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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 5929 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 5472 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.
And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!
So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?