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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 6196 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.
So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!