DadTaxiDeniedCraft

children, Pick up, DRIVE, taxi, child maintenance

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

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KidsBedroomFun Minecraft Server

Girlfriend, raising children, KidsBedroomFun, Divorce, blended family

Looking for a Minecraft server that embraces family values and open-door policies? Look no further than our server, where kids are free to roam and watch TV in your virtual bedroom just like in real life! Our server is the perfect place for your kids to hang out and enjoy some quality time with the fan on.

But beware, new girlfriends may not be so understanding of our unique family-friendly atmosphere. One player’s girlfriend was so upset that she threatened to never move in if the kids were allowed in the bedroom! Can you imagine the drama that ensued? Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that values family traditions and open communication, join us now! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera with your new girlfriend and kids.

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PuppyLove Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Communication, new partner, moving on, mutual agreement

Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no ex-girlfriends will come around demanding visitation rights to your virtual pets!

We understand the struggle of splitting up belongings, but imagine having to split up virtual dogs in Minecraft! Our server is a drama-free zone where exes are blocked and new partners are respected.

Don’t worry about lawsuits over virtual pets, we have a strict no ex-girlfriend policy in place. Your new partner will thank you for joining a server where past relationships stay in the past.

So come join us and build your virtual world without the added stress of exes trying to visit your virtual pets. It’s time to move on and game on!

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ElvenCraft Minecraft Server

FANTASY, corrupted elves, mythical creatures, fantasy origins, dark fantasy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the Lord of the Rings? Well look no further, because on our server, we have orcs that were once corrupted elves! That’s right, forget about random unrelated species, we’ve got a whole backstory for our orcs that will blow your mind.

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind the orc-elf connection. Fight epic battles, explore mystical lands, and maybe even discover the lost city of Elforcia, where the first orc was born from the ashes of a fallen elf.

So why settle for boring old fantasy when you can join a server that takes things to a whole new level? Join us today and experience the magic of orcs that were once elves – only on our Minecraft server!

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BlockBuddiesMC

setting boundaries, abusive household, sister betrayal, racial slur, Self Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and fajitas are always on the menu! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and spicy encounters.

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental relatives who can’t handle a little diversity in your life? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is welcome, no matter their race or background. Build your dream world with your Mexican husband by your side, cooking up delicious fajitas for dinner every night.

But beware, there may be some unexpected guests who try to stir up trouble with their outdated views. Kick them to the curb and block them like a creeper trying to blow up your hard work. Show them who’s boss in this virtual world where you make the rules.

So, why wait? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough like a sister who finally learns to keep her racist comments to herself. Let’s craft some memories together and leave the drama behind.

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Respawned & Regretting It

Survival, fear, perspective, last thoughts, second chance

Have you ever had a near-death experience and wondered what the “last” thing you thought was? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to find out! Join us for a wild ride filled with adrenaline-pumping adventures and heart-stopping moments.

Our server is so intense that even the Grim Reaper himself plays on it in his spare time. Legend has it that he once got so caught up in a PvP battle that he forgot to reap a soul for three whole days!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of disco dancing. They throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen, complete with glowstone dance floors and creeper-shaped cocktails.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart), look no further. Join us now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits!

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SeaCraft Clash Minecraft Server

naval confrontation, naval collision, Asia-Pacific conflict, maritime accident, military conflict

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Philippine ships and Chinese vessels collidin’ in the South China Sea! It’s like a battle royale on water but in Minecraft form, yo! Sail your ship, fight the other players, and claim dat sea for yourself! Plus, we got dolphins wearin’ pirate hats and squids with laser beams shootin’ out their eyes! It’s a wild ride, bro! So come on and join the madness, cuz you ain’t gonna find another server like dis one!

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NATOcraft: Spend & Defend!

Conflict, global affairs, Peacekeeping, War, Target

LOL GUYSSSS, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got a record number of NATO allies hittin’ dat defense spending target, like WOAH. u know why? cuz we got a war goin’ on in Ukraine and we need all da help we can get, even from blocky characters like u. come on in and help us build some epic defenses to protect our virtual land from evil mobs and griefers. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted goodies. join now or miss out on all da fun, broooooo. #minecraft4life #NATOstrong #warriorsunite

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MidlifeCraft

MidlifeCraft, introspective journey, SELF AWARENESS, existential crisis, acceptance

Join our server and experience the ultimate mid-life crisis in Minecraft!

Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now you can!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken of Doom, who lays explosive eggs that can blow up anything in its path.

Build your dream castle only to have it attacked by an army of flying pigs armed with laser beams.

Don’t miss out on the chance to battle the Ender Dragon while riding a giant rainbow-colored unicorn.

So come join us and embrace the chaos, because who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft server like ours!

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Caledonian SMP: Where even the creepers have a Scottish accent! Now with Simple Voice Chat and 18+ shenanigans!

Contests, Caledonian, stealing, Item duping, Mods

Caledonian SMP Server

Welcome to Caledonian SMP Server!

We’re a small Minecraft server focusing on the 1.21 update, with added features to enhance the gameplay experience. Join us for a fun and collaborative community!

Server Features:

Data Packs	Few datapacks for added gameplay
Plugins	Simple Voice Chat, DiscordIntegration, Dynmap (coming soon for 1.21)
Events	Regular server events and contests with custom trophies

Rules:

Be a good person. Respect others and use common sense.
No griefing, raiding, or stealing of other players’ builds or items.
No cheats or hacks. Certain mods allowed (optifine, minimap, JEI).
No item duping. TNT duping allowed, general item duping not allowed.
Must be 18 or older to join the server.

If you’re interested in joining, visit our Discord and apply!

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and follow the application process.
Are mods allowed on the server?	Some mods are allowed (optifine, minimap, JEI), refer to the rules for details.
What is the age requirement?	Players must be 18 or older to join.

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