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Moon Chill Zone

atmospheric conditions, Chill, climate change, Covid-19, data analysis, Drop, effects, environmental impact, findings, Global, Lockdown, Lunar surface, Moon, pandemic, research, scientific study, Space, space exploration, study, surface temperature, Temperature Changes, Zone

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Farms Harvested:	498	Towns Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7730
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties on the moon!! 🌕🎉 our server is so poppin’ that even the moon’s surface temperature dropped cuz everyone was too busy partying with us 😂🚀 join now and experience the coolest (literally) minecraft server in the universe! plus, rumor has it that aliens love to play on our server too 👽🎮 don’t miss out on the intergalactic fun, join us today! #moonparty #minecraftmadness #alienapproved 🌌🌠

Evil Doctors Minecraft Server

alternative treatments, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, Evil, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, long term medication, Medical advice, Medical Ethics, medication, medication side effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, Minecraft, patient care, pharmaceuticals, psychiatric medication, Server, ssri

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Enchantments Applied:	220	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Votes:	958	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the wildest place ever. You go on there and the players are all doctors, but not just any doctors, they’re like, super smart doctors who know all about medications and stuff.

> And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you mention SSRIs, they’ll all start debating with you about how bad they are and why you shouldn’t take them. It’s like a battle of wits, but with medication instead of swords.

> And the best part is, if you can convince them that SSRIs are bad, they’ll give you special in-game perks or something. It’s like a quest within a quest, man. So if you’re looking for a server where you can argue with doctors about medication while building epic structures, this is the place for you. Join now and see if you can outsmart the smartest players around!

Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP

aew, Angry, Behavior, Community, controversy, criticism, emotions, Entertainment, fanbase, Fans, Frustration, Minecraft, Negativity, ONLINE, Opinions, passionate, reactions, smp, social media, Time, wrestling

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by angry AEW fans all the time? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a haven for AEW fans who just can’t seem to catch a break in the real world. Here, you can release all that pent-up anger by building giant statues of your favorite wrestlers and battling it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out in intense one-on-one battles for the chance to win rare in-game items. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even take on the server’s resident Ender Dragon in a death-defying boss fight.

So why waste your time being angry in the real world when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let loose in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities? Join now and let the fun begin!

BoomerCraft SMP

age gracefully, age-related changes, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, gray hair, growing old, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior moments, signs of aging, slowing down, smp, time passing, wisdom comes with age, wrinkles

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ores Mined:	5035

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mines Excavated:	3422	Void Armor Forged:	22

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Star Shards Collected:	236	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Potions Brewed:	33	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Emeralds Found:	8774	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Towns Built:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!