Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and party with Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.
Picture this – you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a battle royale with creepers, skeletons, and even a dragon or two. But don’t worry, because you’ll have a trusty army of llamas by your side to help you conquer all your enemies.
And that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas. Will you be brave enough to embark on a quest to find it?
But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs and dancing villagers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and become part of the most epic game of the tournament. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
We promise you won’t just be building blocks, you’ll be building trust issues and guilt trips too! Watch out for the “I want all the money” mini-game, where you have to navigate through arguments and legal battles to come out on top.
But don’t worry, we’ve got low-risk investment accounts and trusted colleagues to help you manage your virtual finances. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just take a monthly vacation in-game to relax and recharge.
So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to handle all the drama and money management skills of a real-life soap opera!
Join our server and embark on a quest to confess your love to your crush in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Build a giant statue of your crush out of blocks, write a love letter in pixel art, or even create a mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of embarrassing secrets to reach your crush’s heart.
And if that’s not enough, we have a special feature where you can send secret messages to your crush through in-game chat. Just imagine the look on their face when they log in and see your heartfelt (or slightly creepy) confession!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the love (and the hilarity) flow!
Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”
imagine zooming around on a motorcycle, dodging bullets and blowing stuff up with ur comrades. it’s like a mix of call of duty and mario kart, but in minecraft!
join now to experience the thrill of battle, the rush of adrenaline, and the satisfaction of being part of the most badass army in the world. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they were part of a motorcycle assault unit in the russian army? it’s like the ultimate bragging rights.
so what are u waiting for? join now and show the world that u have what it takes to be a true warrior on the front lines!
if u join now, u will be blessed by the great cheese god who will grant u the power to fly on a giant taco. u will also get a pet dragon that farts fireballs and a talking parrot that only speaks in puns.
but beware, there is a secret dungeon filled with evil llamas who will try to steal ur diamonds and turn them into socks. only the bravest of players can defeat them and claim the legendary sock sword as their prize.
so come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and lots of potatoes! who needs intuition when u have a potato telling u what to do?!
imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly ur surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. they start breakdancing and singing show tunes while u try to figure out where the heck u are. then, out of nowhere, a giant rainbow unicorn flies down from the sky and offers u a quest to find the mystical diamond pickaxe of destiny.
but wait, there’s more! as u venture through the land, u come across a village of talking chickens who challenge u to a dance-off. u bust out ur best flossing moves and impress the chickens so much that they make u their king. u now rule over a kingdom of feathered subjects who worship u as their dance god.
if that’s not enough to convince u to join this server, then how about this: every full moon, the entire world transforms into a giant disco party where u can boogie down with creepers and zombies until the sun rises. it’s like a rave in the land of blocks, and u don’t wanna miss out.
so come on, join us on this epic adventure of craziness and fun. who knows what wacky shenanigans u’ll get into next? just remember to bring ur dancing shoes and a sense of humor, cuz things are about to get wild on this minecraft server.
| Server IP | StraightUp.Minecraft.Best |
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| Location | Dallas, USA |
| About | Founded in April 2019, Straight Up is an anarchy server that provides a laid-back survival experience close to vanilla Minecraft. |
No, land claims or land protection is not permitted on Straight Up. PvP and griefing are allowed.
No, there are no world resets on Straight Up. The server has been around for a long time without world resets.
There are minor quality of life changes such as being able to obtain player heads by killing them and using cookies to prevent phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
Yes, there are unobtrusive but effective anti-cheat measures in place to ensure fair gameplay and maintain server performance.
No, there are no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home, and there are no economy plugins or factions. Straight Up aims to provide a vanilla survival experience without any alterations.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. You never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next.
And if you’re looking for some friendly competition, we have weekly build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. Who wouldn’t want that?
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, magic, and of course, Hermione-induced ball-emptying fun. You won’t regret it!