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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5590 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
1. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds… and also a pet dragon named Fluffy. 3. Our PvP battles are so intense that players have been known to spontaneously break out into interpretive dance mid-fight. 4. The server owner once rode a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen and emerged victorious, with a crown made of emeralds. 5. We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with loops and twists that will make your head spin faster than a shulker in a tornado.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, it’s not just a server, it’s a wild adventure waiting to happen.
