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SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

SisPhoneEnvy Minecraft Server

camera quality, Decision making, family dynamics, Frustration, Gratitude, INDEPENDENCE, iphone 11, long-term investment., Minecraft, new phone, personal finance, phone upgrade, Promises, saving money, second-hand phone, self reliance, sentimental value, Server, sibling comparison, SisPhoneEnvy, storage space, waiting for parents, working part-time

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Are you tired of using a phone with less storage than a potato? Do you want to take photos and videos without your camera quality making them look like they were taken on a potato? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your potato problems!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without worrying about running out of space. Our server is so spacious, you can store all the virtual memories you want without any pesky system files taking up valuable potato space.

And if you’re feeling a bit salty because your younger sister got a better phone at a younger age, don’t worry! On our server, everyone is equal and no one gets special treatment based on their phone quality. Plus, we have virtual iPhones for everyone to use, so you can snap those virtual selfies in style.

So why wait for your parents to replace their phones when you can join our server and upgrade to a virtual iPhone 11 with just a few clicks? Don’t be a potato, join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to potato problems forever!

UgandanRejectsCraft

Africa, African, asylum laws, asylum policy, asylum process, asylum seekers, asylum seekers rights, deportation, Europe, Government, immigration, international relations, Migration, Netherlands, policy, Refugee Crisis, refugee resettlement., Refugees, REJECTED, uganda, UgandanRejectsCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

Mickey Mouse Craft Land

animated films, branding, Business, Characters, Company, Craft, Disney, Entertainment, Failure, iconic, idiom, idiosyncratic, Land, Legacy, media conglomerate, merchandise, Mickey, mickey mouse, Mouse, Operation, spropos, success, theme parks, Walt Disney

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Animals Bred:	132
Enchantments Applied:	289	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Votes:	908

Lol come join dis epic Minecraft server where mickey mouse runs da show! If Disney goes kaput, we got u covered with our Mickey Mouse operation! Our mods are actually trained mice who build epic rollercoasters and castles with their tiny paws. Plus, our PvP battles are like watching a cartoon come to life – literally! So hop on board this crazy train and let’s make some magical memories together!

Air Quality Craft

Air, air monitoring, air pollution, air quality, Atmospheric science, climate change, climate policies, Craft, data analysis, data trends, emissions control, environmental impact, environmental improvements, environmental regulations, new york city, Nº2, PM2.5, pollution reduction, polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, public health, Quality, urban air quality

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	1634
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	823	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re actually breathing in real life! our climate policies are so lit, they’ve made the air quality improve by like a bazillion percent.

imagine mining for diamonds and not having to worry about inhaling toxic fumes! or building a giant castle without coughing up a lung! on our server, you can do all that and more, thanks to our magical air quality that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine.

so come join us and experience the freshest air in all of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate clean air and fun, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates clean air and fun? not us, that’s for sure!

Anarchy Unfiltered

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Creative Adventure PVP Skyblock Vanilla Economy Hardcore Minigames Roleplay Prison Faction Pixelmon Modded Flatworld Whitelisted Quests Bedwars Parkour, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	180
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Animals Bred:	189
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to Anarchy Unfiltered: A raw, no-rules, no-plugins Minecraft experience where chaos reigns. No limits, no safety, pure survival. Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in a world where anything goes?

anarchy.mcserver.us

forteuropa

Community, FortEuropa, Friendly, Fun, Minecraft, protected, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8756	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	232

FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected

mc.forteuropa.eu

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts and diamonds is the norm on SMP!

advertising, alive, bedrock, Chat, Cracked, Daily, diamonds, Discord, first server, Hearts, Join, Login, messages, Minecraft, NexusDark, norm, Players, PROFESSIONAL, Server, Server Uptime, Small Community, smp, stealing, Supported

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7718

Minecraft Server Overview

Players Online	1-2 daily
Server Uptime	89.71%
Chat Activity	No
Server Type	Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported

If you want to join, please visit our Discord server.

We may not have professional advertising messages, but we have a small community that plays daily. Join us and be a part of it!

FAQs

Q: How many players are online daily?

A: 1-2 players are online daily.

Q: What is the server uptime?

A: The server uptime is 89.71%.

Q: Is the chat active on the server?

A: No, the chat is not very active.

Q: What type of server is it?

A: It is a cracked server with login, and Bedrock edition is not supported.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get started.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Compulsory Client, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, EXILIUM, fading starlight, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Halloween 2024, irradiant awakening, Isolation Forest, Labyrinthine Defense, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade, News, PNC Resources, pre-register, ranking rerun, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4693	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	174	Alien Abductions:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

action, audience preferences, controversial, crime, culture, Dark, Drama, Entertainment, graphic, Gritty, Media, Minecraft, programming, shows, smp, societal impact, societal issues, society, television, television industry, Thriller, tv shows, violence

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Zombie Dances:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Votes:	2111	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

awkward, AwkwardlyAcceptable, BIZARRE, conformity, Etiquette, Manners, Minecraft, odd, out of place, peer pressure, smp, social behavior, social conformity, social constructs, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, societal rules, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

CraftyNoobsBegone

ANNOYED, annoying questions, constantly repeating, CraftyNoobsBegone, drained, exasperated, exhausted, explaining over and over, explaining the obvious, explaining the same thing, fed up, Frustration, over it, patience wearing thin, repeating myself, same old questions, tired of explaining, Tiresome, Weary, worn out

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!