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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 4045 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
