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ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ores Mined:	6062	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where biden has approved a new nuclear strategy that focuses on the threat of CHINA in the game!! we have nuclear weapons and explosions galore, watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal our nukes! team up with your friends to take down the chinese threat and become the ultimate minecraft warriors. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold for you to discover. join now for the most explosive minecraft experience of your life!

RegretfulGig Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Listen up, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on our server where the zombies do the cha-cha, the creepers throw a dance party, and the pigs ride around on flying pigs (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rap battle with players.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of rare items.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case, you might want to steer clear of our server.

Danganronpa General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	89
Gods Slained:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties at night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground village of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them for a relaxing session and unlock hidden llama powers to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs an elytra when you have magical carrots?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP

affordable, at home, Board Games, BrokeButLovingIt, budget-friendly, cooking together, Cozy, Creative, Date night, diy, Fun, inexpensive, INTIMATE, love, low budget, Minecraft, movie night, Picnic, quality time, relationships, Romantic, smp, Stargazing

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	968464	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy date nights in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us for some budget-friendly fun where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few cobblestones).

Our community is filled with players who know how to have a good time without breaking the bank. From building elaborate roller coasters out of dirt blocks to hosting underground dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for love, you’re in luck! We’ve had more Minecraft weddings than we can count, and rumor has it that our resident matchmaker is a creeper who’s never missed a shot with his bow and arrow.

So come on down to our SMP and see why we’re the hottest spot for budget-friendly fun in the Minecraft universe. Who needs expensive date nights when you can have a blast with us for free?

WeekCraft Warriors

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9421
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

On our Minecraft server, every day is a strong day of the week because our players are constantly lifting virtual blocks like they’re in a virtual CrossFit competition. Join us and you’ll feel the burn in your pixelated muscles as you mine, build, and battle your way to the top. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the world of blocks and creepers? Come flex your virtual muscles with us!

MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Buildings Constructed:	48	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude!

Eco Trash Bash

#sustainability, Bash, biodegradable, biodegradation, degradation, Eco, ecological impact, ecosystem, environmental conservation, environmental impacts, environmental research, Environmental Science, environmental sustainability, marine life, microbeads, microplastic pollution, microplastics, ocean pollution, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, Trash, waste management

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magic Items Found:	8888	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!

The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

Adventure, armor, Discord, equal opportunity, French, Grief Prevention, Hint, Land claiming, linux kernel, Minecraft, new world, pay to win, Performance, Pickaxe, player, Plugins, Sass, Server…But, Simply, smp, Survival, Thrive, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	181	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Love Letters Sent:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Are there any rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5710
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about!

CatCraftHideout

Accommodation, Affection, allergic, aloof, attention seeking, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cat allergy, CatCraftHideout, Communication, fake allergy, family, hives, Hosting, interview, Job, Jonathan, pet, relationship, roommate, sister

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of allergies, even the fake ones! Join us and experience the thrill of living with a virtual cat named Jonathan, who may or may not give you hives (spoiler alert: he won’t).

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their tolerance for aloof feline friends and deal with their human-like behavior. Jonathan will only show affection on his own terms, just like that one friend who only texts you when they need something.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even find yourself in a situation where your sister moves in with you without knowing about Jonathan’s existence. Will she break out in hives? Will she cry to her stepdad? The drama is real, folks.

So come on down to our server, where cats rule the roost and allergies are just a figment of your imagination. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5266	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more welcoming than a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more welcoming vibes than a village full of friendly villagers.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Yeah, that’s what we thought. See you in the game!