tired of hearing the same old boring sounds in Minecraft like cows mooing and chickens clucking? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only sounds you’ll hear are farting creepers, burping zombies, and singing skeletons! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us for a truly unforgettable auditory experience – if you dare!
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BlockyBrits: No Go Zone
BlockyBrits, Covid-19, Do Not Travel, international travel, pandemic, Tables Turned, travel advisory, travel bans, Travel Bans UK, Travel Guidelines, travel news, travel regulations, travel restrictions, Travel Restrictions UK, travel safety, Travel Updates, uk, UK Travel Advisory, UK Travel Bans, UK Travel Restrictions, United Kingdom, Zonehey u, yes u, r u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, do i have a treat for u! come join our server where the tables are turned and now the UK is on the ‘do not travel’ list! why, u ask? well, because our server is so lit, so crazy, so wild that even the UK can’t handle it! we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and creepers throwing parties in your base! join us for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock, or maybe even a pet zombie that will do your bidding! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see why everyone is talking about our server!
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SpongepocalypseNZ
Biodiversity loss, climate change, conservation efforts, Coral Reefs, Devastating, ecological devastation, ecosystem collapse, environmental crisis, global impact, largest ever recorded, marine life, marine species, marine sponges, mass bleaching, natural disaster, New Zealand coastline, ocean conservation, over 50% killed, SpongepocalypseNZ, underwater habitats
Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more sponge than the entire ocean of New Zealand! We got over 50 million sponges for you to build with, but watch out for the evil sea creatures trying to bleach them all! It’s a battle for survival, with over 1000 kilometers of coastline to explore and conquer. Will you be the hero who saves the sponges or the villain who destroys them all? Join now and be part of the most devastating sponge war in Minecraft history!
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CraftyRoll Minecraft Server
CraftyRoll, long tail, Minecraft, Roll, Roll Thread, roll thread time, Server, tags, Thread, thread time, TimeAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
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TwilightZonePoppedOffMC-SMP
1960s, ANTHOLOGY, black and white, classic, cult favorite, DIMENSION, iconic, mind-bending, Mysterious, popped off, psychological thriller, Reboot, Revival, Rod Serling, Sci Fi, Supernatural, surreal, time travel, tv show, Twilight Zone, TwilightZonePoppedOffMCSMPAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the diamonds sing show tunes? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and anything is possible!Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and tame a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from the mysterious Herobrine who leaves cryptic messages in chat to the friendly witch who brews potions that turn you into a chicken for a day.
But beware, the server is also home to the dreaded Blocktopus, a giant squid made entirely of blocks who roams the ocean depths looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous creature and emerge victorious?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless possibilities!
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ExBlockMateNoTake
apartment sale, Controlling, Covid-19, Divorce, dream home, economic collapse, Estonia, ex wife, ExBlockMateNoTake, home loan, Home office, jealous, lawsuit, Marriage, mutual friends, red flags, renovation, rent free, savings, small town, SupportWelcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.
And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.
So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!
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BlockyVirginProTips
advice, BlockyVirginProTips, Communication, Confidence, consent, education, Expectations, Experience, first time, foreplay, Impression, Intimacy, Nervous, patience, Preparation, relationship, Relaxation, sex, Tips, Virgin
Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).
Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.
So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).
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SkyHighCityCraft
Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!
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CountryRejects Minecraft Server
CountryRejects, cultural norms, DATING, emotional struggles, feeling isolated, gender dynamics, in my country, Insecurity, like me, Loneliness, love life, Minecraft, no woman, Personal experiences, rejection, relationships, seeking connection, self esteem, self worth, Server, social acceptance, societal expectations, struggling with relationships
Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in virtual love! Our pixelated princesses are just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm. Who needs real-life romance when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you for a creep(er)? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!
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Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade
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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!