HysteriaMC is a BRAND NEW NON-P2W Minecraft Server Releasing soon!
We’re a next generation Prison Server, with custom GUIs, Substances, Gangs, a Graveyard and so much more!
Right now, we’re only available for our Ranked Players whilst we go through our Closed Beta, to catch as many bugs as we can, and get the ball rolling! You can purchase any rank on our store and gain access.
Join our Discord for more information!
org.hysteriamc.xyz
1. Our director Masaki Watanabe once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick! True story, bro.
2. Series composition by Taku Kishimoto, who once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the Nether and back. It was lit, literally.
3. Character design by You Moriyama, who can make a creeper look like a cute little kitten. Don’t worry, it still explodes.
4. Animation production by TMS Entertainment, who once had a zombie apocalypse event where players had to fend off hordes of the undead while building a giant statue of Steve. It was chaos, but so much fun!
Scheduled for January 2025, this server is gonna blow your mind (and your blocks)! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin! 🤪🎮🔥
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. Want to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords? We got you covered.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to challenge players to a dance-off for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco cave where Steve and Alex throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, it’s the next big thing…and it’s pretty cool.
Our server is so epic that even Lenovo and Qualcomm are teaming up to create special CPUs just for us! That’s right, our server is so powerful, it needs its own elite processors to handle all the craziness that goes on.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. You’ll be building castles with your eyes closed and taming dragons like it’s nobody’s business.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
Only 5 days left until the most EPIC Minecraft server to ever grace the digital world is unleashed upon humanity! Are you ready to have your mind blown?
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbows made out of diamonds. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a fierce army of llama warriors who will protect you from any pesky griefers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical minecraft gods. Want a pet dragon of your own? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it done!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
Are you ready to embark on the most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer AWESOMENESS that awaits you!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a RARE diamond block that granted them UNLIMITED power. They became the ruler of the server and everyone bowed down to their MIGHTY reign.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLZ dungeon, where players can battle against hordes of DERPY mobs and claim GLORIOUS loot. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this dungeon and emerge victorious.
So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join our server now for a WILD ride that you’ll never forget!
– Do you want to ride a unicorn while battling a dragon in a disco party? Our server makes it possible! – Have you ever dreamed of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate? Only on our server! – Want to join a secret society of Minecraft players who communicate through telepathy? We got you covered! – Are you tired of boring old zombies and skeletons? On our server, you will face off against an army of dancing llamas and singing creepers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with dancing llamas and a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that whoever finds this cave will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s tallest water slide, where players can ride down on boats while dodging flaming arrows and dodging pesky skeletons. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Disco Enderman to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join us for Season 2 of our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigmen, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend virtual concerts performed by famous Minecraft DJs!
So what are you waiting for? Pre-order your spot on our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
