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PleasureCraftMC

enjoyment, everyday pleasures, Happiness, hidden delights, joy, little things, overlooked joys, overlooked pleasures, Pleasure, PleasureCraftMC, satisfaction, simple joys, simple pleasures, small joys, small pleasures, subtle joys, underappreciated joys, Underrated, underrated experiences, unexpected delights

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most underestimated pleasure of all time – mining for diamonds while riding a llama wearing a top hat! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic llamas in all of Minecraft land, and they are waiting for you to hop on their backs and embark on a wild adventure through our custom-built diamond mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine busting out some killer moves on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can ride llamas in top hats and party with Herobrine?

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Airport, Belarusian military, chinese military, CraftyCommies, Defense, International cooperation, joint exercise, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military maneuvers, Military operations, military tactics, military training, Minecraft, Practice, SECURITY, SEIZING, Server, strategic partnership, Troops, ukraine border

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where chinese and belarusian troops are training to take over airports near ukraine border!!! why you ask?? well, because we have the craziest pvp battles you’ll ever see in your life!! imagine fighting off soldiers while trying to build a house out of diamonds and obsidian!! it’s wild, it’s chaotic, it’s absolutely bonkers!! plus, our admins are actual secret agents who will guide you through missions and give you special weapons like enchanted pickaxes and exploding sheep!! so what are you waiting for?? join now and experience the madness for yourself!!

BlockBusters: The Great Server Crash

blockbusters, cloud services, crash, Crowdstrike, cyber attack, cyber security incident, cybersecurity, data breach, data recovery, global IT outage, Great, incident response, investigation, IT disruption, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, microsoft, network outage, network security, Server, software, system downtime, Technology

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Emeralds Found:	8670
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Players Killed by Monsters:	6482
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA TEA ON CROWDSTRIKE AND MICROSOFT GLOBAL IT OUTAGE! WE BE HACKIN’ AND SLASHIN’ OUR WAY THROUGH DA SERVER LIKE A BUNCH OF CRAZY CHICKENS! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS CROWDSTRIKE WHEN YOU GOT US?! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PlagiarCraft: AI Edition

ai, Algorithms, ap, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Copyright, creativity, data, digital transformation, Edition, Ethics, ethics in technology, innovation, intellectual property, machine learning, originality, PlagiarCraft, Plagiarism, programming, technological advancement, Technology

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	3302

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! We got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that sing Justin Bieber songs! Plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you just by looking at them!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers throw the wildest parties in town, with DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks and zombie dancers busting out their best moves. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava lakes and zombie hordes.

So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and shoots out cupcakes? Or a magical forest where the trees grow pizza slices instead of leaves? It’s a crazy world out there, but on this server, anything is possible.

So come on down and join the fun! Just watch out for the giant chicken that patrols the spawn point – he’s a real clucker!

TimeWarpCraft

Activity, brain function, brain perception, Cognitive science, experiences, internal clock, Output, passage of time, perception of time, Psychology, SPEED, time awareness, Time management, time passing, time perception, time perception effects, time perception experiments, time perception research, time perception studies, time perception theory, TimeWarpCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Dimension Hops:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Potions Brewed:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

so, liek, imagine this epic minecraft server where time is, liek, totally warped, man. u join and suddenly u feel like u been playin for hours but it’s only been, liek, 10 minutes. it’s, liek, time travel but in a blocky world, dude.

u gotta join this server cuz it’s gonna mess with ur brain in the best way possible. u’ll be buildin a house and suddenly it’s been a whole day in minecraft time but only an hour in real life. it’s, liek, time dilation but with creepers and pigs.

come join us on this mind-bending journey through the space-time continuum in minecraft. who needs a clock when u got this server messin with ur perception of time? it’s gonna be a trip, man.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Android, Anime, asset viewer, Battles, download links, English Twitter, Ios, Manga, Minecraft, mobage, multimedia franchise, PixelPals, previous stage, Re-Live, Revue Starlight, Sequel, Server, Shoujo Kageki Revue Starlight, stage girls, Stage Plays, Tier List, top star, twitter widget

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Emeralds Found:	9331
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	3503
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you ready to become the ultimate stage girl and reach the pinnacle of stardom? Join our Minecraft server inspired by Revue Starlight, where you can battle it out with other players to become the “top star” of the server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server. It’s a magical world where you can summon powerful assets to aid you in your quest for stardom. Need a boost in battle? Just summon a giant robot to crush your enemies!

And if you’re worried about not being prepared for the competition, fear not! We have a tier list to help you strategize and dominate the battlefield. Plus, our English Twitter account will keep you updated on all the latest server events and gossip.

So what are you waiting for? Download the game now and start your journey to stardom! And remember, watching the anime is a must before you can truly become the ultimate stage girl in our server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

LewdCraft Minecraft Server

Anime models, assets, Avatar Resources, ComboGestureExpressions, custom PCs, Furry, LewdCraft, lms, Male/boy model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OP template rentry., OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, Physbones tutorial, Poiyomi Pro, Race War, Real Ejaculate, Server, Speed Mating, Tech, tierlist, VCC, virtual reality, VRC Fury, Wholesome SPS configurator

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring Virtual Reality to life in the most lewd and outrageous way possible! Join us for some “Real Ejaculate” action and get ready for our special “Fat Bitches Edition” event!

Looking for some crazy avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models, tech finds, furry threads, and more! Want to spice up your avatars with some funny noises for penetrators/sockets or jiggling titties? We’ve got tutorials and resources for that too!

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Race War losing race gangrape session and Speed Mating™ – it’s gonna be a wild ride! So come on in and join the madness, because on our server, anything goes!

CraftyCreeperWorld

anxiety, authoritarianism, civil liberties, climate change, Corruption, CraftyCreeperWorld, economic collapse, environmental degradation, fear, global crisis, health crisis, INEQUALITY, Misinformation, natural disasters, pandemic, political instability, social unrest, technological threats, uncertainty, violence, War

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the chaos of reality by diving into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build your dream castle.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and sprinkles glitter everywhere. We have epic quests that will make you feel like a Minecraft superhero, battling evil mobs and saving villagers from certain doom. Plus, our community is so awesome that even the creepers want to join in on the fun.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is running out of snacks while you’re mining for diamonds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TaxiCraft: MurderousManHamas

arrest, attempted murder, crime, criminal act, extremist, French, Hamas, hate crime, investigation, Motive, murder, MurderousManHamas, Political, Radical, Support, SUSPECT, taxi driver, TaxiCraft, Terrorism, terrorism support, violence

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2382
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of the real world? well, this server is the place for u! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha cha slide.

one time, a player tried to murder a french taxi driver in the game but ended up becoming best friends and building a roller coaster together. they even started a support group for players who express support for hamas while playing minecraft. it’s wild, man.

join us for the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!

SiameseCraft: Double Trouble

bizarre scenarios, conjoined twins, courtroom drama, courtroom proceedings, criminal charges, criminal justice, criminal law, criminal liability, double, ethical dilemmas, Jail, legal consequences, legal precedent, legal questions, Legal System, moral quandaries, murder, shared responsibility, Siamese twins, SiameseCraft, sibling relationships, Trouble, unique situations

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	414	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin. dis server is so lit, it’s like a party in a volcano. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the cha cha slide, and cows that can breakdance better than u.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. they will rain down diamonds and golden apples upon u, making u the richest player in alllll the land. u will be able to ride a unicorn through a rainbow and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile on ur face.

but wait, there’s more! if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers that will make u the ultimate minecraft warrior. u will be able to build a castle in the sky, tame a pack of wild wolves to do ur bidding, and summon a herd of llamas to spit on ur enemies.

so, what r u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, if one Siamese twin is convicted of murder, would the other one have to go to jail? just kidding, that has nothing to do with anything. just join the server, okay? cool, see u there!