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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 7165 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about traumatic birth experiences and annoying in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, not like when your daughter was stuck in your wife’s pelvis).
Our server is so fun, even your in-laws will want to join in on the action! Who needs family drama when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about family visits” policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive comments ruining your vibe.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with self-centered in-laws and traumatic NICU stays. Let’s game on!
Rocket 
