BabyBezosCraft

new parent, controversy, jeff bezos, Sensitive, joking

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cute as a baby but as powerful as Jeff Bezos? Look no further! Our server is so awesome, even babies are jealous.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, just like Jeff Bezos (but hopefully without the world domination part). Our server is so epic, even Elon Musk would be jealous.

So come on, join us and show off your building skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to becoming a billionaire in the Minecraft world. Just don’t compare any babies to billionaires while you’re here, okay?

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, first time parent, self-care, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

blocky, Adventures, Server, emotional connection, sexual desire

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

Work Break Minecraft Server

Chores, Schedule, Minecraft, balance, parenting

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

NoShowMommaCraft

brunch, Communication, monthly gatherings, Upset, missing out

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than Millie’s excuses for missing out on events! Just like Millie’s disappearing act, you never know what surprises await you in our server.

With more twists and turns than Millie trying to change plans to accommodate her baby, our server will keep you on your toes. Who needs brunch when you can have epic adventures in the world of Minecraft?

Unlike Millie, who always seems to have a reason to bail, our server will never let you down. You’ll be partying with us every day, no excuses needed!

So come join us and leave the drama behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who found the most diamonds! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with Millie’s excuses.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

Fatherhood, support system, bonding with baby, Emotional support, BabyCraft

Are you tired of being called a whipped husband who messed up the delivery of your child? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t judge you based on your parenting skills! Join us and escape the real world drama for a land of blocks and endless possibilities.

Our server is so epic, even the toughest of players will shed a tear at the sight of our beautiful creations. We have towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and even a roller coaster that will make you question reality itself.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our virtual world, you’ll uncover the secrets of the universe. Some say that diamonds are just the beginning, and that there are treasures beyond your wildest dreams waiting to be discovered.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new family of blocky characters who will never judge you for forgetting to look at your baby during delivery.

BlockBreakerz: Need a Break Too?

Communication, new parent, BlockBreakerz, corporate job, PRESSURE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the brutal schedule of corporate life and parenting woes! Join us for some virtual relaxation and fun, where you can take breaks whenever you want without feeling guilty.

Imagine a world where you can sleep in, take naps, and have dinner at a reasonable hour – all while exploring endless possibilities in Minecraft. No need to worry about being the AH for wanting a break, because here, everyone understands the struggle of balancing work and family.

So come on over and join our server for a much-needed escape from reality. Who knew that mining blocks and building structures could be so therapeutic? Let’s build a world where breaks are encouraged and self-care is a top priority!

Crafted Chill SMP – Diamond Fun!

Home Teleportation Feature, interactive world map, Chill, Grief Protection System, Fun

Crafted Survival SMP

Looking for a chill SMP that feels like real Minecraft? Crafted Survival is a semi-vanilla server built for fun and community vibes. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore builder, you’ll fit right in!

What We Offer

We keep it close to vanilla but add some nice touches that Mojang should’ve done:

✨ Land Claiming: Keep your builds safe from griefers.
💎 Diamond Economy: Trade, sell, and build your empire with diamonds.
🛒 Shopping District: Set up your own player-run shops.
🏠 Set Homes & TPA: Travel easy with your pals.
🗺️ Live Map: Check out the world from your browser.
💀 Mob Heads: Collect rare drops from mobs.
🌙 One-Player Sleep: No more waiting for night to pass.
🎖️ Ranks via Trust, Playtime & Voting: No pay-to-win here.
👥 Active Players: Join our growing community!

Crossplay Support

Java IP: play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port: 19132

Join Us!

📺 Watch Our Server Trailer 💬 Join Our Discord

If you love classic Minecraft with a social twist and a rewarding diamond economy, this is your new home. Come vibe with us today! ❤️

LunarCraft SMP: Join Us Now!

Mature Player Interaction, collaborative building projects, adventure map exploration, Exclusive Member Benefits, High-Quality Server Performance

🌙 LunarCraft SMP

About Us LunarCraft is a chill survival SMP server. Think HermitCraft vibes but with a small crew. We keep it mostly vanilla. Our gang chats on Discord, and we ask that all players are 18+ and act like grown-ups.

Key Info

Game Version: 1.21.6
Community: Small, tight-knit, LGBTQ+ friendly
Economy: Player shops, diamond-based
Protection: Anti-grief with Core Protect
Staff: Friendly, trained mods
Map: No resets, long-term fun
Uptime: 24/7, no lag

Why Join Us?

LunarCraft runs on a top-notch server. It’s smooth sailing for all players. Our mods work hard to keep the peace and make sure everyone has a good time.

Ready to Join?

To hop in, you need to be whitelisted. Just tell us a bit about yourself in a short intro! Join our Discord to get started: Join Us on Discord

LilacMC Fun Towny Arena!

Fun, smp, LilacMC, Survival, Towny

### 🌸 Welcome to LilacMC! 🌸

Server Type: SMP Version: 1.21.6 Features: – Towny: Build your own town! – Mob Arena: Fight mobs with friends! – Player Economy: You set the prices! No admin shops! – Custom Items: Unique stuff just for you!

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If you want a fun place to play, LilacMC is the spot! It’s all about good vibes and cool folks. Join the fun with our awesome plugins like mcMMO and more!

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### 🏳️‍🌈 Newest Feature: Pride Event 2025 🏳️‍🌈

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📝 Server IP: epic.lilacmc.net (1.21.4 – 1.21.6) 📚 Discord: Join Us!

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