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BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	New Chunks Explored:	420884
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Animals Bred:	134	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Votes:	3128	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ores Mined:	6244
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ores Mined:	668	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8651
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!

Endless Eden

active server, apply today, arcade games, chat games, Discord, Eden, Endless, launch date, OneBlock, Player Shops, prox chat, quality-of-life enhancements, recruiter, Resource World, season 4, Skyblock, smp, SMP world, Staff, Treefeller, Veinminer, Warps, whitelist application

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Secret Passages Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Endless Eden Minecraft Server

Season	Season 4
Launch Date	01/02/25

Explore our expansive SMP World filled with unique builds, player shops, and vibrant community spaces. Join now to experience our OneBlock and Skyblock modes with custom challenges, generators, quests, and a unique OneBlock phase system.

Features:

Quality-of-Life Enhancements:

Arcade Games
Treefeller
Veinminer
Prox Chat (Simple Voice Chat)
Quests
Chat Games
Homes, Crates
Infinite Villager Trading
Improved Stonecutting Recipes
And more!

Why Choose Endless Eden?

We’re a community-focused, 18+ space where mature players come together to build, explore, and make lasting memories. Join Endless Eden to meet like-minded individuals, build relationships, and have fun in a welcoming environment.

Join Endless Eden Today:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
- Submit a Whitelist Application: Approval within 0–15 minutes!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I apply for whitelisting?	Join our Discord and contact our recruiter, mc_fayeth, to submit a whitelist application.
What are the server modes available?	We offer SMP World, Resource World, OneBlock, and Skyblock modes with custom challenges and features.
Is there active staff support?	Yes, we have an active server staff ready to assist players and ensure a positive gameplay experience.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	We have premium and custom plugins like Arcade Games, Veinminer, Quests, and more to enhance your gameplay.
What makes Endless Eden unique?	Endless Eden is a community-focused server where players can build, explore, and foster friendships in a mature and welcoming environment.

Eternal Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, ending it all, ETERNAL, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, reaching out, Realm, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide hotline, suicide methods, Suicide prevention, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Crops Grown:	5240	Love Letters Sent:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Yo, bro, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where you can kill yourself in the most hilarious ways possible? Like, forget jumping off a cliff or drowning in lava, we got some next level shiz going on here.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of dying in the most outrageous ways imaginable. From getting eaten by a giant chicken to being smacked by a flying pig, this server will have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So, if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come on over and see how creative you can get with your demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉