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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 6728 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?