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Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6220
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Towns Built:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	76	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Animals Bred:	73	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	295	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	913
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Void Gems Collected:	33	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1379	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!