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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 9372 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4346 |
– Our president is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He may not have any political experience, but he sure knows how to build a mean roller coaster in Minecraft.
– We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. The only way to get in is by doing the chicken dance for 5 minutes straight.
– Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, we trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Gouda, brie, blue cheese – you name it, we’ve got it.
– Every month, we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole week. Just watch out for the fire breath.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say hello to your future president – he may not be the most conventional leader, but he sure knows how to have a good time in Minecraft!
